Saturday, January 21, 2012

Wholesome Outdoor Fun Stuff, Yea!




1. The kids from the School for the Deaf were having a great time and never even heard the snowplow that ended their lives.

2. Rick's levitation powers were absitively no use in a snowball fight, but he liked to show off anyway.

3. Guy on the left, "Look at me, I'm the ghey kitteh from Tuesday! 'Fame! I'm gonna live forev-uh!'"

4. "You know, we could play a great game of street hockey now... if we all weren't gay."

5. "Chuck, please... it's two in the morning and we're freezing our balls off. Can we practice the choreography from West Side Story some other time?"

Best of sonicfrog
You know, there was a time when feuds meant something - Hatfeilds versus McCoys, Montagues and Capulets, Raiders versus Chargers fans... But man, the Hanson versus Jonas Brothers tiff just leaves so much to be desired!

Threadwinner: Jack Reacher
"Yes you're a Jet, Steve, but you're not a Jet all the way."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Photo taken moments before the illegal street racers plowed through the merry band at 153mph. Witnesses said the carnage reminded them of a game of Elf Bowling. [how many remember the headless elf @ 2m12s?]

Best of jj
Montreal Police were beginning to be concerned about the newest outlaw bike club, the "Heavens Kittens". Until they realized that they didn't have colors....or even motorcycles...

Best of Spineless Vertebrae
Playing outside; that's what we would've had to do with our spare time if SOPA had been passed!

Best of curly
Helium Boy appears from nowhere to brake up a snowball fight.

Best of curly
Johnny didn’t really mind his schizophrenia so much, but he did wish his apparition was more manly.

Best of Rodney Dill
There can be only one.

17 comments:

sonicfrog said...

You know, there was a time when feuds meant something - Hatfeilds versus McCoys, Montagues and Capulets, Raiders versus Chargers fans... But man, the Hanson versus Jonas Brothers tiff just leaves so much to be desired!

From the Mind of a Madman said...

Ghost 2... "The Christmas Ditto"

Dr. Doom said...

Street gangs in San Francisco are FABULOUS...

Jack Reacher said...

"Yes you're a Jet, Steve, but you're not a Jet all the way."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Photo taken moments before the illegal street racers plowed through the merry band at 153mph. Witnesses said the carnage reminded them of a game of Elf Bowling. [how many remember the headless elf @ 2m12s?]

-OR-

Later, investigators learned it all began with an innocent snowball fight among friends. Then, Raul packed an ice ball and things quickly escalated into a running gun battle.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

SORRY, #$%@! clipboard held the wrong url-

Photo taken moments before the illegal street racers plowed through the merry band at 153mph. Witnesses said the carnage reminded them of a game of Elf Bowling.

[how many remember the headless elf? start @ 2mins]

jj said...

Montreal Police were beginning to be concerned about the newest outlaw bike club, the "Heavens Kittens". Until they realized that they didn't have colors....or even motorcycles...

Spineless Vertebrae said...

Playing outside; that's what we would've had to do with our spare time if SOPA had been passed!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Coincidentally, one of the little cherubs yelled, "Hey, don't that red light remind yous guys of the Eye Of Sauron?" seconds before the entire gang was massacred by orcs.

-OR-

If Norman Rockwell painted cityscapes.

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Police say Julian Beever's latest 3-D chalk drawing was so realistic, several cars and a bus careened off the road to avoid the kids playing in the street. Beever was ordered to stick to chalking sidewalks.

-OR-

Unable to just quietly walk by, Kramer jumps into the game, yells "Happy Festivus!!" and is promptly beaten and mugged.

curly said...

“Who you callin’ light in the loafers?”

curly said...

Helium Boy appears from nowhere to brake up a snowball fight.

curly said...

Johnny didn’t really mind his schizophrenia so much, but he did wish his apparition was more manly.

curly said...

Retired from politics, Barney Frank’s debut as recycling vintage pop tunes into music videos was ”Wouldn't ya like to ride on my beautiful balloon”.

curly said...

The West Village’s float in the Macy’s Parade was a dud.

Submariner said...

ORA:

I just love it when Clive Anderson announces that the next game is "Party Host."

Rodney Dill said...

Edmund was practiced at jumping in the air and pulling on his trousers all at once. No one could say he put on his pants one leg at a time, just like everyone else.

Rodney Dill said...

There can be only one.