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1. The Tea Party, as envisioned by the editorial board of the New York Times.
2. Venture Capitalists, as imagined by Newt Gingrich and Rick Perry.
3.Minnesota Vikings fans... as envisioned by Minnesota Vikings Fans.
4."Where de Anglo-Saxon women at?"
5. Viking raiding parties were the last shallow gasps of the Hipster Movement.
Best of GregMan
What happened when those kids wouldn't get off Hrothgar's lawn.
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Meet the proponents of even stronger Patriot Act laws.
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Mr. Romney, the press is here for your interview.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Ya der hey"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Liberal answer to the Tea Party: The Thor Losers.
Best of prince of leaves
Occupy Trondheim came to a bloody end when Fairhair sent his soldiers in to disperse the squatters and send the survivors packing for Iceland.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"The wrong one is leaving!" The Katherine Willows Fan Club storms the set of CSI, and there isn't a Justin Beiber in sight.
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Freebird!!!
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What's in your wallet?
ORA:
Mongol General: "Hao! Dai ye! We won again! This is good, but what is best in life?"
Mongol: "The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair."
Mongol General: "Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?"
Conan: "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."
Mongol General: "That is good! That is good."
-Oiao
What happened when those kids wouldn't get off Hrothgar's lawn.
Those vikings would probably all be in better moods if they pulled those flaming sticks out of their skulls.
Appalingly Obvious CapThis Post #2,746: "Serenity Now!"
Where will you be when your laxatives kick in?
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PBS documentary of the one-percent's hostile takeover of another once successful private company.
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Fat cat bankers suit up and head off to foreclose on another middleclass home.
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Meet the proponents of even stronger Patriot Act laws.
Too many people take Dungeons and Dragons too seriously.
It's 2012; is that occupy s*** still going on?
Mr. Romney, the press is here for your interview.
The Occupy Sturgis rally was a dismal failure...
Even after the 2012 apocalypse, the Oakland Raiders still have their fans.... Which just goes to show, cockroaches can survive just about anything!
Folsom street fair 2012 dry run...
Victoria Secret's launch of a new line for men didn't go over half as well as marketing thought it would
Pover to der veeple!!! Juan Harimginnaar was quoted as saying...
"Where da lutefisk at?"
"The Vacate the Occupy Wallstreet movement, met the Occupy Wallstreet movement head on."
"WTF if Westby, Wisconsin?"
"Ya der hey"
Ragnorak and Roll
Burning Man ... Ur doin it rong.
Liberal answer to the Tea Party: The Thor Losers.
Norse to Alaska
After the Broncos win the Super Bowl we are restarting the Crusades. Who's with us?
ORA: "Impeach Hardrada!"
Occupy Trondheim came to a bloody end when Fairhair sent his soldiers in to disperse the squatters and send the survivors packing for Iceland.
Nice to see those Icelanders are finally recovering from their banking crisis.
"The wrong one is leaving!" The Katherine Willows Fan Club storms the set of CSI, and there isn't a Justin Beiber in sight.
Anti-OWS sentiments expressed on V-the-K's politically incorrect site were traced to a maurading band of holier than thou super pac bankers who were finally exposed in this Reuters photo.
@Kaptain - Never really liked Marg, but then after being spoiled by the intelligent yet super hot eye candy on NCSI (Sasha Alexander) and CSI Miami (Emily Procter), who could really blame me?
Thanks to demands made by Dwarf Union Local #47, the Lollipop Kids in the remake of The Wizard of Oz were about as much fun as the orcs in Lord of the Rings.
Facts You Didn't Know, a James Burke/BBC production:
The whole Viking plunder and pillage era ended overnight when Igor Mvarguld perfected the water cannon.
It's this way, men! was the last anyone heard from the Viking Warlord Who Wouldn't Stop and Ask for Directions.
"HEY-HEY! HO-HO! The crossbow has got to go!" That ridiculous chat has been around longer than you think.
Captain This regulars gather to demand more "best ofs."
V the K minions knocking on
essay writers doors.
A-ah-ahh-ah, ah-ah-ahh-ah
We come from the land of the ice and snow
from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands
To fight the horde and sing and cry, Valhalla, I am coming
"Bring out your dead...and your Obama supporters."
Freebird!!!
"Mjollnir? I don't even know her."
(I know, too late)
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