1.Still, a better sense of style than M'Chel the First Klingon.
2. "Oh, sure," thought Jamal. "But will she ever let me do that? No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o."
3. First big pole to squeeze between those cheeks? Not likely.
4. "That reminds me," Jamal said. "Did I ever tell you about the time I went to Jerry Sanduskey's football camp?"
5. "I sure wish they'd fix these rattly old trains, don't you Jolanda... Jolanda?"
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Latoya always rode the "El" four times a day; whether she had someplace to go or not.
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This is why you never let your kids grab the pole on the subway.
Best of Double the U
Why you always wash your hands after riding public transportation.
Best of Jack Reacher
Yolanda missed her stop when she failed to un-clench.
Best of Dr. Doom
In her younger days Shaneequa "The Gripper" Jones made her living as a stripper...
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Plagiarizing myself - "Can a metal pole scream?"
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It was the only way Tamika could stop a collard green fart given the situation.
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Gentlemen, a little respect please. You are speaking of the future mother of my children!
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"Oh, here's my stop. Errrrggggggh![thmmmOCKK!] See you tomorrow, Jamal!"
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...this one day on the way to Wal-Mart
My wife asked me how I got two black eyes riding on the subway. I told her about this woman that got her dress stuck in her crack. It appeared unseemly so I reached over and pulled it out for her, and she slugged me in the eye. My wife then asked about the other eye. I told since the woman wanted her dress in her crack, when she turned around again I tucked it back in for her.
Jolanda was later embarrassed to find out Jamaal wasn't standing behind her...
SELF FROTAGE: UR DUIN IT WEL AKSHULY
...and that's why we call her trunk "the scabbard."
Latoya always rode the "El" four times a day; whether she had someplace to go or not.
Amazing post! Thanks a lot for it.
This is why you never let your kids grab the pole on the subway.
Pole Dance???... Yer doing it wrong!
"Sit on it and spin" takes on a whole new meaning. LaTeequa's a fire hydrant inspector for the water company.
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Self-published author of "Look Ma, No Hands!"... step by step instructions for hands-free pole dancing.
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And you thought paper currency was a playground for disease.
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Metro finally discovers why certain poles - only on the #73 bus route - suffer rapid corrosion.
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A clever shoplifter demonstrates her butt munch technique for grabbing things off counters.
Why you always wash your hands after riding public transportation.
Yolanda missed her stop when she failed to un-clench.
Dawn: "I know what Old Navy needs--poles!"
"Let's see M'Chel do that!"
In her younger days Shaneequa "The Gripper" Jones made her living as a stripper...
Plagiarizing myself - "Can a metal pole scream?"
It was the only way Tamika could stop a collard green fart given the situation.
Vinneh
Good move, lady. Don't want that gerbil getting out.
There was a young woman named Janet
Whose butt was as big as a planet
And if anything probes
Between her large globes
She can clench hard enough to unman it.
Gentlemen, a little respect please. You are speaking of the future mother of my children!
"Oh, here's my stop. Errrrggggggh![thmmmOCKK!] See you tomorrow, Jamal!"
If this is how she is on her way to work, I'd hate to see how she grips the pole on the way home.
Reason #102 why you should always wash your hands after using public transportation.
Reason #103 why there are certain times that bleach is the best eye wash.
You think this is impressive, you should see her sit 'around' the house.
She used the rail to scratch off the little white kid.
-Oiao
what a great post! i really like it and wanted to say thanks for sharing!
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