Best of Shayne
Damn, we just missed Mooch's ass. One more time try, Ok, Carney?
Best of jimmy
Obama was understandably shocked when Jay Carney 'took down' a drunken, partially-clothed Helen Thomas as she heckled him from the balcony during the SOTU.
Best of JohnS1959
"You see son if you want to blast an economy, you have to lead it", said Mr. Obama as he pulled the trigger, "Another hit! "It never fails..."
Best of prince of leaves
"Back it on up! A little more!" Each year, one lucky kid was chosen at random from a White House tour group for the honer of administering M'Chel's annual rabies vaccination.
Best of dadoctah
"Alright, who the hell designated Ed Begley Jr as a defense contractor?"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Shortly after this photo hit the front page of the Washington Post, the Wax Museum board unanimously agreed on the pose they'd use for Obamalama's figure.
Best of metalgarth
This'll keep the Germans from bombing Pearl Harbor again!
Best of c
Johnny demonstrated his science fair project, a home made penis pump, on the president.
Best of mpur
"Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!"
Best of Dactyl
Oh crap! Old Lady Pelosi's window!! RUN FOR IT!!
Best of Kaptain Krude
"SCOAMF? Hey kid, what kind of noise is SCOAMF for a potato gun to be making?"
Best of Submariner
I think this thing is only making Newt mad, kid...
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I must have the Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
Tuber? I don't even know her.
Biden! Go get me 36 D-cells quick, Michelle is almost here.
Obama's Strategic Defense Initiative.
Who's the dorky kid on the right?
Boy-Wonder and his side kick "Blackie"
Damn, we just missed Mooch's ass. One more time try, Ok, Carney?
Obama was understandably shocked when Jay Carney 'took down' a drunken, partially-clothed Helen Thomas as she heckled him from the balcony during the SOTU.
"You see son if you want to blast an economy, you have to lead it", said Mr. Obama as he pulled the trigger, "Another hit! "It never fails..."
"Oh-oh! There goes the other Ming vase donated by Thomas Jefferson! Oh well, the taxpayers will just have to buy *two* replacements!"
"Awesome - a Fleshlight and a Sybian in one!"
"Back it on up! A little more!" Each year, one lucky kid was chosen at random from a White House tour group for the honer of administering M'Chel's annual rabies vaccination.
"Alright, who the hell designated Ed Begley Jr as a defense contractor?"
Noooo, kid, not the teleprompter!
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If that was a boomerang gun, he'd have made a hole in one!
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Alfalpha pulls the trigger and Buckwheat emotes a little shock and awe, followed by a little shuck and jive.
Shortly after this photo hit the front page of the Washington Post, the Wax Museum board unanimously agreed on the pose they'd use for Obamalama's figure.
This'll keep the Germans from bombing Pearl Harbor again!
"Amazing! It's the next Fisker Automotive! Give this kid $350 million."
Alternate Universe #327: "Ask Mr Wizard" continues to the present day as a franchise property.
Quick! Fire the photon torpedoes, the Klingons are attacking...oh wait, sorry never mind...it's only M'Chel.
Johnny demonstrated his science fair project, a home made penis pump, on the president.
Obama immediately ordered 5,000 of these for the military.
"Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!"
Barry reacts to the rapid-fire, belt-fed, marshmallow gun jamming during M'Chelle's afternoon snack.
If ONLY...
Obamalama: "Gort; Klepto, um, Klacto, uh, um, Klaatu, uh, uh, Ramadan, um, Baraka, uh, um, barada, uh, necro, uh, um. NikBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!
Oh crap! Mrs. Pelosi's window!! RUN FOR IT!!
"SCOAMF? Hey kid, what kind of noise is SCOAMF for a potato gun to be making?"
I think this thing is only making Newt mad, kid...
ruh roh, Reorge...
Where does it stop? I’m speaking of the total disrespect shown to our president. I am absolutely appalled at the antics of Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer. When has it ever been all right to stick your finger in the face of a presiding president or anyone for that matter? Would she have done that if it were George W. Bush, Bill Clinton or Ronald Reagan? There has been total disrespect for this president since before his first day in office.
What’s so different about President Barack Obama that makes it proper to hurl insults while he’s speaking to the nation? The indignities President Obama has been through have never in the history of America been shown to any other president.
In my opinion, George W. Bush and President Richard Nixon were two of the worst presidents our country has had in my lifetime. Yet they never suffered the disrespect and indignities shown to President Obama. He came into office under dire circumstances and has performed amazingly well, in spite of a Congress that has hindered his every effort. To name a few of his accomplishments: The economy is recovering, as opposed to declining as it did under George W. Bush; unemployment has improved; he got Osama bin Laden, who the Bush administration was supposed to eliminate; he brought the troops home from Iraq; and he’s in the process of withdrawing our troops from Afghanistan. To top it all off, while he was making his State of the Union address, orders he had given to rescue hostages in Somalia were carried out.
The Republican Party is a absolute disgrace to America, and it’s due to the rising racist, bigoted base!
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