Monday, February 06, 2012

Grinning in a Volt


1. Little did the public know of Bammy's fondness for acting out the video to Alanis Morrissette's "Ironic."

2. "Oops, my bad. Let's drive over to Tarantino's place in the Valley and call Harvey Keitel to clean this mess up."

3. The Little Old Lady from Pasadena ain't got nothin' on the Community Organizer from Nairobi.

4. "Paddidle!"

5."That's. Not. A. Stickshift."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
"Aw you're killing me, but okay... this baby, as is, just $1.6 trillion! Whaddya say, do we have a deal?"

Best of Rodney Dill
The new Chevy Dolt

Best of Double the U
Barry, Barry, Barry... the passenger is the one that is suppose to lean over and pleasure you while you drive.

Best of dadoctah
You gonna let those hamsters in the Kia Soul get away with that? Floor it!

Best of Jack Reacher
"How YOU doin'?"

Best of GregMan
"You know, I lost my virginity in a car just this color. Frank Marshall Davis used to own it."

Best of jj
Barry, "We'd better get the hell out of here...I took the battery out of M'chelle's vibrator."

Best of Vinneh
"Barry, I don't care how new it is, it's a hoopdee"!

Best of Whacko
"So I just show up at a factory and a few weeks later it goes tits up. And that's how I'm destroying Amerikka one industry at a time. I know, its a gift."

Best of Rodney Dill
"Las Vegas? Ha! We're goin' to Livonia."

26 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Thawtbubble: Praise be, I think this sucker will balance my budget!
"Aw you're killing me, but okay... this baby, as is, just $1.6 trillion! Whaddya say, do we have a deal?"

-OR-

Let's go cruisin for white chicks, just like the old days in Dee-troit?

-OR-

Heck, I ain't all that drunk! This ain't Chappaquiddick, y'know. Pretty sure this cop'll let me off with a warning. Care to wager $20?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

So, does this come in paisley? Gotsta please the little woman.

WordVerify: fibia - If congress was a country, it's name would be...

dissertations said...

OR very nice!

Rodney Dill said...

The new Chevy Dolt

Double the U said...

Barry, Barry, Barry... the passenger is the one that is suppose to lean over and pleasure you while you drive.

metalgarth said...

ORA: "Joe Isuzu", updated for the 21st century.

dadoctah said...

You gonna let those hamsters in the Kia Soul get away with that? Floor it!

metalgarth said...

It has the George Takei option package with a 'special' stick shift

Spineless Vertebrae said...

"... and then I give them this smile, knock them out with chloroform, and throw them in the trunk. And that's how I do the 'Dexter'"

Jack Reacher said...

"How YOU doin'?"

Jack Reacher said...

Thanks to a special Justice Department initiative, export models will come with a machine gun.

GregMan said...

"So, this is what the little people drive? Suckers!!!"

GregMan said...

"You know, I lost my virginity in a car just this color. Frank Marshall Davis used to own it."

jj said...

So are you AC or DC?

jj said...

The modern day re-make to Thelma and Louise....now where's the nearest cliff?

jj said...

Barry, "We'd better get the hell out of here...I took the battery out of M'chelle's vibrator."

Anonymous said...

"Barry, I don't care how new it is, it's a hoopdee"!

Vinneh

Shayne said...

"The new Chevy Dolt"

Now that's funny!

Whacko said...

"So I just show up at a factory and a few weeks later it goes tits up. And that's how I'm destroying Amerikka one industry at a time. I know, its a gift."

JohnS1959 said...

"And it only cost us a few hundred billion for the bailout, tens of billions for subsidies, and a few hundred million for the bonuses.... oh and a few Obamacare exemptions", related the President.

blue said...

"Well, no wonder the Chevy Volt is a dismal failure - it has a christian cross on the front!

Rodney Dill said...

"Las Vegas? Ha! We're goin' to Livonia."

Rodney Dill said...

Dave: "Actually I never really liked that 'Ba da Bing' phrase."

Kaptain Krude said...

An apt metaphor: A slick used-car salesman trying to sell a car that nobody wants.

Anonymous said...

handjob at the next truckstop?

Anonymous said...

It’s a “pervertible”…….the top doesn’t go DOWN……..the driver does! Where’s Rahm anyhow??