1. eHarmony really works miracles sometimes, doesn't it?
2. "Hey, you pro-Palestinian types who think Europeans shouldn't be allowed to settle on lands formerly occupied by Indigenous people... we'd like a word with you."
3.#36,437 and 36,438 on the list of things we don't want to see M'Chel wearing.
4. "Folsom Street Fair said we were too mundane."
5. Putting the "ho" in "Navajo."
Best of metalgarth
Have you seen a biker, a construction worker, a cop, and a sailor by any chance?
Best of metalgarth
Yes, we are members of the semenhole tribe! Why do you ask?
Best of Submariner
Any bets on whether there'd be a fistful of cigars in the hand of the one on the right if s/he turned around?
Best of Submariner
...and the Maitre D refused to seat them because they had no Reservation.
Thank you. Try the veal.
Best of prince of leaves
"Show me your moobs!" said the butler - Mardi Gras was a little different when you got past St. Ann Street.
Best of dadoctah
Batman and Robin: the Frontier Years.
Best of Rodney Dill
A boy named Sioux
Best of Vinneh
Bruce and Milo weren't buying the standard "Bob Evans is a family restaurant. We don't let savages eat here" line.
Best of Dr. Doom
Sign that you are not in Kansas any more - #299...
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Have you seen a biker, a construction worker, a cop, and a sailor by any chance?
Yes, we are members of the semenhole tribe! Why do you ask?
geez....2 more votes for Obama
Maître d's Thawtbubble: You've got to be f*king kidding me! This isn't a fern bar.
Maître d's Greeting: Good evening monsieur and erm uhm cough mademoiselle? Sorry, we're all booked up.
SLAM
WordVerify: aaard - How a pirate describes his erection.
Well, the NOW hags will be all up in arms. Why does she only have one feather?
Bourbon Street can have that affect on some people.
Hey guys, the YMCA called and they want their stuff back...
Spineless Vertebrae said...
Bourbon Street can have that affect on some people.
I'm not sure about Bourbon, but I'm damn sure Absinthe does...
Once you get past the yellow barricades on Bourbon Street...
Meanwhile, back on the ranch, Grandma keeps beating off the Indians, but they keep coming and coming.
ATDHE
Any bets on whether there'd be a fistful of cigars in the hand of the one on the right if s/he turned around?
last vword - epctard - an epic 'tard if I've ever seen two...
Perhaps it's just me, but the head-gear on the right looks like it'd make a perfect 50 yard target for my Sig Sauer...
OJA
Chance?
Chance?
Chance?
...and the Maitre D refused to seat them because they had no Reservation.
Thank you. Try the veal.
"So why'd the Lone Ranger let you go Tonto?"
"He found out what Kemo Sabe means."
Ironically, the Indians were completely unoffended by the English butler carving standing at the cigar store's door.
"Show me your moobs!" said the butler - Mardi Gras was a little different when you got past St. Ann Street.
Batman and Robin: the Frontier Years.
Fags from the Castro Distict of SF going for sea food.
-Oiao
I asked the one on the left why he had two feathers and got the response, "I F*ck'm two women." So I just had to ask the chief why he had so many feathers and he replied, "I f*ck'm 20 women, 3 horse, 4 dog, 2 buffalo, 1 small bear...", I responded, "Oh, dear." and the chief came back with, "No deer, ass too high and run too fast."
This is absolutely awesom! Great work!
The highly decorated Chief Tumbling Dice of the Harrah's tribe.
"If you're looking for the YMCA. it's two doors down the block."
Vinneh
A boy named Sioux
Bruce and Milo weren't buying the standard "Bob Evans is a family restaurant. We don't let savages eat here" line.
Vinneh
Sign that you are not in Kansas any more - #299...
What happens on Bourbon Street, rarely stays on Bourbon Street...
Erotic vs. Kinky
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