Shayne
1. "Do I make you horny, baby?"
2.With that face, I don't think 'bovine' so much as 'canine.'
3. Good news. If you noticed the vase of tiny sunflowers, you're not gay.
4. "Why buy the cow when you can... oh, Hell, in this case why buy the cow?"
5. "Mom, why do you have to embarrass me in front of the whole wrestling team?"
Best of metalgarth
Go ahead, she likes it in the Angus
Best of sonicfrog
Becky always said the memories of her time at Miramonte Elementary School were udderly disturbing, but I never quite knew what she meant until now.
Best of mpur
I can't figure out if she's supposed to be a cow or a dog who got into the bubble gum.
Best of Submariner
Dear Borden,
I don't like your new, updated Spokes-cow. Please bring back Bessie.
Thank you.
Best of Steve O
It's a shame that such a "good-to-go attitude" was wasted on such a good-God-please-just-go chick.
Best of Vinneh
It was the 4th quarter, the Cowboys were down by 14 points and the Cowboy's cheerleaders were trying everything to get the growd into the game.
Best of Spineless Vertebrae
As adults, Stan felt Wendy was far too proud to be an alumni of the South Park Elementary Cows.
29 comments:
"Do I make you horny, baby?"
Udderly.
Strap-on Pr0n = FAIL
If anyone has that in their closet, LEAVE IT THERE!
If this was Thursday, I would want my money back.
Go ahead, she likes it in the Angus
"Come enjoy the dairy air."
Cutrate plastic surgery.
Got Milf?
an udder & horns?? - did Obama care pay for a sex change operation here?
Becky always said the memories of her time at Miramonte Elementary School were udderly disturbing, but I never quite knew what she meant until now.
Must be Vermont since 400,000 cows can't be wrong.
Furries. Ur doin it Wisconsin-style.
Proof positive that Sarah Jessica Parker has given birth...to another species!
Dignity.
Tanya was humiliated when mom got the family photo album out for her new beau.
Prolapsed hemorrhoids? Horns? What next? Scantily clad womens on Thursday?
vw: paniari: Italian for pain in the butt.
Fisting: ur doin' it wrong.
(Crude, I know.)
♫♪Wild Thing,I think you moooove me. But I wanna know for sure♪♫
I can't figure out if she's supposed to be a cow or a dog who got into the bubble gum.
Uh, noooo, Charlene. The sland ain't RE-presentin'...
Alright; now get me a can of shoe-black and my M'Chelle costume will be perfect!
In Enumclaw, your "new Easter outfit" was a bit different...
Sheesh, Earlene; You wanna play "Matador and Ferdinand" again tonight?
Udderly ridiculous...
Sorry, I just can't resist the low hanging... fruit.
WV: moogasm.
Okay, just kidding.
Dear Borden,
I don't like your new, updated Spokes-cow. Please bring back Bessie.
Thank you.
It's a shame that such a "good-to-go attitude" was wasted on such a good-God-please-just-go chick.
Go ahead and make your jokes. She gets more action than any other skank in the whole trailer park.
"That V the K is such a second-rate pornographer! I really hate his guts! Now get over here and milk me, dammit."
The curtain is torn away on another identity.
It was the 4th quarter, the Cowboys were down by 14 points and the Cowboy's cheerleaders were trying everything to get the growd into the game.
Vinneh
As adults, Stan felt Wendy was far too proud to be an alumni of the South Park Elementary Cows.
Post a Comment