Tuesday, January 10, 2012
Share the Chair
1. The suicide note read simply, "My gay son is dating a ginger."
2. "Oh, Ricky! This really is the perfect couch for watching 'Glee.'"
3. "So, you were expected an iPhone for Christmas, but your parents got you several cases of Platinum toilet tissue instead? Sucks to be you!"
4. "Ricky, I also think Tim Tebow is super-hot, but your obsession with him makes me feel insecure about my big ginger body."
5. "This time, we planned out the orgy in advance and ordered plenty of Platinum toilet paper to clean up the Man Goo."
Best of Jack Reacher
"Sex and the City" is sponsored by Platinum Toilet Paper, and I wanted to show my support for their marathon on TBS."
Best of Rodney Dill
Stocked up and waiting for the Nostradamus prediction to come to fruition.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
This is the only non-nude photo Jeffie got in his Maldives Honeymoon Package. Next time, he's choosing Olan Mills Studios... and laying off the liquor.
Best of GregMan
"Look, Todd! Here comes the Maldives Honeymoon Package commercial again!"
Best of dub
Ricky's thought bubble: "Everlast? More like 4MinuteLast."
Best of Dr. Doom
Todd and Conner (being both nerds and post modern survivalists) laid in a lifetime supply of tissues and lotion...
Best of Dactyl
And after Jack Sprat (who could eat no fat) murdered his wife in a blood-sugar-high induced rampage, he wound up the prison bitch of a three-time loser who, ironically, loved to "eat lean"...