Saturday, January 14, 2012

Saturday Awkward Wrestling Photos


1. "Dude! I do not want to look at your PA!"

2. "Dude! I do not want to look at the hickey Army of Mom gave you!"

3. "Dude! It's called Deodorant. D-E-O-D-O-R-A-N-T. Look into it."

4. "Dude! That was a wicked queef. Wait! Dudes don't queef!"

5. "Dude! I do not want to look at your conjoined fetal twin."

Best of prince of leaves
Even at an early age, Justin's wandering eye was a problem for his partner-of-the-moment.

Best of Dr. Doom
"Stop it Billy", cried Bobby, "There is no such hold as a Half-Johnson"

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Sorry dude, that little squishy thing I just felt under my knee waasn't your, um.....?"

- Oiao

Passionate Conservative said...

Missionary? WTF you mean Missionary?????

Anonymous said...

Dude! Put a wrap around that monkey before we go!

jj said...

The entertainment at Jerry Sandusky's house parties should have been an indication that there were problems very early on...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Coach Frensil's Annual Teach to the Test Proficiency Report: We finally taught the retards how to put the Swiffer Duster® hats on, but it's easier to herd cats than to get these kids to slide their heads along the floor in a straight line.

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"Thanks Technology!"
At high school reunions for decades to come and on wider and wider screens, Timmy's pals would replay the slo-motion video of him starring intently at Billy's butt.

prince of leaves said...

"Hey, get your hand out of my shorts -- rugby starts *next* month!"

prince of leaves said...

Even at an early age, Justin's wandering eye was a problem for his partner-of-the-moment.

Dr. Doom said...

"Stop it Billy", cried Bobby, "There is no such hold as a Half-Johnson"

GregMan said...

Having been banned for life from the sport he loved, Jerry Sandusky was able to find some measure of fulfillment coaching high school wrestling.

GregMan said...

"Wow, all those CapThis captions were right about band camp."

dub said...

Greg beat John by using a full nelson into a pin move.

Carl beat Frank by using a suplex move into a leveraged pin move.

Timmy just kneed Joe in the balls until he quit.

Anonymous said...

Occupy Key West takes traction.

Vinneh