1. "Do I make you horny, baby?"
2.With that face, I don't think 'bovine' so much as 'canine.'
3. Good news. If you noticed the vase of tiny sunflowers, you're not gay.
4. "Why buy the cow when you can... oh, Hell, in this case why buy the cow?"
5. "Mom, why do you have to embarrass me in front of the whole wrestling team?"
Best of metalgarth
Go ahead, she likes it in the Angus
Best of sonicfrog
Becky always said the memories of her time at Miramonte Elementary School were udderly disturbing, but I never quite knew what she meant until now.
Best of mpur
I can't figure out if she's supposed to be a cow or a dog who got into the bubble gum.
Best of Submariner
I don't like your new, updated Spokes-cow. Please bring back Bessie.
Best of Steve O
It's a shame that such a "good-to-go attitude" was wasted on such a good-God-please-just-go chick.
Best of Vinneh
It was the 4th quarter, the Cowboys were down by 14 points and the Cowboy's cheerleaders were trying everything to get the growd into the game.
Best of Spineless Vertebrae
As adults, Stan felt Wendy was far too proud to be an alumni of the South Park Elementary Cows.