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Angry Birds..... and a girl checking her email.
Heed my advice, Mittsy, do not add a crazy assed witch or one that sees Russia from her front porch to your ticket!-OR-The ghost of Elections Past chats with the ghost of Elections Future. There is no ghost of Elections present because the stupid electorate picked a corrupt idiot.
Keep an eye on Patty...the girls are about to get the cup out!
Is that a human girl or a Klingon in whiteface?
"Do you think I could get a copy of your concession speech from 2008? I'll just use Find/Replace to remove all the references to 'getting off my lawn'."
"Remember, Mitt; once the New York Times calls you 'electable' and 'moderate,' you're one anonymous source away from a front-page smear."
I learned presidential nominees no longer have to release medical or school records, so that should simplify things for you.
McCain: "Well it helps you if you didn't do anything stupid to anger the conservative base, like supporting illegal alien amnesty. You haven't done anything like that have you?"Romney: "Well, not today I haven't"
"John, why don't you reach across the aisle and scratch my ass."Vinneh
"No Mitt, it's not R-H-I-N-O, it's R-I-N-O and they are not calling you that because the party is tired of the elephant", explained Senator McCain patiently...
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