Tuesday, February 14, 2012

It Doesn't Get More Tuesday Than This


1. eHarmony really works miracles sometimes, doesn't it?

2. "Hey, you pro-Palestinian types who think Europeans shouldn't be allowed to settle on lands formerly occupied by Indigenous people... we'd like a word with you."

3.#36,437 and 36,438 on the list of things we don't want to see M'Chel wearing.

4. "Folsom Street Fair said we were too mundane."

5. Putting the "ho" in "Navajo."

Best of metalgarth
Have you seen a biker, a construction worker, a cop, and a sailor by any chance?

Best of metalgarth
Yes, we are members of the semenhole tribe! Why do you ask?

Best of Submariner
Any bets on whether there'd be a fistful of cigars in the hand of the one on the right if s/he turned around?

Best of Submariner
...and the Maitre D refused to seat them because they had no Reservation.

Thank you. Try the veal.

Best of prince of leaves
"Show me your moobs!" said the butler - Mardi Gras was a little different when you got past St. Ann Street.

Best of dadoctah
Batman and Robin: the Frontier Years.

Best of Rodney Dill
A boy named Sioux

Best of Vinneh
Bruce and Milo weren't buying the standard "Bob Evans is a family restaurant. We don't let savages eat here" line.

Best of Dr. Doom
Sign that you are not in Kansas any more - #299...

29 comments:

metalgarth said...

Have you seen a biker, a construction worker, a cop, and a sailor by any chance?

metalgarth said...

Yes, we are members of the semenhole tribe! Why do you ask?

blue said...

geez....2 more votes for Obama

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Maître d's Thawtbubble: You've got to be f*king kidding me! This isn't a fern bar.
Maître d's Greeting: Good evening monsieur and erm uhm cough mademoiselle? Sorry, we're all booked up.
SLAM

WordVerify: aaard - How a pirate describes his erection.

jj said...

Well, the NOW hags will be all up in arms. Why does she only have one feather?

Spineless Vertebrae said...

Bourbon Street can have that affect on some people.

JohnS1959 said...

Hey guys, the YMCA called and they want their stuff back...

Submariner said...

Spineless Vertebrae said...
Bourbon Street can have that affect on some people.


I'm not sure about Bourbon, but I'm damn sure Absinthe does...

Submariner said...

Once you get past the yellow barricades on Bourbon Street...

Submariner said...

Meanwhile, back on the ranch, Grandma keeps beating off the Indians, but they keep coming and coming.


ATDHE

Submariner said...

Any bets on whether there'd be a fistful of cigars in the hand of the one on the right if s/he turned around?

Submariner said...

last vword - epctard - an epic 'tard if I've ever seen two...

Submariner said...

Perhaps it's just me, but the head-gear on the right looks like it'd make a perfect 50 yard target for my Sig Sauer...

Submariner said...

OJA

Chance?
Chance?
Chance?

Submariner said...

...and the Maitre D refused to seat them because they had no Reservation.

Thank you. Try the veal.

Rodney Dill said...

"So why'd the Lone Ranger let you go Tonto?"
"He found out what Kemo Sabe means."

prince of leaves said...

Ironically, the Indians were completely unoffended by the English butler carving standing at the cigar store's door.

prince of leaves said...

"Show me your moobs!" said the butler - Mardi Gras was a little different when you got past St. Ann Street.

dadoctah said...

Batman and Robin: the Frontier Years.

Anonymous said...

Fags from the Castro Distict of SF going for sea food.

-Oiao

Rodney Dill said...

I asked the one on the left why he had two feathers and got the response, "I F*ck'm two women." So I just had to ask the chief why he had so many feathers and he replied, "I f*ck'm 20 women, 3 horse, 4 dog, 2 buffalo, 1 small bear...", I responded, "Oh, dear." and the chief came back with, "No deer, ass too high and run too fast."

anyessays.net said...

This is absolutely awesom! Great work!

USMC2841 said...

The highly decorated Chief Tumbling Dice of the Harrah's tribe.

Anonymous said...

"If you're looking for the YMCA. it's two doors down the block."

Vinneh

Rodney Dill said...

A boy named Sioux

Anonymous said...

Bruce and Milo weren't buying the standard "Bob Evans is a family restaurant. We don't let savages eat here" line.

Vinneh

Dr. Doom said...

Sign that you are not in Kansas any more - #299...

Dr. Doom said...

What happens on Bourbon Street, rarely stays on Bourbon Street...

Rodney Dill said...

Erotic vs. Kinky