Wednesday, February 08, 2012

The Cow on the Couch

Shayne


1. "Do I make you horny, baby?"

2.With that face, I don't think 'bovine' so much as 'canine.'

3. Good news. If you noticed the vase of tiny sunflowers, you're not gay.

4. "Why buy the cow when you can... oh, Hell, in this case why buy the cow?"

5. "Mom, why do you have to embarrass me in front of the whole wrestling team?"

Best of metalgarth
Go ahead, she likes it in the Angus

Best of sonicfrog
Becky always said the memories of her time at Miramonte Elementary School were udderly disturbing, but I never quite knew what she meant until now.

Best of mpur
I can't figure out if she's supposed to be a cow or a dog who got into the bubble gum.

Best of Submariner
Dear Borden,
I don't like your new, updated Spokes-cow. Please bring back Bessie.
Thank you.

Best of Steve O
It's a shame that such a "good-to-go attitude" was wasted on such a good-God-please-just-go chick.

Best of Vinneh
It was the 4th quarter, the Cowboys were down by 14 points and the Cowboy's cheerleaders were trying everything to get the growd into the game.

Best of Spineless Vertebrae
As adults, Stan felt Wendy was far too proud to be an alumni of the South Park Elementary Cows.

29 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"Do I make you horny, baby?"

Udderly.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Strap-on Pr0n = FAIL

Carpe Phlogiston said...

If anyone has that in their closet, LEAVE IT THERE!

Double the U said...

If this was Thursday, I would want my money back.

metalgarth said...

Go ahead, she likes it in the Angus

Rodney Dill said...

"Come enjoy the dairy air."

Rodney Dill said...

Cutrate plastic surgery.

Rodney Dill said...

Got Milf?

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

an udder & horns?? - did Obama care pay for a sex change operation here?

sonicfrog said...

Becky always said the memories of her time at Miramonte Elementary School were udderly disturbing, but I never quite knew what she meant until now.

Anonymous said...

Must be Vermont since 400,000 cows can't be wrong.

dadoctah said...

Furries. Ur doin it Wisconsin-style.

jj said...

Proof positive that Sarah Jessica Parker has given birth...to another species!

Robert said...

Dignity.

Tanya was humiliated when mom got the family photo album out for her new beau.

Prolapsed hemorrhoids? Horns? What next? Scantily clad womens on Thursday?

vw: paniari: Italian for pain in the butt.

Robert said...

Fisting: ur doin' it wrong.

(Crude, I know.)

Spin said...

♫♪Wild Thing,I think you moooove me. But I wanna know for sure♪♫

mpur said...

I can't figure out if she's supposed to be a cow or a dog who got into the bubble gum.

Submariner said...

Uh, noooo, Charlene. The sland ain't RE-presentin'...

Submariner said...

Alright; now get me a can of shoe-black and my M'Chelle costume will be perfect!

Submariner said...

In Enumclaw, your "new Easter outfit" was a bit different...

Submariner said...

Sheesh, Earlene; You wanna play "Matador and Ferdinand" again tonight?

Dr. Doom said...

Udderly ridiculous...

Sorry, I just can't resist the low hanging... fruit.

Dactyl said...

WV: moogasm.

Okay, just kidding.

Submariner said...

Dear Borden,

I don't like your new, updated Spokes-cow. Please bring back Bessie.

Thank you.

Steve O said...

It's a shame that such a "good-to-go attitude" was wasted on such a good-God-please-just-go chick.

Steve O said...

Go ahead and make your jokes. She gets more action than any other skank in the whole trailer park.

Kaptain Krude said...

"That V the K is such a second-rate pornographer! I really hate his guts! Now get over here and milk me, dammit."

The curtain is torn away on another identity.

Anonymous said...

It was the 4th quarter, the Cowboys were down by 14 points and the Cowboy's cheerleaders were trying everything to get the growd into the game.

Vinneh

Spineless Vertebrae said...

As adults, Stan felt Wendy was far too proud to be an alumni of the South Park Elementary Cows.