Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Priuses Now 40% Gheyer



Best of Army of Dad
ORA: Ace and Gary get a new ride when SNL brings back the Ambiguously Gay Duo.

Best of Rodney Dill
Natural predator to the Volvo

Best of curly
“With interior front and side airbags and an external teabag in the back, the new 2012 Prius is the safest hybrid on the market.”

Best of Rodney Dill
..and this little baby only takes 10,000 D-Cells.

Best of Steve O
It's a battery operated device. We get it. It's for women and gay men. Yes, we know.
Remember when advertising was more subtle?

Best of Dactyl
She may not look like much but she'll make point-five past light speed.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
MotorTrend magazine nicknamed it "The Boner"

Best of Passionate Conservative
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!

Best of Matt the K
What hump???

Best of Matt the K
In and ill-advised move, Toyota Motors partners with Ford to market the Prius Probe?

Best of Spin
Enzyte™ finally buys Bob a company car.

Best of Submariner
Nothin' ta be seein' here; jist a Folsom Street Fair Float. Please ta me movin' along, now...

31 comments:

Army of Dad said...

ORA: Ace and Gary get a new ride when SNL brings back the Ambiguously Gay Duo.

curly said...

The new TSA pat downs are even more intrusive than ever.

curly said...

Ford reveals the actual Prius used in ads boating that their cars “get better mileage than a Prius”.

curly said...

While a huge money maker for the dealers, the new rust prevention coating option on the new Prius proved unpopular with consumers.

Anonymous said...

M'Chel finally found a battery operated device that was big enough to satisfy her.

Rodney Dill said...

Natural predator to the Volvo

curly said...

“With interior front and side airbags and an external teabag in the back, the new 2012 Prius is the safest hybrid on the market.”

Anonymous said...

You don't want to see the trunk emblem.

........arf

Rodney Dill said...

..and this little baby only takes 10,000 D-Cells.

jj said...

Rosie O'Donnell will ride this thing just like Maj. 'King' Kong... only louder!

dadoctah said...

Ang Lee tackles the Shatner Twilight Zone episode: "there's...some...*thing*...on...the wing!"

Steve O said...

Prius. Appealing to men who like other men.

Steve O said...

It's a battery operated device. We get it. It's for women and gay men. Yes, we know.

Remember when advertising was more subtle?

Dactyl said...

She may not look like much but she'll make point-five past light speed.

Dr. Doom said...

Style package 69 was a huge seller in San Francisco...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Alice rented one and parked it in her driveway as a way of telling the neighbors that Edward was finally taking Viagra.

-OR-

NHTSA rear-end collision statistics later showed that-
a) gheys were most likely to be involved
b) men automatically wince and grab their crotch when they see this car back into a concrete wall
c) feminists hate it but begrudingly accepted that the roof vagina model was unstable at high speeds.

-OR-

The vehicle gets much poorer gas mileage in cold northern states due to SHRINKAGE.

-OR-

MotorTrend magazine nicknamed it "The Boner"

Passionate Conservative said...

Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Consumer Reports gave a poor rating to Ford's new safety airbag, saying that protection from falling iron girders was just not needed unless you were Tim The Toolman Taylor.

Matt the K said...

What hump???

Matt the K said...

In and ill-advised move, Toyota Motors partners with Ford to market the Prius Probe?

Matt the K said...

Prius???--he didn't even KNOW us!!!

Matt the K said...

Business up front, party in the back.

Spin said...

Enzyte™ finally buys Bob a company car.

prince of leaves said...

"...and if the batteries hadn't been charged up, damn, that roc would have eaten us for sure!"

Mr. Right said...

SWM seeks same. Must drive Chevy Volt with hatchback and/or moon-roof!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Oscar Meyer weinermobile goes green!

-OR-

Anthony Weiner found a new job as a Prius spokesmodel.

-OR-

Marsha! There are cops here asking for you!
Police easily tracked down the woman who backed into a statue of Michelangelo's David and then left the scene.

Submariner said...

Nothin' ta be seein' here; jist a Folsom Street Fair Float. Please ta me movin' along, now...

Submariner said...

George decided to end Kong's unique way of pushing around his "life sized Hot Wheels' and bought an industrial Husqvarna. He toted his bloodless trophy for weeks...

Submariner said...

ORA

When did Xaviera Hollander upgrade to a hybrid?

Rodney Dill said...

I sure hope heavy duty wipers were installed.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

RECALL NOTICE: New Prius Priapism top-mounted recharging plugs encounter resistance from garage ceiling docking sockets that fail to engage without extra foreplay.

-OR-

This just in to the WTNU Traffic Center: Pennsylvania Turnpike, westbound @ mile marker 93. multi-car accident, drivers hydroplaning on slippery road spill just past the new Victoria Secret's bikini billboard.