Friday, January 27, 2012

Mr and Mr Barney Fag



1. "We met while lurking in the bushes at the same elementary school."

2."Excuse us, we'll be in the bat cave for the next three minutes. Wait, that's not the stinger any more? Oh, never mind then."

3. "No, you opwessive theocwatic pwude. We will not pull our pants up!"

4. "Where's the dog," wondered Rick Santorum. "Oh, wait, there in the background. I see it."

5. "By the way, have you heard about Ron Paul?"

Best of Army of Dad
Why are they smiling, could be the 10 year old conjoined twin boys they got as a wedding present.

Best of Artfldgr
Brings new meaning, and makes redundant the term "Bumping Uglies"

18 comments:

Double the U said...

Settle down people, he is retiring and getting married, at least he is only going to screw one person from now on.

blue said...

"...and we'd like to announce that Barack will be the best man at our wedding....(heh, heh, get it? best man)

Army of Dad said...

Why are they smiling, could be the 10 year old conjoined twin boys they got as a wedding present.

Submariner said...

You compwete me...

Submariner said...

Pawdon me, awe we going to have gwey poop on?

Submariner said...

♪ I wuv you ♫
♪ You wuv me ♫
♪ Now we'we have a fam-i-wy! ♫

Submariner said...

Thawt buble; "I always wanted to do the Queen..."

Artfldgr said...

the man on the right is thinking: Finally i can stop buying sex and get some regularly...

the man on the left is thinking: finally, i can wait and divorce this pickle and then can retire...

Artfldgr said...

Brings new meaning, and makes redundant the term "Bumping Uglies"

Artfldgr said...

Does that sign behind them say "Barmy"?

Artfldgr said...

The moment after this they look down and realize they have stolen each others wallets...
again!

dadoctah said...

Artfldgr said...
Does that sign behind them say "Barmy"?


Not quite. You just can't see the big purple dinosaur in this shot.

Anonymous said...

ORA - "But you still can't have my Bud Light!"

-Oiao

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Great news, Bawney! My new butt plug's arrived. I'll finally be free of that gerbil.

jj said...

Stories are starting to circulate that Brian Ross is looking for witnesses that can substantiate that a drunken Bill Clinton was hitting on the....uh... bridesmaids...

jj said...

I DON'T want to know who caught the bouquet. I DON'T want to know who threw it...

Anonymous said...

"OK, now which one of us wears the gown"?

Vinneh

Submariner said...

Anonymous said...
"OK, now which one of us wears the gown"?


"I'm younger, Barney; of COURSE I get to wear the gown..."

There; I fixed it for ya.