1. Romney's response to Santorum's criticisms of Romneycare: "Tickle Fight!"
2."Hey, can't we just stop fighting and be grateful nobody good is running?"
3. Santorum: "Hey, look, just because I lost my senate seat to a mentally retarded man doesn't mean I can't beat the SCOAMF."
4. Romney: "Rick, I don't wanna say your wife is ugly, but the last time I saw a face like that, it was strapped to the top of my car."
5. Santorum. "Food goes in here."
Best of Mr Hankey
No no no...you put YOUR chocolate in MY peanut butter.
Best of GregMan
"C'mon, Mitt, plant a big wet Mormon kiss right here."
Best of dadoctah
"Here's a switch: how's about *you* tell *me* about Ron Paul?"
Best of Rodney Dill
Duck Season...
WABBIT SEASON
Duck Season...
WABBIT SEASON
wabbit Season
DUCK SEASON... and that's final.
Best of Rodney Dill
Pies Iesu Domine, (thwack)
Donna eis Santorum, (thwack)
17 comments:
"Wait, it's more like...oh, hell, Jan Brewer made this look so easy."
"OH YEA?!!! Say that to my face!"
"I am saying it to your face moron."
No no no...you put YOUR chocolate in MY peanut butter.
"You talkin' to me?"
"C'mon, Mitt, plant a big wet Mormon kiss right here."
"Up mine? Up yours!"
or
"Watch what my face does when you pull my finger."
or
"GET INSIDE MAH BELLY!!!"
"Here's a switch: how's about *you* tell *me* about Ron Paul?"
"I'm not a robot! You please prove you're not a robot."
How conservatives flip the bird?
-OR-
Pretty much sums up politicians. Never accountable, always pointing fingers.
Mitt: "Pull my finger"
Rick: "No - you pull my finger"
Duck Season...
WABBIT SEASON
Duck Season...
WABBIT SEASON
wabbit Season
DUCK SEASON... and that's final.
Pies Iesu Domine, (thwack)
Donna eis Santorum, (thwack)
Romney: "...but I'm laughing at you, watching me, watching you, watching me..."
No, Mittens;
YOU can be MY wing man...
I know you are, but what am I?
Ha ha ha!!! you right!
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