Monday, January 23, 2012

Press Button to Start Air Flow

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1. 'Ow to speak Orstralian: "Wind Instrument."

2."Just a little more, just get your heads right up inside there and you'll be ready to re-elect Obama."

3. "And when you finish with this auto-cunnilingus course, you will never need a man again."

4. Michael Chiklis had a sexual addiction every bit as bad as Charlie Sheen's but nobody cared.

5. "OK, well, that should wrap up remedial Muslim prayer class for this week."

Best of Army of Dad
With their TSA rub down screening finished the ladies get ready to fit themselves into the new coach class.

Best of Army of Dad
Taking a cue from the dog training world, the catholic church tries rubbing their noses in it to stop masturbation.

Best of curly
French Special Forces women learn the proper way to surrender.

Best of rodney dill
"...and you can put your research papers where the sun don't ever shine."

Best of Capt. Queeg
Butt Closures. UR DOIN IT WRONG.

Best of jj
Rescued former obama supporters are taught the proper way to remove their heads from their asses.

Best of Steve O
Something tells me you can stay after PE class for extra credit

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Famed Wilderness Expert Sam Dinsmore teaches a group of young Liberal Arts majors how to survive a bear attack: Okay, class... now the trick is to roll up in a tight ball and let me, um, the bear fondle and caress your hiney without farting.

Best of Submariner
State Department Intern Training prided itself on its 73% voluntary dropout rate...

43 comments:

Passionate Conservative said...

"I call this move 'picking up a six-pack.'"

Adriane said...

The day Bollywood finally discovered how to market yoga porn to western audiences ...

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Army of Dad said...

With their TSA rub down screening finished the ladies get ready to fit themselves into the new coach class.

Army of Dad said...

Ladies, just get a mask and hose to sniff your own farts!

Army of Dad said...

Taking a cue from the dog training world, the catholic church tries rubbing their noses in it to stop masturbation.

wv:shove

Army of Dad said...

Newt auditions candidates to be his next wife.

Army of Dad said...

How Bill Clinton eats a Reeses.

Army of Dad said...

Is this the 'downward facing kitty'?

curly said...

The new TSA pat downs are even more intrusive than ever.

curly said...

French Special Forces women learn the proper way to surrender.

rodney dill said...

The Charlie Sheen class on how to pick up women: Like a Six-Pack

rodney dill said...

@Passionate Conservative: I quick did my caption, then read through and saw yours. GMTA.

rodney dill said...

"Wrecked 'em? Damn near killed 'em.:

rodney dill said...

"...and you can put your research papers where the sun don't ever shine."

rodney dill said...

...and now Mr. Weber will demonstrate how to pick up a 7-10 split.

Capt. Queeg said...

Butt Closures. UR DOIN IT WRONG.

Anonymous said...

Basic training for President Obama's new Droideka Division.

Part of the Administrations' new military reforms.

..........arf

jj said...

Under obamacare, intakes and exhausts will be examined at the same time.

WV:aingurag...yea, its the red one...

jj said...

Rescued former supporters are taught the proper way to remove their heads from their asses.

jj said...

Correction...

Rescued former obama supporters are taught the proper way to remove their heads from their asses.

Kaptain Krude said...

Some jobs you have to work at, and some jobs you just plain enjoy.

dadoctah said...

Coach Larry, inspired by a trained seal he once saw at Sea World, prepares for his big shot on America's Got Talent.

Steve O said...

Something tells me you can stay after PE class for extra credit.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Famed Wilderness Expert Sam Dinsmore teaches a group of young Liberal Arts majors how to survive a bear attack: Okay, class... now the trick is to roll up in a tight ball and let me, um, the bear fondle and caress your hiney without farting.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Bad Touch
They say a picture is worth 1000 words... and $100,000 in a successful lawsuit.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"Beyond a reasonable doubt"
Your honor, my client was only checking for vestigial tailbones. Well - ahem - yeah, I guess you could call him a coccyx-er."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Mitt Romney offers up his best idea to help the unemployed find jobs... "Meh, let them be 10-pin bowling ball replacements, what do I care? Now, let's fly to Bermuda in my private jet and par-tay! Another round of champagne for these fine Florida delegates!"

Anonymous said...

I see coaches six fingers an two thumbs.......
-or-
I've heard of fantasy football,
but fantasy bowling?
-or-
That is the frefered method of
helping ones self up off the floor.
-or-
"I still hear an echo...you two wait here, I'll go check the grey
sweatpants."

Dr. Doom said...

Liberals begin the long preparations and elaborate stretching exercises that will be required to 'rub their noses in it' after the elections...

Passionate Conservative said...

Nancy: "Then place your palm down across the taint."

Charles: "What's taint?"

Nancy: "Tain't pussy, and tain't ass.

Matt the K said...

Bowling for Hindus.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Sorry ladies, but the restroom was out of paper towels."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Faced with imminent destruction of planet Earth, France was first to accede to the giant aliens' whimsical demands to deliver unto them a bunch of human bookends for use in the mothership's library.

Submariner said...

Everything was going well until Gerry started singing "This little Willie got some..."

Submariner said...

State Department Intern Training prided itself on its 73% voluntary dropout rate...

Submariner said...

"The force is strong in this one. Ready, she soon will be..."

The girls hated the day Coach announced it was going to be "Star Wars Movie Night."

dadoctah said...

After "right foot blue, left hand red", students who show promise move on to *advanced* Twister.

curly said...

I love the smell of queefs in the morning.

Artfldgr said...

So that's why they worked so hard to become expert at yoga...

Artfldgr said...

Charlotte and Jesse always thought it strange that Raymond their sugar daddy would come to their yoga classes, he never tries to do yoga...