Friday, January 06, 2012
Now Do It Backwards
1. "Dammit, Spitzer! You done gone and broke my whore!"
2. "A few more contortions and I'll be ready to defend Obama's policies on MSDNC."
3. "And now, my impression of Mitt Romney's position on health care!"
4."Dammit, you stupid whore! That's a domestic beer!" huffed the Man Who Was Never Satisfied.
5. OMG! Are those Legos on the floor? F-ck Yeah!
Best of Censors Hip
With M'Chel on yet another vacation, Cindy welcomed Barrack to the oval office with the only thing she had that he would be interested in.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Terri's flexibility was the envy of all the other Hooters waitresses.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that ... and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do ...
Best of GregMan
Even after Angie's tragic spinal injury, Gino was able to find a job for her as a waitress at the strip club.
Best of curly
“These new implants sure are heavy!”
Best of jj
The local pub in Washington DC went through a lot of barmaids when they wore out their lady parts after opening a six-pack or two.