Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Feelin' Blue

Schneider


1. "Could you point us to the seafood department. We have to pick up some oysters for our cult."

2. Ultra, ultra ORA: "So, which one of you guys is Zaz?"

3. So, Papa Smurf picked up a couple of Tennessee Shack-Up honeys, is that what I am to believe here?"

4. "Sorry, can't buy liquor here on Sunday because of the blue laws." And another case of racism heads to the DoJ for adjudication.

5. "So, just how long have you guys been withholding sex from each other?"

Best of Rodney Dill
...on the other hand paternity claims were rather hard to dispute.

Best of metalgarth
Whaddya mean our credit card was declined? That's just smurfing great!

Best of Double the U
Which way to the Blue Light Special?

Best of dadoctah
Willy Wonka's gum goes to beta test.

Best of jj
Wow...Blue Man Group has really let themselves go...

Best of JohnS1959
New on Oxygen this fall, Oompah Loompah Sister Wives

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Upon learning the store ran out of Twinkies and Ho Ho's, they staged an impromptu protest by holding their breath until they turned... well, you know.

21 comments:

blue said...

I'm speechless...

Rodney Dill said...

...on the other hand paternity claims were rather hard to dispute.

metalgarth said...

Whaddya mean our credit card was declined? That's just smurfing great!

sonicfrog said...

"Yeah, we just got back from the Democrat fundraiser... And it's true, Bill Clinton DOES suck all the oxygen out of the room!".

dadoctah said...

Avatar fans getting it wrong.

Double the U said...

Which way to the Blue Light Special?

dadoctah said...

Willy Wonka's gum goes to beta test.

Submariner said...

V. da K. said...
5. "So, just how long have you guys been withholding sex from each other?"


Surprisingly, there WAS one part of Papa Smurf's anatomy that wasn't blue.

Submariner said...

KMart Tour Guide;
"And on your left, Gargamel..."

Submariner said...

There is absomlutely NO wonder that Miss M rejected the blue alternative to her mud suit, and I'm tickled pink by te decision.

Submariner said...

ORA

I guess we know who has been creating their own silver iodide for consumption...

jj said...

Wow...Blue Man Group has really let themselves go...

JohnS1959 said...

While the government focuses on everyone 'going green', many taxpayers have been forced to 'go blue'...

JohnS1959 said...

New on Oxygen this fall, Oompah Loompah Sister Wives

Matt the K said...

What is blue, red and white and inbred all over?

Passionate Conservative said...

"Hang on," said Nancy to Charles, "I have a great idea for the next porn movie...and with CGI money shots! They'll be blue!"

Kaptain Krude said...

I always wanted to smurf the living smurf out of Smurfette. I have no desire to smurf either of these two Smurfettes. No smurfing way.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The trio all agreed to spice up the act by having sex reassignment surgery, but Ralph chickened out after the others were sedated. Following some bitter post-op recriminations, they now go on stage buck naked billed as the Blue Moon Group.

-OR-

Looks like Wal-mart saves money by not heating the store in winter.

-OR-

Upon learning the store ran out of Twinkies and Ho Ho's, they staged an impromptu protest by holding their breath until they turned... well, you know.

-OR-

Wal-mart store manager Abuti Harfez regretted his decision to rent cheaper actors from the non-union Smorf(sic) Guild.

Spin said...

"Show us the Pink" was a little different in Smurf-Mart.

Rodney Dill said...


...but don't you step on my blue suede shoes...

Anonymous said...

The two of them are going to give him blueballs.