Friday, January 06, 2012

Now Do It Backwards


1. "Dammit, Spitzer! You done gone and broke my whore!"

2. "A few more contortions and I'll be ready to defend Obama's policies on MSDNC."

3. "And now, my impression of Mitt Romney's position on health care!"

4."Dammit, you stupid whore! That's a domestic beer!" huffed the Man Who Was Never Satisfied.

5. OMG! Are those Legos on the floor? F-ck Yeah!

Best of Censors Hip
With M'Chel on yet another vacation, Cindy welcomed Barrack to the oval office with the only thing she had that he would be interested in.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Terri's flexibility was the envy of all the other Hooters waitresses.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
ORA:
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that ... and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do ...

Best of GregMan
Even after Angie's tragic spinal injury, Gino was able to find a job for her as a waitress at the strip club.

Best of curly
“These new implants sure are heavy!”

Best of jj
The local pub in Washington DC went through a lot of barmaids when they wore out their lady parts after opening a six-pack or two.

22 comments:

Censors Hip said...

With M'Chel on yet another vacation, Cindy welcomed Barrack to the oval office with the only thing she had that he would be interested in.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

That photo's gotta be over 10 years old now, but I never get tired of seeing it... finally noticed the beer on her can a couple years ago.

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That's my kind of serving wench.

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Terri's flexibility was the envy of all the other Hooters waitresses.

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The babysitter said, "Oh hi, Mr. Thomas, your wife said if you got home before her, you'd pay me for my services."
Mr. Thomas is now paying alimony and child support... but with a smile on his face.

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA:
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that ... and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do ...

Anonymous said...

Beer? What beer?

GregMan said...

Even after Angie's tragic spinal injury, Gino was able to find a job for her as a waitress at the strip club.

GregMan said...

Dave never got tired of pulling the "your shoelaces are untied" joke on Debbie.

dub said...

She tried it backwards once, but accidentally swallowed the beer bottle.

dub said...

No, there is NO WAY you can do that in a Prius.

Rodney Dill said...

Bend and... SNAP!!

prince of leaves said...

Toshiba's convertable laptop/tablet technology flopped thanks to the iPad, but it was a sensation when applied to their domestic fembot line.

Rodney Dill said...

Liquor? I don't even know her.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Like many females, Trixi communicates dissatisfaction via subtle hints. Here, she's calling Ralph a spineless alcoholic. Not surprisingly, he's going to misinterpret it.

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Welcome home, darling! I was discussing your little ED problem with the girls on the PTA and they suggested... OOOOH! It works!

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Bill likes his beer with pretzels.

Steve O said...

Just because you've got your own head shoved up your own arse doesn't mean that what SHE'S doing is easy.

curly said...

Irish foreplay.

curly said...

Why women become lesbians reason #457: It’s easier to satisfy a woman.

curly said...

In the campy porn version of James Bond/007, ‘shaken not stirred’ became ‘bent not broken’.

curly said...

The Boomerang Whore left Joe with the gift that keeps on giving: herpes simplex II.

curly said...

Crisis ensues when the drunken Joe decides to use whatever’s handy as a bottle opener.

curly said...

“These new implants sure are heavy!”

jj said...

The local pub in Washington DC went through a lot of barmaids when they wore out their lady parts after opening a six-pack or two.

jj said...

The San Francisco Police Department's anti drinking and driving campaign was a huge success.

Anonymous said...

My idea of a beer tap.

Vinneh