Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Leg and a Leg and a Leg

Double the U


1. "Dude! That part of me was not open!"

2. "Orange you glad I'm wearing a butt closure?"

3. I know it's probably racist, but, I keep thinking those chocolate oranges I used to get in my Christmas stocking.

4. "... and then the foreman of industrial drill factory says, "Auger? I don't even know her!"

5. 'After the game, we're all going to bang Sarah Palin."

14 comments:

blue said...

The Ministry of Silly Walks is not amused....

Dactyl said...

One...singular sensation, every little step she takes...

Shayne said...

Throw out your hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give 'em a push
You'll be surprised
You're doing the French Mistake!
Voila!

metalgarth said...

Little Known Fact: The Hokey Pokey is only an illegal defense in pro basketball.

prince of leaves said...

Being drafted to different teams made things awkward for the conjoined Washington twins.

Submariner said...

Rooooooooox-anne;
You don' hafta put on da re-ed light!

Submariner said...

Not ALL black men have rythm. Exhibit 1: Jamaal attempts to learn to line dance.

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Rodney Dill said...

Six legs go in, Nine legs come out?

Rodney Dill said...

border line 'leven.

sonicfrog said...

Why it's hard for Siamese triplets to participate in team sports!

Dr. Doom said...

"What? Michele said what at the press conference", asked Jamal, "Oh no she didn't!"

Dr. Doom said...

"Yeah and its deep too", laughed JaMarcus...

Anonymous said...

"Man, it was funny as shit. On the way over here I was on the train and saw some ho with a pole between her ass."

Vinneh