Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Yay!

Brender


1. Hillary's transformation into a Bond-Supervillain with her own cadre of bikini-clad, martial arts bodyguards surprised no one.

2. Preparing for the Superbowl Half-Time show, the Synchronized Sinead's Swim Team.

3. Kobe smiled. "Finally!"

4. Their spaceship landed, they emerged, and tried to make contact with humans in the language of interpretive dance.

5. Mitt Romney's secret Florida strategery: Fembots!

Best of prince of leaves
Solar powered fembots: yet another Obama "green" initiative that didn't work out so hot.

Best of Submariner
The "Axe Effect" expected by your typical 14 year old male as he buys his first container...

Best of dadoctah
"We have come to your planet to pay tribute to your great leader. Take us to Robert Palmer!"

Best of GregMan
I see the French Water Volleyball Team is practicing surrendering to the Germans again.

Best of curly
To dispel her reputation as an “angry black woman”, Michelle Obama often hires the local college’s girls swim team to act as her entourage.

Best of Dr. Doom
In his latest recurring nightmare, the Ukrainian Women's Synchronized Swimming Team repeat in unison, "Yes Dub, we hear and we obey"...

15 comments:

prince of leaves said...

Solar powered fembots: yet another Obama "green" initiative that didn't work out so hot.

prince of leaves said...

In an eerie echo of "The Day the Earth Stood Still", the visiting aliens were gunned down by Homeland Security shock troops before they could complete the ritual to heal the Earth and grant every human healthy, wealthy immortality.

prince of leaves said...

Little did the two large-busted women on the tram expect, but they were to be met at their stop by a flashmob of adoring blind midgets.

Submariner said...

The "Axe Effect" expected by your typical 14 year old male as he buys his first container...

dadoctah said...

"We have come to your planet to pay tribute to your great leader. Take us to Robert Palmer!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

@ Dadoctah - excellent ORA!!

Michelle Bachmann's wicca group tries a last ditch spellcasting to appease the election poll spirits.

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Michael Phelps' latest demand to the US Olympic team: "Lots of adoring female assistants to help rinse off chlorine residue."

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What every GI homecoming should be like.

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Paraphrasing Henry IV's "chicken in every pot" slogan, a desperate Gingrich promises registered male voters in South Carolina a "virgin in every bathtub." His poll numbers plunged further when it was revealed he meant "born again" virgins.

WordVerify: coussing - After the mudslinging, most Republican debates degenerate into vitriolic coussing and sissy handslaps.

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GregMan said...

I see the French Water Volleyball Team is practicing surrendering to the Germans again.

jj said...

The entertainment for obama's acceptance speech demonstrate how the crowd is to respond to the great leader....

Anonymous said...

Picture taken moments before the black kids were launched to them.

-O-Iao

curly said...

To dispel her reputation as an “angry black woman”, Michelle Obama often hires the local college’s girls swim team to act as her entourage.

curly said...

Earth Day celebrations will become sexier once Newt becomes president.

curly said...

“Hilary, did you order sushi take out again?”

curly said...

“This is one hellofa drought” though the synchronized swim team captain as the were forced to practice on dry land yet again.

Dr. Doom said...

In his latest recurring nightmare, the Ukrainian Women's Synchronized Swimming Team repeat in unison, "Yes Dub, we hear and we obey"...