1. "The capitalists sold us this rope. Guess how we intend to use it?"
2."Now tie me up, spank me, and treat me like the bitch that I am." "OK, Colbert, whatever you say."
3. "Dammit, Colbert... give me back my boob belt!"
4. On the other end of the rope... Janet Napolitano's tampon.
5. Yeah, Europe's on the verge of total financial collapse and Iran is on the verge of getting nukes and the Justice Department was caught red-handed running guns to Mexican drug lords, but the White House has its priorities.
Best of blue
The picture of George Washington sheds a tear....
Best of Shayne
Nobody takes my feedbag without a fight!
Best of jj
We...must....get...M'chel...out...of...the...kitchen...
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
M'chel's Thawtbubble: I ain't doing no walk o'shame. After the elections, I'ma gonna fight anyone who tries to take down my curtains!
Best of Submariner
10 Quatloos on the Klingon!
Best of Rodney Dill
"My advice, let the Wookie win."
Best of Vinneh
The White House staff tied a french fry in the middle of the rope to give Michelle the advantage.
Best of Submariner
Looks like M'Chelle hooked a snack.
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Causes Célèbres
Queen Noor of Jordan: Save the Children, Conservation International
Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge: Teenage Cancer Trust, Starlight Children's Foundation, patron of Action on Addiction
Michelle Obama, First Lady to POTUS Dufus and Keeper of the Eatin Shovel: Let's Move Lardbutts and beating Jimmy "Lime Green LowTops" Fallon at tug of war in the Blue Room.
The picture of George Washington sheds a tear....
Nobody takes my feedbag without a fight!
We...must....get...M'chel...out...of...the...kitchen...
To leave her mark on history, M'chel tried replacing "Pull my finger" with "Pull my rope" but it never caught on despite Fallon's televised dance of pain groin pull.
WordVerify: plabill - The nickname our corrupt congress gives each law they pass that games the system.
M'chel's Thawtbubble: I ain't doing no walk o'shame. After the elections, I'ma gonna fight anyone who tries to take down my curtains!
Just one queef short of victory.
In the end, the pull of free vacations was large enough to overcome the attraction of socialism...
See, now *this* is why I don't watch "America's Got Talent".
10 Quatloos on the Klingon!
"My advice, let the Wookie win."
The White House staff tied a french fry in the middle of the rope to give Michelle the advantage.
Vinneh
Looks like M'Chelle hooked a snack.
I don't think I've seen this episode of 'Big Brother'
great) liked everything very much) keep it up and dont stop)
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