Monday, February 20, 2012
Derp, I say, Derp
1. And one day, the SCOAMF was daydreaming about complete Marxist takeover of the economy and his face froze.
2.With his approval numbers up, the president confidently goes around showing his 'O' face to the public.
3. She: "Between your breath and that grin, I think I now exactly what you've been eating, Mr. President."
4. She: "Am I grateful that my insurance now has to pay for my contraception? Whose money do you think they're using, you frakking moron?"
5. She: "Yes, it is wonderful that employers now have to pay for my contraceptives. Now, if only I could find a job in your sh-tty economy."
Best of blue
..and the kid in the white shirt demonstrates his opinion of Obama.
Inspired by Oiao
Obumma: "For mynext impression, Jeremy Lin."
Best of Double the U
...She got paid for Pepsi and spent the money on coke... ha-ha-ha Bobbi Kristina, that should have them laughing.
Best of Kaptain Krude
Why am I suddenly getting the Horseshack laugh from "Welcome Back, Kotter" in my head?
Best of Submariner
♪ Who is the man who would screw his country for Islam?♪
Best of mpur
Me tax you long time!
Best of Mr Hankey
Obama's crack team of air guitar players follow him around on the campaign trail.
Best of Steve O
I have to say that Gilbert Gotfried is getting a LOT better at his impressions!
Best of Passionate Conservative
"I just farted."
Best of Rodney Dill
"Toldya if ya kept playin' Air Guitar' your face would stick like that."
Best of Jack Reacher
Kid: "Psst! Wanna buy a term paper?"
Best of Steve O
Does that little kid looks like he's pulling an invisible string attached to the POTUSballs?
Best of dadoctah
"Sweet *JESUS*, lady, your hands are cold!"