Best of Army of Dad
ORA: Ace and Gary get a new ride when SNL brings back the Ambiguously Gay Duo.
Best of Rodney Dill
Natural predator to the Volvo
Best of curly
“With interior front and side airbags and an external teabag in the back, the new 2012 Prius is the safest hybrid on the market.”
Best of Rodney Dill
..and this little baby only takes 10,000 D-Cells.
Best of Steve O
It's a battery operated device. We get it. It's for women and gay men. Yes, we know.
Remember when advertising was more subtle?
Best of Dactyl
She may not look like much but she'll make point-five past light speed.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
MotorTrend magazine nicknamed it "The Boner"
Best of Passionate Conservative
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!
Best of Matt the K
What hump???
Best of Matt the K
In and ill-advised move, Toyota Motors partners with Ford to market the Prius Probe?
Best of Spin
Enzyte™ finally buys Bob a company car.
Best of Submariner
Nothin' ta be seein' here; jist a Folsom Street Fair Float. Please ta me movin' along, now...
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ORA: Ace and Gary get a new ride when SNL brings back the Ambiguously Gay Duo.
The new TSA pat downs are even more intrusive than ever.
Ford reveals the actual Prius used in ads boating that their cars “get better mileage than a Prius”.
While a huge money maker for the dealers, the new rust prevention coating option on the new Prius proved unpopular with consumers.
M'Chel finally found a battery operated device that was big enough to satisfy her.
Natural predator to the Volvo
“With interior front and side airbags and an external teabag in the back, the new 2012 Prius is the safest hybrid on the market.”
You don't want to see the trunk emblem.
........arf
..and this little baby only takes 10,000 D-Cells.
Rosie O'Donnell will ride this thing just like Maj. 'King' Kong... only louder!
Ang Lee tackles the Shatner Twilight Zone episode: "there's...some...*thing*...on...the wing!"
Prius. Appealing to men who like other men.
It's a battery operated device. We get it. It's for women and gay men. Yes, we know.
Remember when advertising was more subtle?
She may not look like much but she'll make point-five past light speed.
Style package 69 was a huge seller in San Francisco...
Alice rented one and parked it in her driveway as a way of telling the neighbors that Edward was finally taking Viagra.
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NHTSA rear-end collision statistics later showed that-
a) gheys were most likely to be involved
b) men automatically wince and grab their crotch when they see this car back into a concrete wall
c) feminists hate it but begrudingly accepted that the roof vagina model was unstable at high speeds.
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The vehicle gets much poorer gas mileage in cold northern states due to SHRINKAGE.
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MotorTrend magazine nicknamed it "The Boner"
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!
Consumer Reports gave a poor rating to Ford's new safety airbag, saying that protection from falling iron girders was just not needed unless you were Tim The Toolman Taylor.
What hump???
In and ill-advised move, Toyota Motors partners with Ford to market the Prius Probe?
Prius???--he didn't even KNOW us!!!
Business up front, party in the back.
Enzyte™ finally buys Bob a company car.
"...and if the batteries hadn't been charged up, damn, that roc would have eaten us for sure!"
SWM seeks same. Must drive Chevy Volt with hatchback and/or moon-roof!
The Oscar Meyer weinermobile goes green!
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Anthony Weiner found a new job as a Prius spokesmodel.
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Marsha! There are cops here asking for you!
Police easily tracked down the woman who backed into a statue of Michelangelo's David and then left the scene.
Nothin' ta be seein' here; jist a Folsom Street Fair Float. Please ta me movin' along, now...
George decided to end Kong's unique way of pushing around his "life sized Hot Wheels' and bought an industrial Husqvarna. He toted his bloodless trophy for weeks...
ORA
When did Xaviera Hollander upgrade to a hybrid?
I sure hope heavy duty wipers were installed.
RECALL NOTICE: New Prius Priapism top-mounted recharging plugs encounter resistance from garage ceiling docking sockets that fail to engage without extra foreplay.
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This just in to the WTNU Traffic Center: Pennsylvania Turnpike, westbound @ mile marker 93. multi-car accident, drivers hydroplaning on slippery road spill just past the new Victoria Secret's bikini billboard.
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