1. Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam!
2. Ia! Ia! Cthulu F'taghn!
3. Unlike Bush 41, M'Chel did a fabulous Jolson!
4. "Kobe, I'm open... and you don't want to make me angry! Also... Jazz Hands!"
5. "Each bracelet is from an enemy I have slain in battle. Do you wish to be next, p'taGh!"
Best of Oiao?
See, no more money, I spent it awl. (ATDHE)
Best of blue
"Now watch -- without using my hands I will mount the double penetration Sybian...."
Best of prince of leaves
Okay, I knew about the mutton-leg arms, the giant caboose, and the horse teeth, but nobody told me she had teeny little hands like the aliens in "Close Encounters"!
Best of Submariner
Slowly I turned...
Best of Dr. Doom
"And that is why I prefer basketball players", related the First Lady with a wink.
Best of Submariner
Five,
Five Trillion,
Five trillion Bailout!
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See, no mores money, I spent it awl. (ATDHE)
"And Barak is this BIG... nah, just kidding. He's half white you know."
-OOIIAAOO
As god is my witness, I shure as hell would not tap that, no matter how $$ the lingerie! Then again, I'm not half black, or from Chicago, or a community organizer, or........
-OOIIAAOO
"...and in Chicago, even thought I'm not dead, I voted this many times!!!"
Where is her banana?
"Now watch -- without using my hands I will mount the double penetration Sybian...."
"Hillary ain't got nuthin' on me! Mine is THIS BIG!"
"You crackers does as I says or I whips out the $50,000 lingerie! And takes it from me, you DON'T wants to see dat!"
M'chel'e
Truly, a face made for radio.
wv: shyllike - yes, she is rather shill-like, isn't she?
M'chel'e
"You crackers can do anything you set your mind to, right? Well, we're going to need a monument to my husband toot suite, so let's cracking, huh?"
HOPE
It's not warranted at this point.
CONSISTENCY
A virtue only if you're not a screwup.
It's all about sacrifice. Specifically, your heart... on a silver platter... yes, literally.
"It hurt to admit your mistakes. But when they're big enough, the pain only lasts a second."
"I understand some of you are unhappy with the snake oil that we sold you and want a refund. Well, too bad. See you on the book circuit!"
Okay, I knew about the mutton-leg arms, the giant caboose, and the horse teeth, but nobody told me she had teeny little hands like the aliens in "Close Encounters"!
Judging from those squirrel-like hands, I'm guessing Barack isn't the only one in that marriage with a mixed background.
Oh boy, I love when Letterman has on "Stupid Human Tricks."
Hey Barry; watch me pull a rabbit out of my...
Slowly I turned...
Bend over just a bit farther, Mr. Mathews.
FLOTUS describes her yams on MSNBC.
Having seen the Olsen twins walk in, FLOTUS calls for her desert eatin' shovels.
Wait Wait! That's not the punchline...
and then Dawn's head exploded! ahahahahahahaahha
-OR-
Nothing up my sleeves. For my next trick, I'm going to pull a creationist out of my butt.
The First Lady performs her impression of an average taxpayer...
"And that is why I prefer basketball players", related the First Lady with a wink.
"You thought I was funny on Leno. Tomorrow I go on The View and criticize those hippos' diets."
Vinneh
Five,
Five Trillion,
Five trillion Bailout!
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