Monday, February 27, 2012

Stomp!



1. "Mr. Romney, step out of the car and unstrap the dog from the roof."

2. Meghan McCain pays a visit to the set of 'Top Gear.'

3. GEICO's new spokeswoman, Angry Naked Lesbian, was not as popular as the Gecko or the Cavemen.

4. "Hand over the McNuggets and the Shamrock Shake! And all the fries!!" Meghan McCain goes off her diet.

5. Government Motors tried to goose sales of the Chevy Volt by adding a provocative hood ornament. Appropriately, it was gross, bloated, and impeded any chance of reasonable progress.

Best of GregMan
"You aren't going anywhere until I tell you about Ron Paul!"

Best of GregMan
Thunderthighsgirl saves the day yet again as she rescues an innocent passerby from her nemesis, The Ghost In The iPhone.

Best of Rodney Dill
HULK SMASH!!!

Best of Mr Hankey
I didn't enjoy "The Girl With The Butterfly Tattoo" quite as much.

Best of Shayne
Mom?

Best of metalgarth
Puncuation 101: The correct caption is "I'm the juggernaut bitch", not "I'm the juggernaut, bitch." Commas matter.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Day 596: Finally! After so many days and nights of waiting, the pizza delivery boy has made his last mistake!" Michael Moore's last diary entry explained how he looked so thin and svelte in his last known photo.

Best of prince of leaves
He finally announced that he would be running after all, but this isn't what Chris Christie fans had in mind.

Best of Adriane
Well ... um ... OK, but at least s/he's not wearing white after Labor Day!!!

Best of Mr Hankey
Sinead O'Connor's honeymoon videos show that she left out some details during the search for crack in Vegas.

Best of Submariner
After his initial "re-equipping," Chaz Bono couldn't wait to show off his new toy...

22 comments:

GregMan said...

"You aren't going anywhere until I tell you about Ron Paul!"

GregMan said...

Thunderthighsgirl saves the day yet again as she rescues an innocent passerby from her nemesis, The Ghost In The iPhone.

Double the U said...

I am sorry, the home owner's association does not restrict that, the American flag however has to be taken down.

Rodney Dill said...

HULK SMASH!!!

Mr Hankey said...

I didn't enjoy "The Girl With The Butterfly Tattoo" quite as much.

Mr Hankey said...

Filming begins on the live-action version of "Monty Python's Charwoman"

dadoctah said...

ORA: Kekko Kamen has really let herself go.

Shayne said...

Mom?

metalgarth said...

Puncuation 101:
The correct caption is "I'm the juggernaut bitch", not "I'm the juggernaut, bitch." Commas matter.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Day 596: Finally! After so many days and nights of waiting, the pizza delivery boy has made his last mistake!" Michael Moore's last diary entry explained how he looked so thin and svelte in his last known photo.

prince of leaves said...

He finally announced that he would be running after all, but this isn't what Chris Christie fans had in mind.

prince of leaves said...

"Remember that abortion you had twenty years ago and tossed into the radioactive waste dump? Yeah, 'Mom', it's payback time!"

prince of leaves said...

Sure, she's got other issues, but you've got to admire her for taking up step aerobics to lose some of that weight.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Oh jeez, bet Dub just lost his lunch.

-OR-

Oh yeah, plussize.com models are going to be real popular. Not.

-OR-

Looks like Rosie O'Donnell is PMSing again.

Adriane said...

Well ... um ... OK, but at least s/he's not wearing white after Labor Day!!!

Mr Hankey said...

Sinead O'Connor's honeymoon videos show that she left out some details during the search for crack in Vegas.

Dr. Doom said...

In Dub's recurring nightmare, he never wakes up until she is singing...

Submariner said...

After his initial "re-equipping," Chaz Bono couldn't wait to show off his new toy...

Submariner said...

That is the WORST hood ornament I've ever seen!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

It seems Helga the meter maid found out she couldn't quit but had to be fired in order to collect unemployment.

-OR-

David Attenborough whispers: Mercy! We're witnessing a stampeding hippo charging the... oh, wait, this is NY City. Never mind.


-OR-

After losing out to the skinny model yet again, Bertha sorta just lost it and stormed out of the dressing room in search of Twinkies... a whole lot of Twinkies.

Rodney Dill said...

"DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!"

(ORA)

http://findessay.org/ said...

I'd said "Dont look at her"