Saturday, February 11, 2012
And My Heart Beats So That I Can Hardly Speak...
1. I'm sorry, eHarmony, you're just going to have to do better than this.
2. Mustafa had a thing for high school jocks, Lance had a thing for smelly Middle Eastern cab drivers. Strangely enough, they *didn't* meet on the internet, but at a Foster the People concert. (Yes, they also, shared a love for really sh-tty music.)
3. "Coach, I don't care who they did it at Syracuse, we do not celebrate a win with a slow grind dance here."
4. Much of Rick Santorum's aversion to homosexuality was related to some bad experiences with his creepy high school basketball coach.
5. "Back off, coach. I like women.... Wait, you ARE a woman? That sort of makes it worse."
Best of dub
Recruiting efforts for the Penn State basketball team are going well I see.
Best of metalgarth
And I........ Will always love you!!!! (what too soon?)
Best of racerboy
"...you've had a busy day, today..."
Best of Submariner
I get it, Coach, I GET it!
You want us to play a press defense; you can stop now.
Best of sonicfrog
David wasn't sure what was more embarrassing - being held back four consecutive grades, or having to dance with his Miramonte gym teacher in order to pass the class.
Best of Vinneh
"New rule guys, any one who fouls out has to dance with Mr. Dickman."