1. Hillary's transformation into a Bond-Supervillain with her own cadre of bikini-clad, martial arts bodyguards surprised no one.
2. Preparing for the Superbowl Half-Time show, the Synchronized Sinead's Swim Team.
3. Kobe smiled. "Finally!"
4. Their spaceship landed, they emerged, and tried to make contact with humans in the language of interpretive dance.
5. Mitt Romney's secret Florida strategery: Fembots!
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I see the French Water Volleyball Team is practicing surrendering to the Germans again.
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In his latest recurring nightmare, the Ukrainian Women's Synchronized Swimming Team repeat in unison, "Yes Dub, we hear and we obey"...