Monday, January 09, 2012

Mittens McLandslide



1. Definition of Doom: The guy who lost to Obama endorsing the guy who lost to him.

2. "Sorry, John. I can't marry your daughter. I know her prospects are grim, but the church doesn't do the 'sister wives' thing any more.

3. "She's looking up 4Chan. Should I point out that no one has yet made RINO-pr0n and invoke Rule 34?"

4. "... And then Meghan totally cleaned out the hotel fridge and minibar. So, you got any money to help out a vet?"

5. "That's my aide. She's spamming Ron Paul polls. Drives him nuts."

10 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Angry Birds..... and a girl checking her email.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Heed my advice, Mittsy, do not add a crazy assed witch or one that sees Russia from her front porch to your ticket!

-OR-

The ghost of Elections Past chats with the ghost of Elections Future. There is no ghost of Elections present because the stupid electorate picked a corrupt idiot.

dub said...

Keep an eye on Patty...the girls are about to get the cup out!

Anonymous said...

Is that a human girl or a Klingon in whiteface?

Jack Reacher said...

"Do you think I could get a copy of your concession speech from 2008? I'll just use Find/Replace to remove all the references to 'getting off my lawn'."

Jack Reacher said...

"Remember, Mitt; once the New York Times calls you 'electable' and 'moderate,' you're one anonymous source away from a front-page smear."

Jack Reacher said...

I learned presidential nominees no longer have to release medical or school records, so that should simplify things for you.

JohnS1959 said...

McCain: "Well it helps you if you didn't do anything stupid to anger the conservative base, like supporting illegal alien amnesty. You haven't done anything like that have you?"

Romney: "Well, not today I haven't"

Anonymous said...

"John, why don't you reach across the aisle and scratch my ass."

Vinneh

Dr. Doom said...

"No Mitt, it's not R-H-I-N-O, it's R-I-N-O and they are not calling you that because the party is tired of the elephant", explained Senator McCain patiently...