Schneider
1. "I wanted you this would happen if you didn't use butt-closures!"
2. "I am so glad we live in France. Those backwards puritans in America would never accept a fisting demonstration as half-time entertainment."
3. Which reminds me, has Penn State found a replacement for Joe Paterno yet?
4. "Two years later, and we're still finding Al Franken votes."
5. "Oh, this doesn't look serious, it's just an obstruction of some kind." (George Takei voice: "Hello-o-o-o-o-o!")
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
I'm sorry, Juan, but I can't find my keys and they always say to look in the last place you had them.
Best of Submariner
That reminds me; Bat Cave in three minutes?
Best of Jack Reacher
"...and cough."
Best of GregMan
The crowd waits breathlessly for Obambi to pull another foreign policy disaster from his butt.
Best of Submariner
"Nothin' up my sleave...."
Best of Rodney Dill
"GOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!"
Best of blue
"Dude, too many gerbils!"
Best of Rodney Dill
"I just know there's a dissertation in here somewhere."
Best of jj
Tryouts for the Penn State Cheerleading squad were quite demanding.
Best of dadoctah
ORA: "Oh my god! It's full of stars!"
Best of Passionate Conservative
Gaius Helen Mohiam: Only you, kwisatzhaderach, can go to that one place that we dare not look!
Paul: well F*ck THAT!
Best of Steve O
A picture that makes soccer look gay? Go on.
36 comments:
Mexicaliwood Studios' remake of The Gate
Armando, a demon's staring back at me!
Are you sure it isn't just a gerbil, or a leetle Chupacabra?
No, my friend, your bunghole is definitely a portal to the underworld. Smell the sulfur?
Aeiiiii!
Aeiiiii!
I'm sorry, Juan, but I can't find my keys and they always say to look in the last place you had them.
Cool!
My bad, Miguel. I knew that new Spalding ball had a bit smaller diameter so I didn't think it'd get stuck!
Whaddaya know? A Jets fan!
That reminds me; Bat Cave in three minutes?
"...and cough."
I see once again Team Red is playing the part of the taxpayer, and Team Blue is Congress.
The crowd waits breathlessly for Obambi to pull another foreign policy disaster from his butt.
"Reggie Love! I missed you so much!"
As soccer goes, the "Obama And Frank Marshall Davis Wing Defense" was one of the leasy gay things on the field.
Great! Thanks a lot for this post.
"Nothin' up my sleave...."
Dammit, Lemmiwinks; get OUT here!
They must play for Pair-o-Gheys...
Don't you just hate it when a rough and tumble soccer match gets interrupted by a Vodaphone call?
v word - astero - really?
"Did you say Minkey?"
"SERENITY NOW!!!"
"GOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!"
"Dude, too many gerbils!"
"I just know there's a dissertation in here somewhere."
"These are not the 'rhoids you're looking for."
Bend and SNAP!
Damn! A Rolex. You're proctologist is doing quite well...
Tryouts for the Penn State Cheerleading squad were quite demanding.
ORA: "Oh my god! It's full of stars!"
Somebody's seen one too many Jeff Dunham specials.
ORA?
Look! Jimmy Hoffa!
"My watch.........."
Welcome to Obamacare.
A llliiiitttle to the left
AAhhhhhhhhh, that's IT!
Gaius Helen Mohiam: Only you, kwisatzhaderach, can go to that one place that we dare not look!
Paul: well F*ck THAT!
Dude! Your Adam's Apple feels soooo weird!
I think I hear the ocean....
wv: copoop. Really, Captcha? Really?
A picture that makes soccer look gay? Go on.
Answer to the question: Where do liberals get their ideas?
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