Monday, February 13, 2012

Give Granny a Kiss


1. "Hm, Botox tastes just like spoiled chicken."

2. "Oh, Nancy, your skin is as soft as aborted fetal tissue." "Don't be silly, it *is* aborted fetal tissue."

3. "You got a little arugula in the corner of your mouth. Schlumpf! Schlumpf. Mmmm, arugula."

4. "Hey, it's good luck to kiss the re-animated corpse of Whitney Houston."

5. The SCOAMF makes a mental note to send a saddlebag to the Queen of England on her birthday.

27 comments:

metalgarth said...

Much to Principal Skinner's disdain, Edna Krabapple and Carl can't keep their PDAs to themself.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

POTUSbubble: I didn't eat breakfast this morning. Wonder if pancake makeup tastes the same as pancakes? PTUIIII! Nope.

-OR-

Ewwwwwwww

-OR-

POTUSbubble: Steady... Steady... it's just like kissing a baby. OMFG!! Maybe the butt end of a baby with diarrhea.

GregMan said...

"Hm, feels just like Reggie Love's sack. Looks about as wrinkly, too."

Anonymous said...

Eeeewwwwww... Its Interacial!

-Oiao

GregMan said...

"Think of my happy place, think of my happy place..."

GregMan said...

"Feels just like kissing my racist old granny."

Anonymous said...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Sorry. Did not see your post before I posted. You got it first, LOL.

dadoctah said...

"Once you go chalk-faced, you never go back."

JohnS1959 said...

In the last days of the Obama Presidency, the final destruction of the Constitution was sealed with a kiss...

Shayne said...

Kissing Miss Daisy.

Dactyl said...

Growing up in the Philippines, Barry never learned not to stick his tongue onto frozen objects.

Submariner said...

ORA:

"No tongue..."

Submariner said...

I always wondered how the pods cross-pollinated.

Kaptain Krude said...

Well, at least he's not bowing. I guess there's some things even Obama won't do.

Submariner said...

SCOAMF thawt bubble; "GAIA! that's, um, frigid; I can, uh, no longer, um, no longer believe in, uh, global warming."

Spin said...

SCOAMF rewards Ms Pelosi for her inter-racial pearl necklace.

jj said...

Pelosi feels a tingle down her leg....oops...her Depends just failed!

jj said...

Obama, "Hey Nancy, is that a blue dress you're wearing?"

jj said...

Right after this picture was taken, it took six Secret Service Agents, four cans of mace, two tazers, and 25mgs of Valium to get M'chelle off of the pair. The official reports still speculate if M'chelle was after Obama or Stretch....

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"Mr. President," murmered Nancy, "you're kissing the wrong end."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

There's the French Kiss, the Air Kiss, and now the Lip Glide as Obamalama looses traction on Nancy's thick makeup and slides several inches across her face.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I know, I know... it should have been spelled "loses." Sure wish blogger offered the ability to edit.

Rodney Dill said...

Barry: "Mmmmmm... I love the smell of Aqua Velva."

dadoctah said...

"Oh, Nancy, shake your finger in my face and let me call you Jan!"

Submariner said...

Hushed voiceover; "Oh my, this is so wonderful! You rarely get to see two Alpha Liberals grooming each other in the wild!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

After the kiss, Obamalama observes a black impression of his lips on her face and asks, "Nancy, when did you start using a Silly Putty foundation?"

dadoctah said...

ORA: "It's twoo! It's twoo!"