Sunday, January 15, 2012

Staying in the Lines Is Hard


1. Coloring the Cat in the Hat's bizarrely misshapen wiener was an essential element of NHL post-concussion therapy.

2. "Very good, Konstantinov. You are doing much better than Gabby Giffords."

3. "64 colors, and not one for 'Diseased Penis.'"

4. "Dude! Coloring is much more fun when you're baked!"

5. Observer's Notes: "Prisoner 761 has broken his shackles, but still refuses to escape. The Re-Education Treatment is a complete success. Alert FEMA to begin rounding up test subjects for Phase II."

Best of jj
Canadian citizenship exams for European hockey players was quite different than for the average person.

Best of Jack Reacher
At least the bulk-produced term papers came with colorful graphics.

Best of Vinneh
In nonviolent, politically correct Canada the penalty box has now been renamed time-out.

8 comments:

jj said...

Canadian citizenship exams for European hockey players was quite different than for the average person.

curly said...

♫ ..hope and change, hope and change…♪

Carpe Phlogiston said...

To avoid the deadly Canadian Candycane viper, use this mneumonic:
Yellow on Blue, safe for you
Yellow on Pink, life's gonna stink
Yellow on Blue and Pink, go'head, hug it and pet it and call it George but keep the antivenin handy.


-OR-

So, this is all it takes to qualify for congress... totally ignore the white crayon? Easy!

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Dr. Doom said...

Bruno puts the finishing touches on his new hockey stick concept - The Neck Snapper...

Dr. Doom said...

Bruce sets out to prove that hockey is every bit as gay as soccer...

Jack Reacher said...

At least the bulk-produced term papers came with colorful graphics.

Anonymous said...

In nonviolent, politically correct Canada the penalty box has now been renamed time-out.

Vinneh