1. Hillary's transformation into a Bond-Supervillain with her own cadre of bikini-clad, martial arts bodyguards surprised no one.
2. Preparing for the Superbowl Half-Time show, the Synchronized Sinead's Swim Team.
3. Kobe smiled. "Finally!"
4. Their spaceship landed, they emerged, and tried to make contact with humans in the language of interpretive dance.
5. Mitt Romney's secret Florida strategery: Fembots!
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Solar powered fembots: yet another Obama "green" initiative that didn't work out so hot.
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The "Axe Effect" expected by your typical 14 year old male as he buys his first container...
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"We have come to your planet to pay tribute to your great leader. Take us to Robert Palmer!"
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I see the French Water Volleyball Team is practicing surrendering to the Germans again.
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To dispel her reputation as an “angry black woman”, Michelle Obama often hires the local college’s girls swim team to act as her entourage.
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In his latest recurring nightmare, the Ukrainian Women's Synchronized Swimming Team repeat in unison, "Yes Dub, we hear and we obey"...
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Solar powered fembots: yet another Obama "green" initiative that didn't work out so hot.
In an eerie echo of "The Day the Earth Stood Still", the visiting aliens were gunned down by Homeland Security shock troops before they could complete the ritual to heal the Earth and grant every human healthy, wealthy immortality.
Little did the two large-busted women on the tram expect, but they were to be met at their stop by a flashmob of adoring blind midgets.
The "Axe Effect" expected by your typical 14 year old male as he buys his first container...
"We have come to your planet to pay tribute to your great leader. Take us to Robert Palmer!"
@ Dadoctah - excellent ORA!!
Michelle Bachmann's wicca group tries a last ditch spellcasting to appease the election poll spirits.
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Michael Phelps' latest demand to the US Olympic team: "Lots of adoring female assistants to help rinse off chlorine residue."
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What every GI homecoming should be like.
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Paraphrasing Henry IV's "chicken in every pot" slogan, a desperate Gingrich promises registered male voters in South Carolina a "virgin in every bathtub." His poll numbers plunged further when it was revealed he meant "born again" virgins.
WordVerify: coussing - After the mudslinging, most Republican debates degenerate into vitriolic coussing and sissy handslaps.
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I see the French Water Volleyball Team is practicing surrendering to the Germans again.
The entertainment for obama's acceptance speech demonstrate how the crowd is to respond to the great leader....
Picture taken moments before the black kids were launched to them.
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To dispel her reputation as an “angry black woman”, Michelle Obama often hires the local college’s girls swim team to act as her entourage.
Earth Day celebrations will become sexier once Newt becomes president.
“Hilary, did you order sushi take out again?”
“This is one hellofa drought” though the synchronized swim team captain as the were forced to practice on dry land yet again.
In his latest recurring nightmare, the Ukrainian Women's Synchronized Swimming Team repeat in unison, "Yes Dub, we hear and we obey"...
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