Weasel Zips via Al
1. "I think you will all... um... agree that the new... um... White House... is more ... um... suitable to... um... Me and Queen M'Chel."
2. "Every Queen needs a castle... I mean king... king! I'm not gay!"
3. The SCOAMF laments the jobs lost to animatronic robots in the Hall of Presidents.
4. M-I-C... See you in the unemployment line... K-E-Y... Why? Because the media told us we were racists if we didn't vote for the dumbass... S-C-O-A-M-F.
5. It was a busy day for the president, bowing to Prince Charming, bowing to Princess Ariel, bowing to the Wicked Queen from Snow White, bowing to Mufasa, bowing to Jafar...
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"wait, wait - I thought I was to Occupy a Fairy's Tail, not a Fairy Tale.....
Best of Censors Hip
"Mr President, where are are the little people who saved for years & years to visit Disneyland today?"
"Who cares!"
Best of JohnS1959
Announcer: "Mr. Obama, you have just ruined the economy. What will you do next?"
President: "I'm going to Disney World!"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Agent Harris, shoot that damned rat scurrying across my podium again! Kill it NOW!
That was Mickey? Ooops, sorry kids.
You can pardon yourself later.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Uh.... Mr. President. Michelle's butt got stuck in a teacup again."
Best of BananaRepublican
When you wish upon a Czar...
Best of Jack Reacher
"In exchange for giving them Disney World, the Taliban have agreed to make the first Wednesday of each month uncovered-wrist day for women. Ah, that is, in the women's side of the park."
Best of curly
Teleprompter Teleprompter on the mall
Who’s the biggest commie of them all?
Best of Dr. Doom
In other news, a major disaster has occurred resulting in an epic capsizing. The event was caused by a combination of reckless actions, incompetent leadership, unmitigated cowardice and raging denial. Officials indicate it will take years to right the economy...
39 comments:
is that M'Chel back there with Mickey?
"wait, wait - I thought I was to Occupy a Fairy's Tail, not a Fairy Tale.....
Verification Word: tinglin
"Mr President, where are are the little people who saved for years & years to visit Disneyland today?"
"Who cares!"
Announcer: "Mr. Obama, you have just ruined the economy. What will you do next?"
President: "I'm going to Disney World!"
And not a single reporter thought to ask the president if booking Disney World for a private family vacation was a waste of tax payers dollars.
We're commemorating the grand opening of Disney's Muslim Jihad Pavillion. The sights (stonings) and sounds (suicidal animatrons) are awesome. Sign a liability waiver to feel what it's like to be stoned or beheaded; and whoa... draw a caricature of allah and you're in for the thrill ride of your life!
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Agent Harris, shoot that damned rat scurrying across my podium again! Kill it NOW!
That was Mickey? Ooops, sorry kids.
You can pardon yourself later.
very interesting. as always))
Where the, um, uh, white princesses at?
This is the 53rd state!
"And I would like to introduce Congressman Barney Frank...Barney. Someone check 'It's a Small World right now!"
"And the Republicans want to deport the Seven Dwarves!"
One's a big eared character, that lives in Fantasy land, where reality is out the window, and good intentions are always enough... and the other is a mouse.
"Uh.... Mr. President. Michelle's butt got stuck in a teacup again."
Who's in charge of this Mickey Mouse outfit anyway?
Imagineering a future without Republicans
Thanks to Cinderella's Castle, Mr. President finally appears with a point.
In the first Democratic Primary debate.....
"...At last I've found the perfect place to relocate Gitmo."
I always thought Mickey Mouse was a cartoon, but I can tell you kids he is REAL, I saw him with my own eyes! (squeal)
When you wish upon a Czar...
"Wow... I've really hit the recess appointment mother-lode here."
"...and I'd especially like to welcome my favorites... The Animaniacs... Uh... Whaddya mean that's Warner Bros. and this is Disney... Guess I pulled a Biden on that one."
"In exchange for giving them Disney World, the Taliban have agreed to make the first Wednesday of each month uncovered-wrist day for women. Ah, that is, in the women's side of the park."
The president "returns to the well" where his greatest economic ideas originated.
Disney announces its next full length animated movie - Barry in Blunderland.
"Never mind that man shouting from the tower. He's just an ATF agent who got crazy ideas about testifying before Congress. He's been secured for his own good."
"If you visit Tomorrowland you'll see the 2014 GM lineup. Once we replace America's roads with those track-thingies, a bold new future will be ours!"
Look TOTUS... it's Mickey!
Teleprompter Teleprompter on the mall
Who’s the biggest commie of them all?
Wow, like Obama really needs to pander to get the Sugar Plum Fairy vote?
“…and M’Chell’s getting into Snow White’s face about racial equality as we speak.”
"I'm here to promote my new Tourism plan. It will be a great success, like my other plans, as you can see from the huge crowds or tourists behind me." "
In other news, a major disaster has occurred resulting in an epic capsizing. The event was caused by a combination of reckless actions, incompetent leadership, unmitigated cowardice and raging denial. Officials indicate it will take years to right the economy...
"Captain Schettino goes to jail and I get to go to Disney World", said Mr. Obama, "God I love Amerikkka... Oops didn't mean to say that."
"I'm here to announce that I have reversed my earlier decision. We are now going to route the Kenyan XL pipeline through these very... what? Why is everyone...?" The mic cut off in mid-sentence, Obama could only gape in horror as the Secret Service advanced menacingly on him. The jig was finally up.
"Jungle Cruise? Racist. Song of the South? Racist. And don't even get me started on Snow White."
No, no, no, the kids want to see Goofy the dog!
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