1. "OK, Governor Huckabee, I will bring you Solo and the Wookie, but I will not pose for you in a gold bikini."
2. "Michelle, will you tell your husband I don't care how fabulous he looks with it, or how well it goes with his shoes, he cannot keep my wife's Coach purse."
3. I don't want to say Huckabee is fat, but how many politicians travel with their own personal Drive-Thru attendant?
4. "Why thank you, Governor. I'm always flattered when a man tells me I weigh less than his last bowel movement."
5. "Governor Huckabee, you work at FoxNews, so you have to know the inside scoop; exactly how much Gardasil was Alan Colmes injected with?"
Best of sonicfrog
Oh My God! Mike Huckabee just ate Chris Christie!!!!!
Best of Kaptain Krude
"I've seen your posts on that second-rate pornographer's site, and I want you to write a resume for me."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Why yes, I do have a magik slimming potion. It tastes icky, but our wicca members lost a total of 5,090 pounds and 17,602 inches! Or, you could just stop wolfing down the double cheeseburgers and fries at every whistlestop.
Best of Jack Reacher
(Man with headset) "Get camera three closer. I think he may be about to feed."
Best of Submariner
I used to write term papers but wasn't making enough to live on. Now I'm arranging honeymoon packages. You?
Best of dub
Bachman: "Well, the camera does add 10 pounds".
Staffer in backgroun: "My God, how many cameras are on him??"
Best of jj
New on Fox on Monday nights, "Huck and the Corn Dog".
Best of Rodney Dill
"Sorry I sat on you Michele. Good thing Mitt was able to pull you out of my butt crack in time."
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BatCave? 3 Minutes? You're on!!
GET IN MAH BELLAH!!!!
"Um... Sir... Chris Christie was you guest... Not your lunch!.... Sir.... What are you doi.... Oh My God! Noooooooooooo......."
Oh My God! Mike Huckabee just ate Chris Christie!!!!!
"I've seen your posts on that second-rate pornographer's site, and I want you to write a resume for me."
Why yes, I do have a magik slimming potion. It tastes icky, but our wicca members lost a total of 5,090 pounds and 17,602 inches! Or, you could just stop wolfing down the double cheeseburgers and fries at every whistlestop.
Thank you for sharing your articles, I hope you have an interesting and creative new year.
(Man with headset) "Get camera three closer. I think he may be about to feed."
"Congresswoman, me love you long time."
"Let's you and me elope to the Maldives and forget all about the rest of the world."
I used to write term papers but wasn't making enough to live on. Now I'm arranging honeymoon packages. You?
Huck's thawt bubble; "Firm right, firm breasts, firm thighs... mmmmmmm... KFC FOR LUNCH!"
Huck's thawt bubble; "Wonder if she's up for Baskin Robbins?"
Bachman: "Well, the camera does add 10 pounds".
Staffer in backgroun: "My God, how many cameras are on him??"
This'll kill Bachman's chances for president, secretly meeting with Hugo Chavez!
New on Fox on Monday nights, "Huck and the Corn Dog".
"Sorry I sat on you Michele. Good thing Mitt was able to pull you out of my butt crack in time."
"say there fat boy, I'm no longer running - still interested?"
Unelectable Neocon Tool: “Thanks to throwing your Florida support to McCain instead of Romney on ’08, we now enjoy our third year of Obama’s high unemployment, bankrupt Treasury, and an economy on the skids.”
Fat Asshole: “It was my pleasure.”
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