1. Everything was going fine until Bush the Elder reprised his Al Jolson tribute from the Skull and Bones Minstrel Show.
2.Bush the Elder established an instant rapport with the SCOAMF through their shared love of Big Asses.
3. "No, 44, I don't know what a 'butt closure' is, but I bet Jeb does."
4. "Does Joe Biden always walk around here in his underwear, or is that just for us?"
5. "We were told there would be beer."
Best of curly
“Kenya get me a glass of water?...Get it?...KENYA!...Ha!”
Best of jj
Obama, "We're safe in here. M'Chelle's feeding time isn't for another hour and the kitchen is on the other side of the White House. Still, stay out of the hallways for now."
Threadwinner: dadoctah
Welcome to the season premiere of "Two and a Half White Men".
Best of Vinneh
"Hey Barry. Wanna change my diaper"?
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Well, come on boy, it's in your blood.. ♫ ♩ "Hey hey, Uncle Dud, It's a treat to beat you feet on the Mississippi mud" ♬ ♪
Best of Steve O
In all these pictures, why is there the same one dude with his legs crossed like a girl?
Best of Jack Reacher
"...well, long story short, we've made what you might call a recess appointment. Jeb's in, you're out. Pack up."
Best of Submariner
Today's episode of Sesame Street is brought to you by the letters H and W and the number 0.
Best ofOiao
H W Bush: "Do you think you can Pimp my ride?"
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“…and then I made the mistake of saying ‘Read My Lips’ at the school for the blind. There were fingers all over my face!”
“Yes Alex. I’ll take ‘The husbands of ugly First Ladies’ for $200.”
“Kenya get me a glass of water?...Get it?...KENYA!...Ha!”
“So do you whack off in the sink, like Clinton did?”
Obama, "We're safe in here. M'Chelle's feeding time isn't for another hour and the kitchen is on the other side of the White House. Still, stay out of the hallways for now."
"So we were thinking of a follow up meeting in Jackson Hole, and Dick would take us out for some light bird hunting...."
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WV = shesigh = like susi, but you can only eat it once a month
Welcome to the season premiere of "Two and a Half White Men".
HW: "I wouldn't sit in that chair if I were you."
W: "Do you have any idea what Bill did in that chair?"
O: "It can't be any worse than what Hillary did on that couch."
"Hey Barry. Wanna change my diaper"?
Vinneh
Obummer: "Ya know, um, HW, we just invested heavily (wink, wink)in a company that, um, could put electric green energy batteries in that chair, of, um, yours. They go out of business next Tuesday, so think, ah, quick."
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You didn happen to fine a set of teef aroun here did ya, boy?
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Well, come on boy, it's in your blood.. ♫ ♩ "Hey hey, Uncle Dud, It's a treat to beat you feet on the Mississippi mud" ♬ ♪
In all these pictures, why is there the same one dude with his legs crossed like a girl?
dadoctah said...
Welcome to the season premiere of "Two and a Half White Men".
Excellent - early nomination for one of the "Best Of's" for 2012!
"So, Barry, have ya done it with M'Chel in the Lincoln bedroom yet?"
"M'Chel!?! You sick intercourse! Now I won't be able to keep the arugala down tonight..."
Excuse me whilst I whip dis out...
"...and give Babs my very best,HW."
wink, wink; nudge. nudge, know what I mean?
"...well, long story short, we've made what you might call a recess appointment. Jeb's in, you're out. Pack up."
"Funniest thing; when your AG heard Jeb is from Florida, he asked Jeb if he'd like a container or two full of machine guns. You know, for export."
HW: "Read my lips..."
O: "I'd rather be a one term president..."
W: "Mission accomplished!"
Today's episode of Sesame Street is brought to you by the letters H and W and the number 0.
H W Bush: "Do you think you can Pimp my ride?"
-Oiao
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