1. "Mr. Romney, step out of the car and unstrap the dog from the roof."
2. Meghan McCain pays a visit to the set of 'Top Gear.'
3. GEICO's new spokeswoman, Angry Naked Lesbian, was not as popular as the Gecko or the Cavemen.
4. "Hand over the McNuggets and the Shamrock Shake! And all the fries!!" Meghan McCain goes off her diet.
5. Government Motors tried to goose sales of the Chevy Volt by adding a provocative hood ornament. Appropriately, it was gross, bloated, and impeded any chance of reasonable progress.
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"You aren't going anywhere until I tell you about Ron Paul!"
Best of GregMan
Thunderthighsgirl saves the day yet again as she rescues an innocent passerby from her nemesis, The Ghost In The iPhone.
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HULK SMASH!!!
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I didn't enjoy "The Girl With The Butterfly Tattoo" quite as much.
Best of Shayne
Mom?
Best of metalgarth
Puncuation 101: The correct caption is "I'm the juggernaut bitch", not "I'm the juggernaut, bitch." Commas matter.
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"Day 596: Finally! After so many days and nights of waiting, the pizza delivery boy has made his last mistake!" Michael Moore's last diary entry explained how he looked so thin and svelte in his last known photo.
Best of prince of leaves
He finally announced that he would be running after all, but this isn't what Chris Christie fans had in mind.
Best of Adriane
Well ... um ... OK, but at least s/he's not wearing white after Labor Day!!!
Best of Mr Hankey
Sinead O'Connor's honeymoon videos show that she left out some details during the search for crack in Vegas.
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After his initial "re-equipping," Chaz Bono couldn't wait to show off his new toy...
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"You aren't going anywhere until I tell you about Ron Paul!"
Thunderthighsgirl saves the day yet again as she rescues an innocent passerby from her nemesis, The Ghost In The iPhone.
I am sorry, the home owner's association does not restrict that, the American flag however has to be taken down.
HULK SMASH!!!
I didn't enjoy "The Girl With The Butterfly Tattoo" quite as much.
Filming begins on the live-action version of "Monty Python's Charwoman"
ORA: Kekko Kamen has really let herself go.
Mom?
Puncuation 101:
The correct caption is "I'm the juggernaut bitch", not "I'm the juggernaut, bitch." Commas matter.
"Day 596: Finally! After so many days and nights of waiting, the pizza delivery boy has made his last mistake!" Michael Moore's last diary entry explained how he looked so thin and svelte in his last known photo.
He finally announced that he would be running after all, but this isn't what Chris Christie fans had in mind.
"Remember that abortion you had twenty years ago and tossed into the radioactive waste dump? Yeah, 'Mom', it's payback time!"
Sure, she's got other issues, but you've got to admire her for taking up step aerobics to lose some of that weight.
Oh jeez, bet Dub just lost his lunch.
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Oh yeah, plussize.com models are going to be real popular. Not.
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Looks like Rosie O'Donnell is PMSing again.
Well ... um ... OK, but at least s/he's not wearing white after Labor Day!!!
Sinead O'Connor's honeymoon videos show that she left out some details during the search for crack in Vegas.
In Dub's recurring nightmare, he never wakes up until she is singing...
After his initial "re-equipping," Chaz Bono couldn't wait to show off his new toy...
That is the WORST hood ornament I've ever seen!
It seems Helga the meter maid found out she couldn't quit but had to be fired in order to collect unemployment.
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David Attenborough whispers: Mercy! We're witnessing a stampeding hippo charging the... oh, wait, this is NY City. Never mind.
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After losing out to the skinny model yet again, Bertha sorta just lost it and stormed out of the dressing room in search of Twinkies... a whole lot of Twinkies.
"DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!"
(ORA)
I'd said "Dont look at her"
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