Saturday, January 28, 2012

What Use Is a Banana Without a Condom?

Racerboy and later Sonic Frog


Best of sonicfrog
Andrew Sullivan's version of the glass slipper!

Best of Oiao
Check out the lung capacity on the blond in the middle! I'll bet ya she can also suck a golf ball through a ......

Best of whacko
But what happened to the reservoir tip and pleasure ribs?

Best of Rodney Dill
"No, I don't think Nitrous Oxide use is out of control with our young today."

Best of jj
Obama replaces the Greek columns for his next acceptance speech. He figures since he's screwing the country, he might as well as use protection.

Best of Vinneh
Harry was so full of it yelling, "Go ahead guys use them, they're too tight on me."

Best of curly
"The Jolly Green Giant’s gonna be pissed when he discovers we took all of his condoms."

Best of metalgarth
you'll need of these if you're using the world's largest inflatable cowboy

Best of Steve O
For $870,000 -- saving or creating five jobs.

25 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"Giant AIDs-carrying aliens have landed!"
Guaranteed to incite mass hysteria when the balloons are recovered in rural parts of the US.

-OR-

To perpetuate a myth, Trojan Inc. is bought out by Black Entertainment Network and begins production of an oversized condom. Asian men protest until they realize it can be used as a full body condom, too.

sonicfrog said...

In high school, that’s how all my condoms ended up too!

Anonymous said...

'Air Heads'

-Oiao

WV = prerspha = too much work....

sonicfrog said...

Introducing the new Trojan XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL, for the painfully gifted man in your love life!

sonicfrog said...

Andrew Sullivan's version of the glass slipper!

Anonymous said...

Check out the lung capacity on the blond in the middle! I'll bet ya she can also suck a golf ball through a ......

-Oiao

Old Marine Helo Pilot saying (when talking to a Jet Pilot)..
"I'd rather screw my way cross country than suck and blow!"

whacko said...

But what happened to the reservoir tip and pleasure ribs?

Rodney Dill said...

"No, I don't think Nitrous Oxide use is out of control with our young today."

Rodney Dill said...

...Shadow Valley Condoms... If you lived here you'd be home by now....

ORA

sonicfrog said...

Captured - The first 30 seconds of hot air emitted at the recent SOTU address.

jj said...

obama replaces the Greek columns for his next acceptance speech. He figures since he's screwing the country, he might as well as use protection.

blue said...

just my size

Anonymous said...

Harry was so full of it yelling, "Go ahead guys use them, they're too tight on me."

Vinneh

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Very nice!

Dr. Doom said...

You can really tell when Russian politics are getting mean when Mr. Putin resorts to inflating his condoms with helium to distribute campaign leaflets across Moscow...

Spin said...

Mars Attacks II

We.Are.so.Fucked.

Kaptain Krude said...

'ow to speak Australian: an almost-empty case.

GregMan said...

Andrew Sullivan was overjoyed with the results of his Google Image search.

curly said...

As found on page 3,459 of the 2012 Congressional Budget Report: “$3,500,000 to Planned Parenthood, to develop five condoms that represent our nation’s new status as a banana republic.”

Anonymous said...

♫ My country tis of thee
Sweet land of Liberachi
Of thee I sing♪

curly said...

"The Jolly Green Giant’s gonna be pissed when he discovers we took all of his condoms."

curly said...

♫ My country tis of thee
Sweet land of Liberachi
Of thee I sing ♪

metalgarth said...

you'll need of these if you're using the world's largest inflatable cowboy

Steve O said...

At $22 million each I hope these things work.

Steve O said...

For $870,000 -- saving or creating five jobs.