Tuesday, February 07, 2012

Fish!


1. Kindergarten Sex Ed Lesson 1: "The Lesbian Experience."

2. Because of an otherwise adorable childhood misunderstanding about the word "Codpiece"  Billy was never allowed in the fish market again.

3. WKRP had the worst swag table at the entire radio convention.

4. "Wow!" said Billy. "Whoever caught all these fish must be a master baiter."

5. "Yeah, I suppose we could be in class learning math, science, and computer skills, but I am sure this field trip to gain cultural understanding of the diverse Portuguese fishing community will prepare us to compete in the global skills marketplace."

Best of Rodney Dill
Lutefisk, ya der hey.

Best of dadoctah
You think it's bad *here*, you should see what the school lunch program stuck the vegan kids with.

Best of Jack Reacher
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach him to fish, feed him for a lifetime. Offer a limited selection of half-rancid fish at an inconvenient location, and prepare him for government bureaucracy.

Best of curly
Thank you, Tommy and Cindy. Does anyone else have a definition of "red herring" that doesn't involve the Obama Administration?

Best of dadoctah
ORA: "Well, I'm mayor of this town and I say it was jut a boating accident."

Best of Dr. Doom
In the interest of international diplomacy, local poor kids are allowed to sniff the food before it is prepared for the First Lady's 300 person entourage on their latest vacat- er good will tour to the French Riviera...

Best of mpur
Ever get that 'not so fresh' feeling?

Best of Submariner
...and thus, little Ellen deGeneris' path through life was set at the Pike Place Market.

20 comments:

blue said...

Where da white fish?

Rodney Dill said...

One fish, two fish
red fish, moonbat fish,

Rodney Dill said...

Lutefisk, ya der hey.

dadoctah said...

You think it's bad *here*, you should see what the school lunch program stuck the vegan kids with.

Jack Reacher said...

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach him to fish, feed him for a lifetime. Offer a limited selection of half-rancid fish at an inconvenient location, and prepare him for government bureaucracy.

jj said...

....why are all of these blind men walking around with erections?

curly said...

Thank you, Tommy and Cindy. Does anyone else have a definition of "red herring" that doesn't involve the Obama Administration?

curly said...

That reminds me, Class -- Mother's Day is just around the corner and we must plan our next field trip.

curly said...

No Johnny, I don’t believe any of the sexual escapades discovered in Enumclaw involved fish.

Shayne said...

I think I'll name the middle one "Obama." They're both red, smell bad and have no redeeming value.

prince of leaves said...

Girl on right: "Nemo...?"

dadoctah said...

ORA: "Well, I'm mayor of this town and I say it was jut a boating accident."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Pure genius. I won't even try to top:

3. WKRP had the worst swag table at the entire radio convention.

Dr. Doom said...

In the interest of international diplomacy, local poor kids are allowed to sniff the food before it is prepared for the First Lady's 300 person entourage on their latest vacat- er good will tour to the French Riviera...

mpur said...

Ever get that 'not so fresh' feeling?

Submariner said...

...and thus, little Ellen deGeneris' path through life was set at the Pike Place Market.

Submariner said...

Snapper? suuuurrreeee...

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble: "Let's see; roe versus wading pool? As a feminist I know which mommy says I should choose, but..."

Submariner said...

Flipper? Charley?

Anonymous said...

#20