Monday, January 16, 2012
The Shoes of the Flipperman
1. "Barney Frank is so out-of-touch he thinks 'Skyrim' is a way to join the Mile High Club. Heh! Betcha never thought a Mormon could tell such a filthy, filthy joke."
2. "I love to fire people. I'm starting with everybody at the TSA."
3. Al Gore points and laughs from the window of his private jet. "LOSER!"
4. "Nice... Bruno Magli shoes... Holy sh-t! You're the real killer!"
5. "Wow! Mr. Romney. I've never seen anyone's hair stay in place while standing in hot jet wash."
Best of Double the U
Sometimes you little people do a really nice job of helping us important people out.
Best of GregMan
"Good job on the shoes, Ambassador Huntsman. Now go tell Santorum to get over here and give me my manicure."
Best of Dr. Doom
Entry 3458 on the list of jobs Mr. Obama is unqualified to perform...
Best of curly
No one kisses your ass like Rectum Airline.
Best of JohnS1959
"Hey buddy", whispered Mitt, "any idea where I can get a dissertation sample?"
Best of curly
“Enough foreplay already! Let’s move on to the body cavity search.”
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The DirectAir pilot - a Huntsman supporter - slowly turned the nose left and edged it forward until... SCHLORP Frannnng BzzzZZZzzz ... and that's how Mr. 1% missed the debate.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Yessir, sticky shoess is one of the side effects of flying ErectAir."
Best of mpur
Romney still trying to shake that elitist prick image, I see.
Best of dadoctah
While Robin pre-flights the batplane, Alfred gives Bruce Wayne a quick touch-up.