Monday, February 13, 2012

The Grammy Machine



1. When she told Grammy Security she was a cyborg from the future sent to take out Lady Ga-Ga, she got in with no problem.

2. Would I find Gwen Stefani less insufferable if she were a mutant cyborg? Sadly, no.

3. Ted Nugent's daughter looked just resplendent at the Grammies.

4. "What? No, this isn't mine. I'm holding it for Puff Daddy."

5. ORA:  David Brock always got pissy when his bodyguards borrowed his evening wear.

Best of prince of leaves
Coming this fall, a new SyFy Channel reimagined series: "The Six-Million-Dollar Bridesmaid"

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Stepford, Connecticut was never quite the same after the town used tax incentives to lure Cyberdyne Systems to relocate to its industrial park.

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nice rack

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Trigger? I don't even know her.

Best of Submariner
Yessirree, Bob! It was love at first sight for Ted Nugent.

29 comments:

prince of leaves said...

TSA would later strip-search Stefani because of her oversized bottle of contact solution, while completely ignoring her bracelet.

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Carpe Phlogiston said...

Typical woman, take away her purse and she still has to bring all sorts of stuff.

-OR-

An endearing trait many women have is wearing their hearts on their sleeves. Amy, however, wears the result of a broken heart.

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Worst.Shoulder.Holster.Ever

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Overdressed or Overkill?
As I recall, Yancy Derringer only needed a small pistol up his sleeve.

PS- Youtube offers some fine girls with guns videos even a liberal might find sexy.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The US Army's new "Women Belong in Combat Roles" ads haven't changed my mind at all. OTOH, I suppose a remake of "Battle of the Bulge" starring Rosie O'Donnell and Roseanne Barr might.

prince of leaves said...

Crypto-Nazis infiltrate the Grammy Awards with their latest superweapon: a "Jazz Music"-equipped Gwen Stefani cyborg.

prince of leaves said...

Coming this fall, a new SyFy Channel reimagined series: "The Six-Million-Dollar Bridesmaid"

prince of leaves said...

Stepford, Connecticut was never quite the same after the town used tax incentives to lure Cyberdyne Systems to relocate to its industrial park.

blue said...

nice rack

Rodney Dill said...

Australian for nosegay

Rodney Dill said...

"I used to be a man.... but I had to scratch this one time..."

Rodney Dill said...

Lady Gaga went home and cried.

Rodney Dill said...

It's Bjork season...

Rodney Dill said...

Trigger? I don't even know her.

Rodney Dill said...

"You need a what? Oh. I thought you meant like 'Seventeen,' 'Cosmopolitan,' or 'Vogue.'"

Rodney Dill said...

You will be assimulated

Spineless Vertebrae said...

The Grammys- as only Quentin Tarantino can envision.

JohnS1959 said...

Just in case Lady Ga-Ga was not offensive enough...

Submariner said...

Yessirree, Bob! It was love at first sight for Ted Nugent.

Submariner said...

Stefani smiled and stated; "You'd be smarter to lip off to Dick Cheney during a bird hunting trip than lying to me..."

Submariner said...

Uhhhhhh, let's skip the hand job, Gwen...

Submariner said...

I haven't had a single kid on my lawn since I tested this on Jerome Simpson.

Dactyl said...

Hmm. Concealed carry must not be legal in that state.

Submariner said...

Weapon? No, silly; I was just having trouble with the little tampon tubes...



v word - slitr - nuff said.

Anonymous said...

ORA: "Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range."

Rodney Dill said...

"Only if you practice safety sex."

Submariner said...

"...and then ONLY if the safe word phrase is 'fragmentation grenade,' OK?"

Rodney Dill said...

I'd definitely like to get her in an enfilade position.

Anonymous said...

Annie Oakley sure knows how to accessorize.

Vinneh

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