Sunday, January 29, 2012

What Liberal Fascism Looks Like



1. Democrats find ways to amuse themselves in the absence of a primary contest.

2. And another staff meeting at MSNBC comes to order.

3. Don't question their patriotism.

4. Time Magazine's 2008 and 2011 Person of the Year winners celebrated exactly the same way.

5. People's Microphone Goes Horribly Awry:

We are burning this flag
We are burning this flag
To protest the inequality
To protest the inequality
Of the capitalist... oh, shit the lighter fluid caught my pants on fire!
Of the capitalist... oh, shit the lighter fluid caught my pants on fire!

Arrrrgh! Arrgh! I'm on fire! I'm on fire!

Arrrrgh! Arrgh! I'm on fire! I'm on fire!
Help me, you frakking idiots, help me!

Help me, you frakking idiots, help me! ...

14 comments:

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dadoctah said...

Worst. Panty raid. Ever.

Anonymous said...

OWS = Turning liberals into conseratives, one flag burning at a time.

-Oiao

dadoctah said...

At what point exactly did Anthony Bourdain cease being a travel host?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Do any of yous guys have a gun or a knife?
Why would you want an icky gun?
Well, having helped set the OWS movement back to Square One, for my next trick I figured to shoot myself in the foot after cutting my nose off to spite my face.

-OR-

The hooligans were having such a good time disrespecting the flag and their country that they didn't notice the Marines walking out of Clancy's Bar... until it was way too late. RIP Hooligans

Steve O said...

Somehow I don't think Time will use this one as the cover shot.

Submariner said...

Steve O said...

Then again, it IS Time Warner so maybe it will...

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Jose, can you see?

Submariner said...

OWS camp fires were a bit too intense and short-lived to make S'mores.
Not that they wouldn't try if Mumsy and Pops bought them the supplies...
And Jeeves was there to do the cooking...

Kaptain Krude said...

Burning a cross? Why, that's hate speech!

Burning the flag? Why, that's free speech!

Jack Reacher said...

I'm using my Nikon camera to take photos of the Wal Mart flag and use my Mac to post them to Twitter to protest, ah, corporations, or something.

Jack Reacher said...

"Congratulations, Skylar. This completes the requirements for your Gender and Ethnic Equality Studies degree."

Submariner said...

DRUDGEBREAKING:

The Oregon State Legislature unanimously chose a new venue today which replaces the traditional Chaplain's Opening Prayer as the start of legislative proceedings.

Developing...