Friday, January 20, 2012

SCOAMF in Wonderland

Weasel Zips via Al 


1. "I think you will all... um... agree that the new... um... White House... is more ... um... suitable to... um... Me and Queen M'Chel."

2. "Every Queen needs a castle... I mean king... king! I'm not gay!"

3. The SCOAMF laments the jobs lost to animatronic robots in the Hall of Presidents.

4. M-I-C... See you in the unemployment line... K-E-Y... Why? Because the media told us we were racists if we didn't vote for the dumbass... S-C-O-A-M-F.

5. It was a busy day for the president, bowing to Prince Charming, bowing to Princess Ariel, bowing to the Wicked Queen from Snow White, bowing to Mufasa, bowing to Jafar...

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"wait, wait - I thought I was to Occupy a Fairy's Tail, not a Fairy Tale.....

Best of Censors Hip
"Mr President, where are are the little people who saved for years & years to visit Disneyland today?"
"Who cares!"

Best of JohnS1959
Announcer: "Mr. Obama, you have just ruined the economy. What will you do next?"
President: "I'm going to Disney World!"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Agent Harris, shoot that damned rat scurrying across my podium again! Kill it NOW!
That was Mickey? Ooops, sorry kids.
You can pardon yourself later.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Uh.... Mr. President. Michelle's butt got stuck in a teacup again."

Best of BananaRepublican
When you wish upon a Czar...

Best of Jack Reacher
"In exchange for giving them Disney World, the Taliban have agreed to make the first Wednesday of each month uncovered-wrist day for women. Ah, that is, in the women's side of the park."

Best of curly
Teleprompter Teleprompter on the mall
Who’s the biggest commie of them all?

Best of Dr. Doom
In other news, a major disaster has occurred resulting in an epic capsizing. The event was caused by a combination of reckless actions, incompetent leadership, unmitigated cowardice and raging denial. Officials indicate it will take years to right the economy...

39 comments:

blue said...

is that M'Chel back there with Mickey?

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"wait, wait - I thought I was to Occupy a Fairy's Tail, not a Fairy Tale.....




Verification Word: tinglin

Censors Hip said...

"Mr President, where are are the little people who saved for years & years to visit Disneyland today?"

"Who cares!"

JohnS1959 said...

Announcer: "Mr. Obama, you have just ruined the economy. What will you do next?"

President: "I'm going to Disney World!"

Shayne said...
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joshua said...

And not a single reporter thought to ask the president if booking Disney World for a private family vacation was a waste of tax payers dollars.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

We're commemorating the grand opening of Disney's Muslim Jihad Pavillion. The sights (stonings) and sounds (suicidal animatrons) are awesome. Sign a liability waiver to feel what it's like to be stoned or beheaded; and whoa... draw a caricature of allah and you're in for the thrill ride of your life!

-OR-

Agent Harris, shoot that damned rat scurrying across my podium again! Kill it NOW!
That was Mickey? Ooops, sorry kids.
You can pardon yourself later.

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Army of Dad said...

Where the, um, uh, white princesses at?

Army of Dad said...

This is the 53rd state!

Army of Dad said...

"And I would like to introduce Congressman Barney Frank...Barney. Someone check 'It's a Small World right now!"

Army of Dad said...

"And the Republicans want to deport the Seven Dwarves!"

Rodney Dill said...

One's a big eared character, that lives in Fantasy land, where reality is out the window, and good intentions are always enough... and the other is a mouse.

Rodney Dill said...

"Uh.... Mr. President. Michelle's butt got stuck in a teacup again."

Rodney Dill said...

Who's in charge of this Mickey Mouse outfit anyway?

Rodney Dill said...

Imagineering a future without Republicans

Rodney Dill said...

Thanks to Cinderella's Castle, Mr. President finally appears with a point.

Rodney Dill said...

In the first Democratic Primary debate.....

Rodney Dill said...

"...At last I've found the perfect place to relocate Gitmo."

Double the U said...

I always thought Mickey Mouse was a cartoon, but I can tell you kids he is REAL, I saw him with my own eyes! (squeal)

BananaRepublican said...

When you wish upon a Czar...

Rodney Dill said...

"Wow... I've really hit the recess appointment mother-lode here."

Rodney Dill said...

"...and I'd especially like to welcome my favorites... The Animaniacs... Uh... Whaddya mean that's Warner Bros. and this is Disney... Guess I pulled a Biden on that one."

Jack Reacher said...

"In exchange for giving them Disney World, the Taliban have agreed to make the first Wednesday of each month uncovered-wrist day for women. Ah, that is, in the women's side of the park."

Jack Reacher said...

The president "returns to the well" where his greatest economic ideas originated.

Rodney Dill said...

Disney announces its next full length animated movie - Barry in Blunderland.

Jack Reacher said...

"Never mind that man shouting from the tower. He's just an ATF agent who got crazy ideas about testifying before Congress. He's been secured for his own good."

Jack Reacher said...

"If you visit Tomorrowland you'll see the 2014 GM lineup. Once we replace America's roads with those track-thingies, a bold new future will be ours!"

trinder said...

Look TOTUS... it's Mickey!

curly said...

Teleprompter Teleprompter on the mall
Who’s the biggest commie of them all?

curly said...

Wow, like Obama really needs to pander to get the Sugar Plum Fairy vote?

curly said...

“…and M’Chell’s getting into Snow White’s face about racial equality as we speak.”

Silhouette said...

"I'm here to promote my new Tourism plan. It will be a great success, like my other plans, as you can see from the huge crowds or tourists behind me." "

Dr. Doom said...

In other news, a major disaster has occurred resulting in an epic capsizing. The event was caused by a combination of reckless actions, incompetent leadership, unmitigated cowardice and raging denial. Officials indicate it will take years to right the economy...

Dr. Doom said...

"Captain Schettino goes to jail and I get to go to Disney World", said Mr. Obama, "God I love Amerikkka... Oops didn't mean to say that."

Kaptain Krude said...

"I'm here to announce that I have reversed my earlier decision. We are now going to route the Kenyan XL pipeline through these very... what? Why is everyone...?" The mic cut off in mid-sentence, Obama could only gape in horror as the Secret Service advanced menacingly on him. The jig was finally up.

dadoctah said...

"Jungle Cruise? Racist. Song of the South? Racist. And don't even get me started on Snow White."

Spineless Vertebrae said...

No, no, no, the kids want to see Goofy the dog!

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