1. "Could you point us to the seafood department. We have to pick up some oysters for our cult."
2. Ultra, ultra ORA: "So, which one of you guys is Zaz?"
3. So, Papa Smurf picked up a couple of Tennessee Shack-Up honeys, is that what I am to believe here?"
4. "Sorry, can't buy liquor here on Sunday because of the blue laws." And another case of racism heads to the DoJ for adjudication.
5. "So, just how long have you guys been withholding sex from each other?"
Best of Rodney Dill
...on the other hand paternity claims were rather hard to dispute.
Best of metalgarth
Whaddya mean our credit card was declined? That's just smurfing great!
Best of Double the U
Which way to the Blue Light Special?
Best of dadoctah
Willy Wonka's gum goes to beta test.
Best of jj
Wow...Blue Man Group has really let themselves go...
Best of JohnS1959
New on Oxygen this fall, Oompah Loompah Sister Wives
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Upon learning the store ran out of Twinkies and Ho Ho's, they staged an impromptu protest by holding their breath until they turned... well, you know.