Wednesday, February 08, 2012

She Figured


1. And with that proof, Tiffany definitively demonstrated the physics of pole dancing.

2. Oops, forgot to carry the sideboob... I mean, cosine... No, wait, I mean sideboob.

3. Paul Ryan's new 'Visual Aid' was highly effective at selling his deficit reduction plan.

4. Isn't this way better than Bart Simpson lamely scribbling some quickly-outdated pop-culture reference?

5."So, if Obama is re-elected, my portion of the national debt will be greater than the entire Gross National Product of Uruguay."


Best of dadoctah
Step 3: Profit!

Best of jj
The local Mensa meetings got much more interesting with the introduction of strip-calculus.

Best of Dactyl
A woman doing mathematics? How delightfully preposterous!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Some young Republicans may look spectacular, but they're obviously no better at explaining their ideas to the public.

Best of Submariner
Giselle proves why the loss wasn't Tom's fault.

Best of Dr. Doom
St. Bartholomew School for Boys seventh grade teacher, Miss Johnson, was voted teacher of the year for the sixth year running - even though every single student failed her class... again.

Best of VInneh
"Hey Alison, if you can't figure it out, just show us your tits."

25 comments:

dadoctah said...

Step 3: Profit!

blue said...

Professor Cindy made summer school more interesting

jj said...

Thought bubble, "What was the professor thinking, pi or pie?"

jj said...

The local Mensa meetings got much more interesting with the introduction of strip-calculus.

jj said...

WOW...Blossom really blossomed!

Dr. Doom said...

"And that, class, defines the Mass A$$ Theorem, lectured Dr. Buffy, Hooters University's newest tenured professor...

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Dactyl said...

A woman doing mathematics? How delightfully preposterous!

prince of leaves said...

A truly beautiful butt paired with what looks like some nightmare-inspiring combination of calculus, linear algebra, and Fourier transforms? What is this, aversion therapy for horny math and science majors?

Shayne said...

New mandatory class in California high schools - strip mathematics.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

This offers one explanation for why more and more teachers are being arrested for diddling their students... math is just too damn sexy.

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If Dub says one negative thing about that lass, I'm gonna have to kick his butt.

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If I said I loved what comes out of your "pi"-hole would you want a proof?

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Some young Republicans may look spectacular, but they're obviously no better at explaining their ideas to the public.

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Future authoress of the revised IRS Tax Code.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Welcome Back Kotter after a radical but well-received rewrite.

WordVerify: oxinisis - isn't that the medical name for what Jerry claimed made him urinate in the parking garage?

mpur said...

Heather was losing badly in the game of "Strip Calculus"

Submariner said...

US Women's Volleyball Coach Gabrielle Sabatini really takes her strategy sessions seriously!

Submariner said...

Giselle proves why the loss wasn't Tom's fault.

Submariner said...

You're still only workin' towards a C, Miss Jones. For an A, you'll have to meet me in my office after class for an extra-credit assignment.

Dr. Doom said...

St. Bartholomew School for Boys seventh grade teacher, Miss Johnson, was voted teacher of the year for the sixth year running - even though every single student failed her class... again.

Capt. Queeg said...

"Heh-Heh. Heh-Heh. She just wrote natural LOG. Heh-Heh."

Steve O said...

Nobody was ever late for Missy's class, and everyone paid attention, but somehow everybody left stupid.

Steve O said...

Sarah plays "strip math" with the geeks at Cal Tech. The geeks always start out really strong, but at some point they always seem to get really stupid.

Anonymous said...

"Hey Alison, if you can't figure it out, just show us your tits."

Vinneh

Anonymous said...

Stephen Hawking's wet dream.

Vinneh

Kaptain Krude said...

"...and that, class, is why none of you will ever get a piece of pi. Or, at least, not a piece of MY pi. Any questions?" The silence was filled with sadness.

Kaptain Krude said...

The class always looked forward to Missy "Butterfingers" Flowers' dropping of the chalk. Yes, even the girls.

Kaptain Krude said...

ORA: Bjorn angrily stormed into the room and bellowed, "Give me back my underwear, bitch! You're not a lumberjack!"