Friday, February 17, 2012

A Low, Hanging Softball for Your Friday Apres-Midi


Best of blue
"Nice couch, whoops - sorry Mrs Obama

Best of dadoctah
"Sorry about the shirt, Mrs O, but they made me ditch the one that said 'No fat chicks'."

Best of prince of leaves
"I've always adored your music, Ms. Houston!"

Best of Dr. Doom
"Now use your disguise to get as far into the crowd as you can", instructed the first Lady, "And don't forget to shout Allahu Ackbar BEFORE you detonate the underwear!"

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Would somebody get this walking carpet out of my wa... oh, sorry, Mrs. Obama."

Best of Submariner
M'Chelle; "That's not how you give a 'Donkey Punch' you chalk-faced dweeb."

Best of Spin
The elderly are very confused when offered the Obama fist bump.

Best of Submariner
Buh-bye,
Buh-bye,
Security, we're gettin off the plane, can we get an escort through the terminal? Bub-bye!

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"Congratulations on your decision to become a Bottom, Barry is waiting for you."

22 comments:

Double the U said...

The kid has bigger balls than any of the people that will mock him.

blue said...

"Nice couch, whoops - sorry Mrs Obama

dadoctah said...

"Sorry about the shirt, Mrs O, but they made me ditch the one that said 'No fat chicks'."

prince of leaves said...

Obligatory caption: "Excuse me, do you have a few minutes to hear the Good News about Congressman Doctor Ron Paul?"

prince of leaves said...

I'm surprised they let him bring in the umbrella but not the fanny pack.

prince of leaves said...

"I've always adored your music, Ms. Houston!"

Dr. Doom said...

"Now use your disguise to get as far into the crowd as you can", instructed the first Lady, "And don't forget to shout Allahu Ackbar BEFORE you detonate the underwear!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Wow, I didn't know there was a Star Wars convention going on! Where is that wacky George Lucas, I want to punch him, I mean, express to him my thoughts on the latest version."


wv: they msweded - you got that right, captcha. you got that right.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Would somebody get this walking carpet out of my wa... oh, sorry, Mrs. Obama."

Kaptain Krude said...

"I don't want to know about the drapes matching the curtains, but I can see that the dress matches the couch."

Dactyl said...

Man, Clinton's aged, hasn't she?

Submariner said...

Helen Thomas didn't mind the N****rs occumpying the White House so long's they didn't bring in any Jews...


ATDHE A

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

M'Chelle; "That's not how you give a 'Donkey Punch' you chalk-faced dweeb."

Submariner said...

Old lady's thawt bubble; "Where the heck is the Bubba and Monica display in this wax museum?"

Anonymous said...

Rand Paul finally got to tour the White House.

Vinneh

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Michelle's bubble: O's Secret Service agents must be on front gate duty today.

-OR-

People who have Photoshop love blank tee shirts. I'm working on these versions:
"KKK - Misunderstood & Maligned"
"Vote for Biden"
"Eatin Shovels for Sale"
"Do you read VtheK.com?"

Dr. Doom said...

"Yes, yes hurry along, I'm late for the flight to my ski vacation", said the First Lady as she whispered an aside to her Secret Service detail, "Make sure this guys gets the 'special tour' of the Hillary Room in the basement."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Hey, glad we could catch you in between vacation spots, eh, Mrs. Obama?"

Spin said...

The elderly are very confused when offered the Obama fist bump.

Submariner said...

Buh-bye,
Buh-bye,
Security, we're gettin off the plane, can we get an escort through the terminal? Bub-bye!

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"Congratulations on your decision to become a Bottom, Barry is waiting for you."