Friday, January 13, 2012

The Pillage People

Schneider


1. The Tea Party, as envisioned by the editorial board of the New York Times.

2. Venture Capitalists, as imagined by Newt Gingrich and Rick Perry.

3.Minnesota Vikings fans... as envisioned by Minnesota Vikings Fans.

4."Where de Anglo-Saxon women at?"

5. Viking raiding parties were the last shallow gasps of the Hipster Movement.


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39 comments:

Spineless Vertebrae said...

What's in your wallet?

Anonymous said...

ORA:
Mongol General: "Hao! Dai ye! We won again! This is good, but what is best in life?"

Mongol: "The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair."

Mongol General: "Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?"

Conan: "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."

Mongol General: "That is good! That is good."

-Oiao

GregMan said...

What happened when those kids wouldn't get off Hrothgar's lawn.

GregMan said...

Those vikings would probably all be in better moods if they pulled those flaming sticks out of their skulls.

GregMan said...

Appalingly Obvious CapThis Post #2,746: "Serenity Now!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Where will you be when your laxatives kick in?

-OR-

PBS documentary of the one-percent's hostile takeover of another once successful private company.

-OR-

Fat cat bankers suit up and head off to foreclose on another middleclass home.

-OR-

Meet the proponents of even stronger Patriot Act laws.

Passionate Conservative said...

Too many people take Dungeons and Dragons too seriously.

Jack Reacher said...

It's 2012; is that occupy s*** still going on?

Jack Reacher said...

Mr. Romney, the press is here for your interview.

Dr. Doom said...

The Occupy Sturgis rally was a dismal failure...

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

Even after the 2012 apocalypse, the Oakland Raiders still have their fans.... Which just goes to show, cockroaches can survive just about anything!

Artfldgr said...

Folsom street fair 2012 dry run...

Artfldgr said...

Victoria Secret's launch of a new line for men didn't go over half as well as marketing thought it would

Artfldgr said...

Pover to der veeple!!! Juan Harimginnaar was quoted as saying...

Rodney Dill said...

"Where da lutefisk at?"

Rodney Dill said...

"The Vacate the Occupy Wallstreet movement, met the Occupy Wallstreet movement head on."

Rodney Dill said...

"WTF if Westby, Wisconsin?"

Rodney Dill said...

"Ya der hey"

Rodney Dill said...

Ragnorak and Roll

Rodney Dill said...

Burning Man ... Ur doin it rong.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Liberal answer to the Tea Party: The Thor Losers.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Norse to Alaska

caption obvious said...

After the Broncos win the Super Bowl we are restarting the Crusades. Who's with us?

prince of leaves said...

ORA: "Impeach Hardrada!"

prince of leaves said...

Occupy Trondheim came to a bloody end when Fairhair sent his soldiers in to disperse the squatters and send the survivors packing for Iceland.

prince of leaves said...

Nice to see those Icelanders are finally recovering from their banking crisis.

Kaptain Krude said...

"The wrong one is leaving!" The Katherine Willows Fan Club storms the set of CSI, and there isn't a Justin Beiber in sight.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Anti-OWS sentiments expressed on V-the-K's politically incorrect site were traced to a maurading band of holier than thou super pac bankers who were finally exposed in this Reuters photo.


@Kaptain - Never really liked Marg, but then after being spoiled by the intelligent yet super hot eye candy on NCSI (Sasha Alexander) and CSI Miami (Emily Procter), who could really blame me?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Thanks to demands made by Dwarf Union Local #47, the Lollipop Kids in the remake of The Wizard of Oz were about as much fun as the orcs in Lord of the Rings.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Facts You Didn't Know, a James Burke/BBC production:
The whole Viking plunder and pillage era ended overnight when Igor Mvarguld perfected the water cannon.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

It's this way, men! was the last anyone heard from the Viking Warlord Who Wouldn't Stop and Ask for Directions.

Double the U said...

"HEY-HEY! HO-HO! The crossbow has got to go!" That ridiculous chat has been around longer than you think.

Jack Reacher said...

Captain This regulars gather to demand more "best ofs."

Anonymous said...

V the K minions knocking on
essay writers doors.

blue said...

A-ah-ahh-ah, ah-ah-ahh-ah
We come from the land of the ice and snow
from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow

The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands
To fight the horde and sing and cry, Valhalla, I am coming

curly said...

"Bring out your dead...and your Obama supporters."

dadoctah said...

Freebird!!!

Rodney Dill said...

"Mjollnir? I don't even know her."

(I know, too late)