1. When she told Grammy Security she was a cyborg from the future sent to take out Lady Ga-Ga, she got in with no problem.
2. Would I find Gwen Stefani less insufferable if she were a mutant cyborg? Sadly, no.
3. Ted Nugent's daughter looked just resplendent at the Grammies.
4. "What? No, this isn't mine. I'm holding it for Puff Daddy."
5. ORA: David Brock always got pissy when his bodyguards borrowed his evening wear.
Best of prince of leaves
Coming this fall, a new SyFy Channel reimagined series: "The Six-Million-Dollar Bridesmaid"
Best of prince of leaves
Stepford, Connecticut was never quite the same after the town used tax incentives to lure Cyberdyne Systems to relocate to its industrial park.
Best of blue
nice rack
Best of Rodney Dill
Trigger? I don't even know her.
Best of Submariner
Yessirree, Bob! It was love at first sight for Ted Nugent.
29 comments:
TSA would later strip-search Stefani because of her oversized bottle of contact solution, while completely ignoring her bracelet.
The post is very nicely written and it contains many useful facts. Thanks!
Typical woman, take away her purse and she still has to bring all sorts of stuff.
-OR-
An endearing trait many women have is wearing their hearts on their sleeves. Amy, however, wears the result of a broken heart.
-OR-
Worst.Shoulder.Holster.Ever
-OR-
Overdressed or Overkill?
As I recall, Yancy Derringer only needed a small pistol up his sleeve.
PS- Youtube offers some fine girls with guns videos even a liberal might find sexy.
The US Army's new "Women Belong in Combat Roles" ads haven't changed my mind at all. OTOH, I suppose a remake of "Battle of the Bulge" starring Rosie O'Donnell and Roseanne Barr might.
Crypto-Nazis infiltrate the Grammy Awards with their latest superweapon: a "Jazz Music"-equipped Gwen Stefani cyborg.
Coming this fall, a new SyFy Channel reimagined series: "The Six-Million-Dollar Bridesmaid"
Stepford, Connecticut was never quite the same after the town used tax incentives to lure Cyberdyne Systems to relocate to its industrial park.
nice rack
Australian for nosegay
"I used to be a man.... but I had to scratch this one time..."
Lady Gaga went home and cried.
It's Bjork season...
Trigger? I don't even know her.
"You need a what? Oh. I thought you meant like 'Seventeen,' 'Cosmopolitan,' or 'Vogue.'"
You will be assimulated
The Grammys- as only Quentin Tarantino can envision.
Just in case Lady Ga-Ga was not offensive enough...
Yessirree, Bob! It was love at first sight for Ted Nugent.
Stefani smiled and stated; "You'd be smarter to lip off to Dick Cheney during a bird hunting trip than lying to me..."
Uhhhhhh, let's skip the hand job, Gwen...
I haven't had a single kid on my lawn since I tested this on Jerome Simpson.
Hmm. Concealed carry must not be legal in that state.
Weapon? No, silly; I was just having trouble with the little tampon tubes...
v word - slitr - nuff said.
ORA: "Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range."
"Only if you practice safety sex."
"...and then ONLY if the safe word phrase is 'fragmentation grenade,' OK?"
I'd definitely like to get her in an enfilade position.
Annie Oakley sure knows how to accessorize.
Vinneh
Great post, I enjoyed ready reading it, Keep posting good stuff like this.
Post a Comment