Monday, January 09, 2012

Mittens and Ricky


1. Mitt Romney was also on the receiving end of a "Google Bombing." A 'Romney' is now defined in Urban Dictionary as "What you settle for when she rules out oral, anal, vaginal, and hand job."

2. Spot the Northeastern Moderate RINO: Easiest Round Evah!

3. And at the End of the 'Polygamy versus Paedophilia' debate, both sides agreed to agree to disagree.

4. "Hey, Rick, Gingrich just told me the most hilarious joke. How many dead babies does it take to... Oooooh, sorry."

5. "I just want to say how much I enjoyed competing with you for the honor of losing to Obama's combination of vote fraud and MSM propaganda onslaught."

11 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Rather than spend money covering the debate, cash-strapped NBC simply aired this static photo for an hour and claimed the two were locked in an intense staring contest.

-OR-

Mitt, how does that saying go again?
"We can fool all of the people all of the time."

Rodney Dill said...

"How do you make a dead baby float?"
"A quart of root beer, and two scoops of dead baby."

Jack Reacher said...

"So, lemme ask; is contraception legal in your state, too? That Stephanopolous guy is definitely on something."

Jack Reacher said...

"Now go on out there and win one for the heart and soul of America; the moderate-undecided voter."

Jack Reacher said...

"Let's tell Sawyer that we made a recess appointment during the commercial, and she's no longer moderating."

Submariner said...

"You can be my wingman, anytime..."
"No; YOU can be MY wingman..."

Submariner said...

"...and if Ahnuld would come up here, we could be TRIPLETS!"

Submariner said...

So; Bat Cave in three minutes. Rick?

Sure. I assume you gonnna play the catcher Mitt?

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Submariner said...

Well if you didn't queef and I didn't queef, who...


v word - baccof - What the FLOTUS hollars when someone eyes her eatin shovels...