Monday, February 20, 2012

Derp, I say, Derp



1. And one day, the SCOAMF was daydreaming about complete Marxist takeover of the economy and his face froze.

2.With his approval numbers up, the president confidently goes around showing his 'O' face to the public.

3. She: "Between your breath and that grin, I think I now exactly what you've been eating, Mr. President."

4. She: "Am I grateful that my insurance now has to pay for my contraception? Whose money do you think they're using, you frakking moron?"

5. She: "Yes, it is wonderful that employers now have to pay for my contraceptives. Now, if only I could find a job in your sh-tty economy."

Best of blue
..and the kid in the white shirt demonstrates his opinion of Obama.

Inspired by Oiao
Obumma: "For mynext impression, Jeremy Lin."

Best of Double the U
...She got paid for Pepsi and spent the money on coke... ha-ha-ha Bobbi Kristina, that should have them laughing.

Best of Kaptain Krude
Why am I suddenly getting the Horseshack laugh from "Welcome Back, Kotter" in my head?

Best of Submariner
♪ Who is the man who would screw his country for Islam?♪
♫ Barack!♫
Right on.

Best of mpur
Me tax you long time!

Best of Mr Hankey
Obama's crack team of air guitar players follow him around on the campaign trail.

Best of Steve O
I have to say that Gilbert Gotfried is getting a LOT better at his impressions!

Best of Passionate Conservative
"I just farted."

Best of Rodney Dill
"Toldya if ya kept playin' Air Guitar' your face would stick like that."

Best of Jack Reacher
Kid: "Psst! Wanna buy a term paper?"

Best of Steve O
Does that little kid looks like he's pulling an invisible string attached to the POTUSballs?

Best of dadoctah
"Sweet *JESUS*, lady, your hands are cold!"

28 comments:

blue said...

..and the kid in the white shirt demonstrates his opinion of Obama.

Anonymous said...

Obumma: "I practice Chineese face."

- Oiao

Anonymous said...

Obumma: "I practice 'Chink' face."

Just don't say it on ESPN.


-Oiao

Double the U said...

...She got paid for Pepsi and spent the money on coke... ha-ha-ha Bobbi Kristina, that should have them laughing.

Cat Whisperer said...

Obama 2008: Hope and Change

Obama 2012: Shart and Change Your Drawers

Dr. Doom said...

"Silly taxpayers, always checking for their wallets after shaking my hand", giggled the President, "There is no money in their wallets..."

Anonymous said...

"Hey sweetie, wait 'til the Catholic bishops find out they not only have to pay for your contraceptives, but also the dick too."

Vinneh

Submariner said...

Mr. President! A hand job should last longer than 2.7 seconds, even for you...

Submariner said...

heh.heh.
M'Chelle said "Pooh."
heh.heh.

Kaptain Krude said...

Why am I suddenly getting the Horseshack laugh from "Welcome Back, Kotter" in my head?

Submariner said...

OK, you got me; I guess the aroma of arugala gave me away?

Submariner said...

♪ Who is the man who would screw his country for Islam?♪
♫ Barack!♫
Right on.




v words - leaders. ngnedme - the new program is really dumbed down.

mpur said...

Me tax you long time!

JohnS1959 said...

Dateline Washington:

Today the President accidentally shared the communist secret handshake with a constituent in a public park. Experts noted the shocking public use of the 'Mao Squint' and the 'Carter Grin' elements of the sacred rite...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

tee hee hee I just had Agent Farnsworth give Biden a hot foot!
tee hee hee

-OR-

Obamalama giggled like a school girl when she said his handshake was surprisingly limp.

-OR-

Obamalama Thawtbubble:
zzzzZzzzzOH SH|T!zzzzzzzzzNOTzzzzzzzzANOTHERzzzzzzzzzzzzzHANDBUZZER!!!zzzzzzz

-OR-

A priest, a conservative republican and a gerbil go into a bar.....
O: Go on! Go on! hee hee hee hee

Mr Hankey said...

Obama realizes that he has hit the nadir of his presidency when he finally gets to meet Monica Lewinsky

Mr Hankey said...

Obama's crack team of air guitar players follow him around on the campaign trail.

Steve O said...

I have to say that Gilbert Gotfried is getting a LOT better at his impressions!

Passionate Conservative said...

"I just farted."

Rodney Dill said...

"Toldya if ya kept playin' Air Guitar' your face would stick like that."

Jack Reacher said...

"It's better than solar power, Mr. President; it makes money out of thin air! Well, first, you give me a $350 million grant. No, that's it. Why did you think there was more?"

Jack Reacher said...

The kid's air instrument is wrong. He should be playing a gong for this show.

Jack Reacher said...

"When I say marriage is between a man and a woman, it's a principled stand. When Santorum says it, it's right-wing theocracy. See the difference?"

Jack Reacher said...

Kid: "Psst! Wanna buy a term paper?"

Submariner said...

Whoa! Easy killer; that's my white half...

Steve O said...

Does that little kid looks like he's pulling an invisible string attached to the POTUSballs?

Matt the K said...

At the most inopportune moment, 10yr old hacker Kwung Chee triggers Barry's "LoveUndies".

dadoctah said...

"Sweet *JESUS*, lady, your hands are cold!"

wv: esetels hedimus. Who says there's nothing interesting in the new captchas?