Best of Shayne
Damn, we just missed Mooch's ass. One more time try, Ok, Carney?
Best of jimmy
Obama was understandably shocked when Jay Carney 'took down' a drunken, partially-clothed Helen Thomas as she heckled him from the balcony during the SOTU.
Best of JohnS1959
"You see son if you want to blast an economy, you have to lead it", said Mr. Obama as he pulled the trigger, "Another hit! "It never fails..."
Best of prince of leaves
"Back it on up! A little more!" Each year, one lucky kid was chosen at random from a White House tour group for the honer of administering M'Chel's annual rabies vaccination.
Best of dadoctah
"Alright, who the hell designated Ed Begley Jr as a defense contractor?"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Shortly after this photo hit the front page of the Washington Post, the Wax Museum board unanimously agreed on the pose they'd use for Obamalama's figure.
Best of metalgarth
This'll keep the Germans from bombing Pearl Harbor again!
Best of c
Johnny demonstrated his science fair project, a home made penis pump, on the president.
Best of mpur
"Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!"
Best of Dactyl
Oh crap! Old Lady Pelosi's window!! RUN FOR IT!!
Best of Kaptain Krude
"SCOAMF? Hey kid, what kind of noise is SCOAMF for a potato gun to be making?"
Best of Submariner
I think this thing is only making Newt mad, kid...