Wednesday, February 29, 2012
A Boy in His Hyena
1. Sarah Jessica Parker done got herself a boy-toy.
2. "Yeah, how 'bout some T&T&T&T&A."
3. At first, Rick's parents just thought it was a little strange, but when the neighborhood babies started disappearing, that was a cause for concern.
4. Twilight --- the even gayer *alternate* ending.
5. "Eat your heart out, basketball player and coach from the other week."
Best of dadoctah
Maybe the baby ate your dingo....
Best of Adriane
Ang Le ... Shaggy Dog ... blah blah blah ...
Best of Steve O
How the story of "A Blind Boy and His Dog" became the story of "The Boy With No Face."
Best of prince of leaves
Rick and his "girlfriend" were run out of town after the city commission decided this was too much even for Enumclaw.
Best of Spin
Wigger exclaims: Dis bitch be mine!
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Saying goodbye was difficult, but Spot had just been accepted into the namibian police dog training academy.
Best of Cat Whisperer
“I just loved you in the ‘Lion King’, Whoopie Goldberg.”
Best of Matt the K
Aaaachh!!! My back -- l've got a hyenated disc.
Best of Submariner
I will hug him, and love him, and squeeze him, and call him George...
Best of Vinneh
Governor O'Malley, we want to be married."
Best of Dactyl
A young Ted Kennedy feels up the wrong bitch.