Wednesday, February 08, 2012
1. And with that proof, Tiffany definitively demonstrated the physics of pole dancing.
2. Oops, forgot to carry the sideboob... I mean, cosine... No, wait, I mean sideboob.
3. Paul Ryan's new 'Visual Aid' was highly effective at selling his deficit reduction plan.
4. Isn't this way better than Bart Simpson lamely scribbling some quickly-outdated pop-culture reference?
5."So, if Obama is re-elected, my portion of the national debt will be greater than the entire Gross National Product of Uruguay."
Best of dadoctah
Step 3: Profit!
Best of jj
The local Mensa meetings got much more interesting with the introduction of strip-calculus.
Best of Dactyl
A woman doing mathematics? How delightfully preposterous!
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Some young Republicans may look spectacular, but they're obviously no better at explaining their ideas to the public.
Best of Submariner
Giselle proves why the loss wasn't Tom's fault.
Best of Dr. Doom
St. Bartholomew School for Boys seventh grade teacher, Miss Johnson, was voted teacher of the year for the sixth year running - even though every single student failed her class... again.
Best of VInneh
"Hey Alison, if you can't figure it out, just show us your tits."