Monday, January 30, 2012

Well, You Can Just Rock Me to Sleep Tonight



1. Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam!

2. Ia! Ia! Cthulu F'taghn!

3. Unlike Bush 41, M'Chel did a fabulous Jolson!

4. "Kobe, I'm open... and you don't want to make me angry! Also... Jazz Hands!"

5. "Each bracelet is from an enemy I have slain in battle. Do you wish to be next, p'taGh!"

Best of Oiao?
See, no more money, I spent it awl. (ATDHE)

Best of blue
"Now watch -- without using my hands I will mount the double penetration Sybian...."

Best of prince of leaves
Okay, I knew about the mutton-leg arms, the giant caboose, and the horse teeth, but nobody told me she had teeny little hands like the aliens in "Close Encounters"!

Best of Submariner
Slowly I turned...

Best of Dr. Doom
"And that is why I prefer basketball players", related the First Lady with a wink.

Best of Submariner
Five,
Five Trillion,
Five trillion Bailout!

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

See, no mores money, I spent it awl. (ATDHE)

Anonymous said...

"And Barak is this BIG... nah, just kidding. He's half white you know."

-OOIIAAOO

Anonymous said...

As god is my witness, I shure as hell would not tap that, no matter how $$ the lingerie! Then again, I'm not half black, or from Chicago, or a community organizer, or........

-OOIIAAOO

blue said...

"...and in Chicago, even thought I'm not dead, I voted this many times!!!"

Censors Hip said...

Where is her banana?

blue said...

"Now watch -- without using my hands I will mount the double penetration Sybian...."

GregMan said...

"Hillary ain't got nuthin' on me! Mine is THIS BIG!"

GregMan said...

"You crackers does as I says or I whips out the $50,000 lingerie! And takes it from me, you DON'T wants to see dat!"

Kaptain Krude said...

M'chel'e

Truly, a face made for radio.


wv: shyllike - yes, she is rather shill-like, isn't she?

Kaptain Krude said...

M'chel'e

"You crackers can do anything you set your mind to, right? Well, we're going to need a monument to my husband toot suite, so let's cracking, huh?"

Kaptain Krude said...

HOPE

It's not warranted at this point.

Kaptain Krude said...

CONSISTENCY

A virtue only if you're not a screwup.

Kaptain Krude said...

It's all about sacrifice. Specifically, your heart... on a silver platter... yes, literally.

Kaptain Krude said...

"It hurt to admit your mistakes. But when they're big enough, the pain only lasts a second."

Kaptain Krude said...

"I understand some of you are unhappy with the snake oil that we sold you and want a refund. Well, too bad. See you on the book circuit!"

prince of leaves said...

Okay, I knew about the mutton-leg arms, the giant caboose, and the horse teeth, but nobody told me she had teeny little hands like the aliens in "Close Encounters"!

prince of leaves said...

Judging from those squirrel-like hands, I'm guessing Barack isn't the only one in that marriage with a mixed background.

Submariner said...

Oh boy, I love when Letterman has on "Stupid Human Tricks."

Submariner said...

Hey Barry; watch me pull a rabbit out of my...

Submariner said...

Slowly I turned...

Submariner said...

Bend over just a bit farther, Mr. Mathews.

Submariner said...

FLOTUS describes her yams on MSNBC.

Submariner said...

Having seen the Olsen twins walk in, FLOTUS calls for her desert eatin' shovels.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Wait Wait! That's not the punchline...
and then Dawn's head exploded! ahahahahahahaahha

-OR-

Nothing up my sleeves. For my next trick, I'm going to pull a creationist out of my butt.

Dr. Doom said...

The First Lady performs her impression of an average taxpayer...

Dr. Doom said...

"And that is why I prefer basketball players", related the First Lady with a wink.

Anonymous said...

"You thought I was funny on Leno. Tomorrow I go on The View and criticize those hippos' diets."

Vinneh

Submariner said...

Five,
Five Trillion,
Five trillion Bailout!