Saturday, February 04, 2012

Adrian Beaky... No-o-o--o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

H/T: Batman


1. Ozzy Osborne: "You gonna eat that?"

2. "I wonder if this would fit up my ass?"

3. ORA: Mike Tyson's next scandal happened as a result of hanging out with Tom Lehrer

4. Versace: "OK, let's go with this shot, and not the shot of a shirtless Michael Stipe holding a crow."

5. "No!" Sullivan fumed. "I did not want to see a picture of a black stud holding his big cockatoo!"

Best of Double the U
Damn, where da hell da ears on dis thang?

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
Bird, we moving to Enumclaw!!

Best of metalgarth
mmmm... Fresh all white meat McNugget.

Best of prince of leaves
Nice ORA San Angeles CryoPrison, 2033: a revived Mike Tyson discovers a newfound affection for cute little animals.

Best of Dactyl
What's that little bird? Facial tattoos are going to be the next big thing? I'll be rich and popular again if I get one? Well, okay, but only because you told me...

Best of curly
M’Chell Obama’s appearance on iCurly became an unintentional homo-erotic hit.

14 comments:

Double the U said...

Damn, where da hell da ears on dis thang?

dadoctah said...

Buffalo wings: ur doin it rong.

blue said...

Ebony and Ivory Living In Perfect Harmony
Ebony, Ivory, Gulp

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Bird, we moving to Enumclaw!!

metalgarth said...

mmmm... Fresh all white meat McNugget.

dadoctah said...

"Hey, everybody, look! I gots me a cute li'l bunny!"

ATDHE?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

What passes for a thawtbubble: Deez stress relief squeezy toys ain't very helpful. Dem eyes bulge a couple times and den dey pops. Good thing dere's more on da ledge.

-OR-

On Being Punch Drunk
What's dat, Lassie? Timmy's fallen down a well!

-OR-

Directional Dyslexia
I coulda been a contender, Viola, 'cept why do my manager keeps confusing me yelling, "Hit him with your left! Now the right!" cause I cain't tell dem apart.

WordVerify: wrimin - Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.

prince of leaves said...

San Angeles CryoPrison, 2033: a revived Mike Tyson discovers a newfound affection for cute little animals.

Dactyl said...

What's that little bird? Facial tattoos are going to be the next big thing? I'll be rich and popular again if I get one? Well, okay, but only because you told me...

Rodney Dill said...

Sorry, Fifteen Schnitzenbirden is my limit.

curly said...

Geek porn.

curly said...

“…and if we mate, our half white/half black, pussified commie peacenik spawn could become President!”

curly said...

""Mike, go back in there, chill them n!ggers out and wait for the cavalry which should be coming directly."

curly said...

M’Chell Obama’s appearance on iCurly became an unintentional homo-erotic hit.