Wednesday, February 29, 2012

A Boy in His Hyena


1. Sarah Jessica Parker done got herself a boy-toy.

2. "Yeah, how 'bout some T&T&T&T&A."

3. At first, Rick's parents just thought it was a little strange, but when the neighborhood babies started disappearing, that was a cause for concern.

4. Twilight --- the even gayer *alternate* ending.

5. "Eat your heart out, basketball player and coach from the other week."

Best of dadoctah
Maybe the baby ate your dingo....

Best of Adriane
Ang Le ... Shaggy Dog ... blah blah blah ...

Best of Steve O
How the story of "A Blind Boy and His Dog" became the story of "The Boy With No Face."

Best of prince of leaves
Rick and his "girlfriend" were run out of town after the city commission decided this was too much even for Enumclaw.

Best of Spin
Wigger exclaims: Dis bitch be mine!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Saying goodbye was difficult, but Spot had just been accepted into the namibian police dog training academy.

Best of Cat Whisperer
“I just loved you in the ‘Lion King’, Whoopie Goldberg.”

Best of Matt the K
Aaaachh!!! My back -- l've got a hyenated disc.

Best of Submariner
I will hug him, and love him, and squeeze him, and call him George...

Best of Vinneh
Governor O'Malley, we want to be married."

Best of Dactyl
A young Ted Kennedy feels up the wrong bitch.

22 comments:

blue said...

Soon to be legal in liberal states.

dadoctah said...

Maybe the baby ate your dingo....

Adriane said...

Ang Le ... Shaggy Dog ... blah blah blah ...

Steve O said...

How the story of "A Blind Boy and His Dog" became the story of "The Boy With No Face."

prince of leaves said...

Suddenly, CapThis was deluged with offended icanhazcheeseburger.com commenters expressing outrage over exposing female animal genitalia for ridicule.

prince of leaves said...

Rick and his "girlfriend" were run out of town after the city commission decided this was too much even for Enumclaw.

Spin said...

Wigger exclaims: Dis bitch be mine!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

David Attenborough whispers: The pet hyena is known for biting off the hand that feeds it and then rolling on the floor laughing its ass off.

-OR-

Saying goodbye was difficult, but Spot had just been accepted into the namibian police dog training academy.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Arrested Development returns to the screen! Episode One: Jason Bateman and eccentric bro-in-law Tobias at the Humane Society adopting a dysfuntional dog that thinks it's a cat.

Cat Whisperer said...

“I just loved you in the ‘Lion King’, Whoopie Goldberg.”

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Ralph was up for it, but the principled hyena refused a half an antelope carcass bribe to pose like the girls on the beach.

-OR-

You have your monogamous relationships between cowboys and horses, park rangers and hyenas, TV celebrities and crocs, but the kinkiest has to be a threesome with a snake.

Matt the K said...

Aaaachh!!! My back -- l've got a hyenated disc.

dub said...

Red rocket! Red rocket!!!

sonicfrog said...

Nice boy you have there dog.

Submariner said...

I will hug him, and love him, and squeeze him, and call him George...

Submariner said...

Bubba Clinton wasn't interested in the three-way; she was just too durned "purty."

Submariner said...

Well...
I guess we now know "Who let the dogs out?"

dadoctah said...

After I tasered it, tranked it, hit it over the head with a stick, and made it listen to Lady Gaga CDs, it followed me home. Can I keep it?

Dr. Doom said...

Shortly after this photo was taken the PETA activist was mauled and eaten by the pack. Ironically, the hyenas found that he tasted like chicken...

Anonymous said...

Governor O'Malley, we want to be married."

Vinneh

Dactyl said...

A young Ted Kennedy feels up the wrong bitch.

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Cool pet!!!