1. "I agree, Chelsea, sending you to cover the Westminster Dog Show was just cruel."
2. "We'd like to welcome you to NBC with the gift of this shiny, red water dish."
3. "Thank you for those holiday cooking tips, Chelsea. Who knew your mother was so adept with a turkey baster?"
4. "So, Chelsea, do you think your mom would iron my shirt?"
5. "These modern family arrangements confuse me. If Huma is married to Anthony Weiner, that makes him your, what? Uncle? Step-dad-in-law?"
Best of blue
"Ah, c'mon - your dad says it's not sex!"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
I'm a serious journalist, so seriously... panties or thongs?
Best of culy
“So in the new movie ‘Mr. Ed Gets Married’, you play the young Mrs. Ed while Sarah Jessica Parker plays the older Mrs. Ed?”
Threadwinner: prince of leaves
"Sit up! Good girl! Treat!"
Best of Whacko
"No, Chelsea, those lights behind you aren't real. This studio is in the basement."
Best of Rodney Dill
"Actually I think you have a face for Online-writing-jobs."
Best of curly
“I’d offer you snack, but our last guest, Governor Fuckabee, ate all peanuts in the red bowl over there.”
Best of Dr. Doom
Yeah right - journalism is to profession as prostitute is to therapist...
Best of GregMan
"Chelsea, if you don't get off the furniture I'm going to spray you in the nose with the water pistol again!"
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"I think as you continue to cover John Kerry, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Prince Charles, comments about your huge honker will start to subside."
that is a cool post! i liked it! really good job!
Chelsea, you are pleasant to talk to, you must take after your father.
"ah, com'on - your dad says it's not sex!"
I'm a serious journalist, so seriously... panties or thongs?
ORA
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Since the stigma of your dad's abysmal behavior as a lying adulterer will always taint the Clinton name, how do you handle it?
Easy, I just look at my mother's abysmal behavior as a representative of the US and figure that sorta balances everything out.
Ah, there's that Clinton logic I've heard so much about.
What Chelsea, no blue dress?
“So in the new movie ‘Mr. Ed Gets Married’, you play the young Mrs. Ed while Sarah Jessica Parker plays the older Mrs. Ed?”
“…and so like your Mother, you won’t wear a mini-skirt because your balls keep popping out?”
"Sit up! Good girl! Treat!"
"No, Chelsea, those lights behind you aren't real. This studio is in the basement."
"Do you believe the Secret Service code name given to you while at the White House, "Banana Nose," will have any lasting effect on your psyche?"
"Actually I think you have a face for Online-writing-jobs."
"No... I asked if you were a cunning linguist?"
The space aliens look real, but a red flying saucer? Really?
“I’d offer you snack, but our last guest, Governor Fuckabee, ate all peanuts in the red bowl over there.”
Yeah right - journalism is to profession as prostitute is to therapist...
"So, Chelsea, who is that old white guy with the blue tie kissing you in that picture?"
"Chelsea, if you don't get off the furniture I'm going to spray you in the nose with the water pistol again!"
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