1. "Could you point us to the seafood department. We have to pick up some oysters for our cult."
2. Ultra, ultra ORA: "So, which one of you guys is Zaz?"
3. So, Papa Smurf picked up a couple of Tennessee Shack-Up honeys, is that what I am to believe here?"
4. "Sorry, can't buy liquor here on Sunday because of the blue laws." And another case of racism heads to the DoJ for adjudication.
5. "So, just how long have you guys been withholding sex from each other?"
Best of Rodney Dill
...on the other hand paternity claims were rather hard to dispute.
Best of metalgarth
Whaddya mean our credit card was declined? That's just smurfing great!
Best of Double the U
Which way to the Blue Light Special?
Best of dadoctah
Willy Wonka's gum goes to beta test.
Best of jj
Wow...Blue Man Group has really let themselves go...
Best of JohnS1959
New on Oxygen this fall, Oompah Loompah Sister Wives
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Upon learning the store ran out of Twinkies and Ho Ho's, they staged an impromptu protest by holding their breath until they turned... well, you know.
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I'm speechless...
...on the other hand paternity claims were rather hard to dispute.
Whaddya mean our credit card was declined? That's just smurfing great!
"Yeah, we just got back from the Democrat fundraiser... And it's true, Bill Clinton DOES suck all the oxygen out of the room!".
Avatar fans getting it wrong.
Which way to the Blue Light Special?
Willy Wonka's gum goes to beta test.
V. da K. said...
5. "So, just how long have you guys been withholding sex from each other?"
Surprisingly, there WAS one part of Papa Smurf's anatomy that wasn't blue.
KMart Tour Guide;
"And on your left, Gargamel..."
There is absomlutely NO wonder that Miss M rejected the blue alternative to her mud suit, and I'm tickled pink by te decision.
ORA
I guess we know who has been creating their own silver iodide for consumption...
Wow...Blue Man Group has really let themselves go...
While the government focuses on everyone 'going green', many taxpayers have been forced to 'go blue'...
New on Oxygen this fall, Oompah Loompah Sister Wives
What is blue, red and white and inbred all over?
"Hang on," said Nancy to Charles, "I have a great idea for the next porn movie...and with CGI money shots! They'll be blue!"
I always wanted to smurf the living smurf out of Smurfette. I have no desire to smurf either of these two Smurfettes. No smurfing way.
The trio all agreed to spice up the act by having sex reassignment surgery, but Ralph chickened out after the others were sedated. Following some bitter post-op recriminations, they now go on stage buck naked billed as the Blue Moon Group.
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Looks like Wal-mart saves money by not heating the store in winter.
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Upon learning the store ran out of Twinkies and Ho Ho's, they staged an impromptu protest by holding their breath until they turned... well, you know.
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Wal-mart store manager Abuti Harfez regretted his decision to rent cheaper actors from the non-union Smorf(sic) Guild.
"Show us the Pink" was a little different in Smurf-Mart.
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...but don't you step on my blue suede shoes...
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The two of them are going to give him blueballs.
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