Friday, February 03, 2012

All Tied Up


1. Rules against touching the performers during lap dances will be strictly enforced.

2. "OK, Fine, you can tell me about Ron Paul."

3."All right, we may now begin negotiating my alimony."

4. Honestly, I don't see how you can say this is demeaning... she's the one holding the whip.

5. "Look, just untie me so I can get to the 'Best ofs,' all right?"

Best of HLam
Don't forget, our Safe Word is "supercalafragalisticexpealadocious"

Best of jj
Courts in Southern California have reverted to "Upgraded Restraining Orders" when dealing with Charlie Sheen.

Best of jj
Feeding FLOTUS like this takes all the fun out of the hunt. Sorta like the goat in Jurassic Park...

Best of prince of leaves
"I always wondered what this room was for," Shepherd told the Ancient pr0nogram. "Just don't tell Rodney or we'll never pry him out of here."

Best of Shayne
"Congressmen Frank will see you now."

Best of JohnS1959
Actually this is a pretty good metaphor for the Obama economic plan. It looks like it would be fun at first, but the next thing you know, the only people who can create jobs in the country are tied up and punished...

Threadwinner Submariner
I.See.TWO.Boobs...

Best of Dactyl
In the unaired final episode of the X-Files, Mulder and Scully express their true feelings for one another. Turns out they're both a little kinky.

Best of curly
"Jeopardy!" certainly has gotten edgy since Alex retired.


Best of curly
“…and if you sell just 20 boxes of soap, Amway will make you a certified diamond master regional sales director.”

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
When we get bored, we play a game called Prisoner Arcade. This is an ejection seat. Way up there is a tiny skylight. I'm top scorer with 6 holes in one.

Best of Vinneh
Gisele B√ľndchen punishes Wes Welker for dropping Tom Brady's pass.

19 comments:

BananaRepublican said...

Army of Mom will see you in a moment.

HLam said...

Don't forget, our Safe Word is "supercalafragalisticexpealadocious"

jj said...

Courts in Southern California have reverted to "Upgraded Restraining Orders" when dealing with Charlie Sheen.

jj said...

Feeding FLOTUS like this takes all the fun out of the hunt. Sorta like the goat in Jurassic Park...

prince of leaves said...

"I always wondered what this room was for," Shepherd told the Ancient pr0nogram. "Just don't tell Rodney or we'll never pry him out of here."

metalgarth said...

Of course we met on eHar-monor, why do you ask?

Shayne said...

"Congressmen Frank will see you now."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

This is going to hurt you more than it will me, Sheppard.
Yeah, it usually does.

-OR-

John, do you have health insurance?
I did, but the Republicons won the 2012 presidential race and tried to balance the budget on the backs of the 99%. Healthcare was deemed a needless, frivolous expense for military personnel.
Then I'll go easy on you.

-OR-

WTF? How did I get here? What is this place, Larrin?
Quiet! I want to know who killed off the Mercury brand.
I don't know, but just for the record... I thought you were really hot in those commercials.
My eyes are up here, John.

JohnS1959 said...

Actually this is a pretty good metaphor for the Obama economic plan. It looks like it would be fun at first, but the next thing you know, the only people who can create jobs in the country are tied up and punished...

Submariner said...

I.See.TWO.Boobs...

Submariner said...

Now, dub, let's just talk about your comment regarding my "hideous rolls of belly fat," shall we?

Dactyl said...

In the unaired final episode of the X-Files, Mulder and Scully express their true feelings for one another. Turns out they're both a little kinky.

Matt the K said...

Simon Cowell rethinks firing Nicole from "The X Factor".

curly said...

"Jeopardy!" certainly has gotten edgy since Alex retired.

curly said...

“…and if you sell just 20 boxes of soap, Amway will make you a certified diamond master regional sales director.”

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Have you heard of Ron Paul?

-OR-

Rodney?
Ghey
Carson?
Ghey
Ronon?
Sooo ghey... and overcompensating
Elizabeth?
Bi
Teyla?
Dyke
Samantha?
Lipstick Lez, great in the sack
Wow, and here I thought I knew my team!

-OR-

When we get bored, we play a game called Prisoner Arcade. This is an ejection seat. Way up there is a tiny skylight. I'm top scorer with 6 holes in one.

curly said...

No one expects the Spandex Inquisition!

curly said...

Does this whip make my clenis look big?

Anonymous said...

Gisele B√ľndchen punishes Wes Welker for dropping Tom Brady's pass.

Vinneh