Monday, January 30, 2012
Two RINOs and a SCOAMF
1. Everything was going fine until Bush the Elder reprised his Al Jolson tribute from the Skull and Bones Minstrel Show.
2.Bush the Elder established an instant rapport with the SCOAMF through their shared love of Big Asses.
3. "No, 44, I don't know what a 'butt closure' is, but I bet Jeb does."
4. "Does Joe Biden always walk around here in his underwear, or is that just for us?"
5. "We were told there would be beer."
Best of curly
“Kenya get me a glass of water?...Get it?...KENYA!...Ha!”
Best of jj
Obama, "We're safe in here. M'Chelle's feeding time isn't for another hour and the kitchen is on the other side of the White House. Still, stay out of the hallways for now."
Welcome to the season premiere of "Two and a Half White Men".
Best of Vinneh
"Hey Barry. Wanna change my diaper"?
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Well, come on boy, it's in your blood.. ♫ ♩ "Hey hey, Uncle Dud, It's a treat to beat you feet on the Mississippi mud" ♬ ♪
Best of Steve O
In all these pictures, why is there the same one dude with his legs crossed like a girl?
Best of Jack Reacher
"...well, long story short, we've made what you might call a recess appointment. Jeb's in, you're out. Pack up."
Best of Submariner
Today's episode of Sesame Street is brought to you by the letters H and W and the number 0.
H W Bush: "Do you think you can Pimp my ride?"