Weasel Zips via Al
1. "I think you will all... um... agree that the new... um... White House... is more ... um... suitable to... um... Me and Queen M'Chel."
2. "Every Queen needs a castle... I mean king... king! I'm not gay!"
3. The SCOAMF laments the jobs lost to animatronic robots in the Hall of Presidents.
4. M-I-C... See you in the unemployment line... K-E-Y... Why? Because the media told us we were racists if we didn't vote for the dumbass... S-C-O-A-M-F.
5. It was a busy day for the president, bowing to Prince Charming, bowing to Princess Ariel, bowing to the Wicked Queen from Snow White, bowing to Mufasa, bowing to Jafar...
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"wait, wait - I thought I was to Occupy a Fairy's Tail, not a Fairy Tale.....
Best of Censors Hip
"Mr President, where are are the little people who saved for years & years to visit Disneyland today?"
Best of JohnS1959
Announcer: "Mr. Obama, you have just ruined the economy. What will you do next?"
President: "I'm going to Disney World!"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Agent Harris, shoot that damned rat scurrying across my podium again! Kill it NOW!
That was Mickey? Ooops, sorry kids.
You can pardon yourself later.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Uh.... Mr. President. Michelle's butt got stuck in a teacup again."
Best of BananaRepublican
When you wish upon a Czar...
Best of Jack Reacher
"In exchange for giving them Disney World, the Taliban have agreed to make the first Wednesday of each month uncovered-wrist day for women. Ah, that is, in the women's side of the park."
Best of curly
Teleprompter Teleprompter on the mall
Who’s the biggest commie of them all?
Best of Dr. Doom
In other news, a major disaster has occurred resulting in an epic capsizing. The event was caused by a combination of reckless actions, incompetent leadership, unmitigated cowardice and raging denial. Officials indicate it will take years to right the economy...