Monday, February 27, 2012

Fighting for the Privilege of Losing to SCOAMF


1. Romney's response to Santorum's criticisms of Romneycare: "Tickle Fight!"

2."Hey, can't we just stop fighting and be grateful nobody good is running?"

3. Santorum: "Hey, look, just because I lost my senate seat to a mentally retarded man doesn't mean I can't beat the SCOAMF."

4. Romney: "Rick, I don't wanna say your wife is ugly, but the last time I saw a face like that, it was strapped to the top of my car."

5. Santorum. "Food goes in here."

Best of Mr Hankey
No no no...you put YOUR chocolate in MY peanut butter.

Best of GregMan
"C'mon, Mitt, plant a big wet Mormon kiss right here."

Best of dadoctah
"Here's a switch: how's about *you* tell *me* about Ron Paul?"

Best of Rodney Dill
Duck Season...
WABBIT SEASON
Duck Season...
WABBIT SEASON
wabbit Season
DUCK SEASON... and that's final.

Best of Rodney Dill
Pies Iesu Domine, (thwack)
Donna eis Santorum, (thwack)

17 comments:

dadoctah said...

"Wait, it's more like...oh, hell, Jan Brewer made this look so easy."

Double the U said...

"OH YEA?!!! Say that to my face!"
"I am saying it to your face moron."

Mr Hankey said...

No no no...you put YOUR chocolate in MY peanut butter.

GregMan said...

"You talkin' to me?"

GregMan said...

"C'mon, Mitt, plant a big wet Mormon kiss right here."

Shayne said...
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Shayne said...

"Up mine? Up yours!"

or

"Watch what my face does when you pull my finger."

or

"GET INSIDE MAH BELLY!!!"

dadoctah said...

"Here's a switch: how's about *you* tell *me* about Ron Paul?"

metalgarth said...

"I'm not a robot! You please prove you're not a robot."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

How conservatives flip the bird?

-OR-

Pretty much sums up politicians. Never accountable, always pointing fingers.

Dr. Doom said...

Mitt: "Pull my finger"
Rick: "No - you pull my finger"

Rodney Dill said...

Duck Season...
WABBIT SEASON
Duck Season...
WABBIT SEASON
wabbit Season
DUCK SEASON... and that's final.

Rodney Dill said...

Pies Iesu Domine, (thwack)
Donna eis Santorum, (thwack)

Rodney Dill said...

Romney: "...but I'm laughing at you, watching me, watching you, watching me..."

Submariner said...

No, Mittens;
YOU can be MY wing man...

Submariner said...

I know you are, but what am I?

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