Mr and Mr Barney Fag

Real News: Mincing Pederast Barney Frank announced this week that he is marrying some dude.

1. "We met while lurking in the bushes at the same elementary school."

2."Excuse us, we'll be in the bat cave for the next three minutes. Wait, that's not the stinger any more? Oh, never mind then."

3. "No, you opwessive theocwatic pwude. We will not pull our pants up!"

4. "Where's the dog," wondered Rick Santorum. "Oh, wait, there in the background. I see it."

5. "By the way, have you heard about Ron Paul?"

Best of Army of Dad
Why are they smiling, could be the 10 year old conjoined twin boys they got as a wedding present.

Best of Artfldgr
Brings new meaning, and makes redundant the term "Bumping Uglies"