Thursday, February 23, 2012

Innocent Mormon Boy Molested by BB Skanks


1. Champion Quidditch players got their choice of Hogwarts cheerleaders.

2. "They totally bought that I was a medical student and offered to help me study for my gynecology midterm." 

3."I had to convince them I was in Special Ed, but it was SO worth it."

4. "So, what do you ladies hear about Ron Paul?"

5. "Sorry mom and dad, I accidentally turned on MSNBC when Meghan McCain and Rachel Maddow were talking about vaginal probing and I needed an emergency jump start on my heterosexuality."

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

BB Skanks was a legendary blues musician.

Rodney Dill said...

Two go in... one comes...

jj said...

Glad that pocket-pool tournament isn't an away game!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Alex "Creepy Thawtbubbles" McDern could hardly control an evil chuckle, knowing he was just inches away from touching side boob.

-OR-

Vic sent the snapshot to all his padded cellmates at St. Elizabeth's Sanitarium, confident that none could tell the girls were just cardboard cutouts. But John Hinkley knew. Oh yes, Hinkley knew and was not pleased.

dadoctah said...

"Give me a...restraining order!"

dadoctah said...

Pink Lady and Jeff. Ur doin it...not even close.

Anonymous said...

"Hi girls, I heard the Wizards really suck, what about you"?

Vinneh

Dr. Doom said...

"I couldn't help noticing you girls are Wizards. I am a level 20 Mage myself", said Rodney as he activated his +12 Virginity Spell, "Would you like to see my wand?"

Anonymous said...

"Jizzed in my my pants..."