Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Random Brigade Filler


1. Lindsey Lohan violates her probation again.

2. "All right, good test run. Now, let's run over some OWS hippies."

3. Ah, finally a vehicle suitable to the rigors of commuting in Detroit, Oakland, or Baltimore.

4. "Oh, Toonces, you incorrigible feline!"

5. The Most Interesting Man in the World Says, "I don't often commit DUI's, but when I do, I use an armored personnel carrier."

Best of Rodney Dill
Rick Santorum demonstrates parallel parking.... on Newt's car.

Best of Rodney Dill
Even Ralph Nader concurred, it was safe at any speed.

Best of Mephiis
Mitt remembered the funny helmet and the bunny suit of previous candidates and declared No Thanks.

Best of Rodney Dill
Newt Gingrich arrives at the next GOP debate.

Best of jj
THE LIONS MADE THE PLAYOFFS.....THE LIONS MADE THE PLAYOFFS....THE LIONS MADE THE PLAYOFFS! What? They already lost???

Best of JohnS1959
A perfect metaphor for Newt's handling of the press...

Best of Jack Reacher
Stop! Stop! That car is full of valuable term papers!

Best of Dactyl
Okay, I'll take a grande double mocha macchiato with an extra shot and a dash of vanilla, but no whipped cream. And make it fast, willya? I'm double parked.

Best of VInneh
Sometimes General Patton could be a real asshole.

28 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Rick Santorum demonstrates parallel parking.... on Newt's car.

Rodney Dill said...

Even Ralph Nader concurred, it was safe at any speed.

Rodney Dill said...

Drive Defensively

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Tow Away Zones? We don't need no steenking Tow Away Zones!

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Oh yeah, just once I'd like to be riding in this when a smart ass state trooper tries to flag me over!

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Now all grown up, Tim "the Toolman" Taylor's son proves the nut doesn't fall too far from the tree.

write an term paper said...

Very interesting post. Thanks a lot for it.

Mephiis said...

Mitt remembered the funny helmet and the bunny suit of previous candidates and declared No Thanks.

Rodney Dill said...

Newt Gingrich arrives at the next GOP debate.

Rodney Dill said...

(Brian Williams in car, Mitt Romney in RV.)
Brian: "Mitt, Even though you gave us your returns as asked, are you going to continue to dance like a marionette on a string every time we flagellate you about your income and tax rate."

mpur said...

Mitt takes his vengeance on South Carolina.

Submariner said...

After South Carolina, Mittens decides to get tough with Newt...

Submariner said...

After last year's debacle, Herbie wasn't taking any chances in 2012 at Walmart's Black Friday sale.

Submariner said...

CAUTION: Objects under drive wheels may be shorter than they appear...

Submariner said...

no, No, NO! Gary;
Proper "redistribution of wealth" would have been to give that Benz to an Atlanta welfare mother of 8...

Submariner said...

AP Photo Caption:
Mitt conducts excessive wealth coverup attempt; fails to apologize for being successful.

samedayessay said...

wow... cool! Thanks!

jj said...

THE LIONS MADE THE PLAYOFFS.....THE LIONS MADE THE PLAYOFFS....THE LIONS MADE THE PLAYOFFS! What? They already lost???

dadoctah said...

Every election year has what we like to think of as its "Dukakis moment".

JohnS1959 said...

A perfect metaphor for Newt's handling of the press...

JohnS1959 said...

This would be a perfect metaphor for Barak's handling of the economy if the APC was Canadian and the car was licensed to the Israeli Embassy...

Jack Reacher said...

Dave no longer fears parking next to a Chevy Volt.

Jack Reacher said...

Crowds outside Old Navy no longer intimidate Dawn and her driver.

Jack Reacher said...

Stop! Stop! That car is full of valuable term papers!

Kaptain Krude said...

Man, I wish my school principal had been this cool!

cruise in maldives said...

This is so cool..thanks so much for the pic. Love it!

Artfldgr said...

IF this were a Volvo...

Dactyl said...

Okay, I'll take a grande double mocha macchiato with an extra shot and a dash of vanilla, but no whipped cream. And make it fast, willya? I'm double parked.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes General Patton could be a real asshole.

Vinneh

Rodney Dill said...

"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges."