Saturday, February 25, 2012

Portrait of an LGF Commenter


1. "Not even remotely hot chicks with douchebags" was not as successful as the blog that inspired it.

2. Not to say Eugene was pathetic, but he was the kid the drama club bullied.

3. "OOOOOOKLAHOMA!... where the nerds try vainly to get to second base..."

4. "OK, now before we call this meeting of 'Youth for Ron Paul' to order, I have to ask all the Jews to leave."

5. Damn, ever LA passed those 'No Barebacking' laws, pr0n has gotten just pathetic.

15 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

What ever you do don't ask him how high the corn is in his back 40...

andthenblammo! said...

"Eat yer heart out Napoleon Dynamite! Geez!"

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Nerdie tells people he is in a 3-way but he means the other kind.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

See, even nerds can master the cop-a-feel once their growth spurt kicks in.

-OR-

Newton demonstrates how he got the part of THING in his school's controversial bawdy version of The Addams Family.

dadoctah said...

"Harry Potter and the Inappropriate Fondling"

Anonymous said...

Honk Honk

prince of leaves said...

"Why would we feel threatened or taken advantage of? Tyler's in glee club!"

prince of leaves said...

I was confused about the title "Portrait of an LGF Commenter" until I saw the doorknob in the background.

Spineless Vertebrae said...

.... he is the most nerdy boy in the world.
"I don't always hug girls, but when I do, I always try to get a boob squeeze in."

blue said...

"whew, for a second, I thought his shirt said Obama"

GregMan said...

Alan put the picture of him and two girls on his Facebook page, but sadly, everyone thought it was just a really lifelike Photoshop.

GregMan said...

That there is the mother of all college sexual harassment complaints as soon as those girls sober up.

Mr Hankey said...

It was disappointing to Elliott Schwartzman that his re-launch of "Tony Orlando & Dawn" was such a failure.

Steve O said...

"Not even remotely hot" you say? Sure. Like you wouldn't secretly go out with either one of them.

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