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What ever you do don't ask him how high the corn is in his back 40...
"Eat yer heart out Napoleon Dynamite! Geez!"
Nerdie tells people he is in a 3-way but he means the other kind.
See, even nerds can master the cop-a-feel once their growth spurt kicks in.-OR-Newton demonstrates how he got the part of THING in his school's controversial bawdy version of The Addams Family.
"Harry Potter and the Inappropriate Fondling"
"Why would we feel threatened or taken advantage of? Tyler's in glee club!"
I was confused about the title "Portrait of an LGF Commenter" until I saw the doorknob in the background.
.... he is the most nerdy boy in the world. "I don't always hug girls, but when I do, I always try to get a boob squeeze in."
"whew, for a second, I thought his shirt said Obama"
Alan put the picture of him and two girls on his Facebook page, but sadly, everyone thought it was just a really lifelike Photoshop.
That there is the mother of all college sexual harassment complaints as soon as those girls sober up.
It was disappointing to Elliott Schwartzman that his re-launch of "Tony Orlando & Dawn" was such a failure.
"Not even remotely hot" you say? Sure. Like you wouldn't secretly go out with either one of them.
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