1. "Hey, whatever happened to that creepy fat girl in the coat who used to hang out in our hallway? Didn't she commit suicide or something?"
2. Korean Girl Bands are adorable no matter what they are doing.
3. The Susan G Komen Foundation cannot be held responsible for breast exams that get out of hand.
4. Hey, at least they're not driving.
5. "Gawd I love band camp!"
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Does this mean my dry cleaning wont be ready on time?
Best of Submariner
Olympics village female athlete dorms are pretty much what you fantasize, so long as you don't visit an East German one...
Best of blue
Bat Girl Cave, 3 minutes......
Best of Kaptain Krude
You might be gay if you even noticed the creepy douchebag in the background.
Best of Army of Dad
Don't you mean 'Resbians'?
Best of dadoctah
"We do your nails now! Pick a color!"
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The smell is getting quite thick in the room. Pretty soon Ti-Ping will have his weekly allotment of cats for the restaurant.
Best of curly
“Hillary Clinton!” was the obvious response in this round of Pantomime.
Best of curly
I said 'Panda Express', not 'Pantie Express'.
Best of creative term papers and porn scripts
Girl #1: Oh, I'm so tired of writing this term paper.
Girl #2: Haven't you heard about this great new web site that will write them?
Girl #1: Oh, so we have more time for play now, huh?
(bow chicka wow wow)
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"Well, Bob, I think it's safe to say they're not here to talk to us about Ron Paul or the Book of Mormon..."
26 comments:
Problem is, 30 minutes after they get done eating each other out they'll just be hungry again.
Does this mean my dry cleaning wont be ready on time?
What really happens when you try to order Beef And Broccoli and get it wrong...
Kung Pao Chick is my FAVorite!
Hord the fur-burger,
Hord the rettuce,
speciar orders don't upset us,
Arr we ask is that you ret us
Have us, our way...
Olympics village female athlete dorms are pretty much what you fantasize, so long as you don't visit an East German one...
Aiiiiieeeee, Gorjirrah, ba-by!
Bat Girl Cave, 3 minutes......
HONK!!!!!!!!!
You might be gay if you even noticed the creepy douchebag in the background.
Who says womyn can't hold their likker?
Thank you for sharing your articles, I hope you have an interesting and creative new year.
Don't you mean 'Resbians'?
Katy Perry is huge over there.
So what happens if they all say 'me rove you rong time' at once? My guess is the guy in the back never gets in on the action.
Things You Did Not Know
To burn off excess energy, this is what happens inside the Mustang Ranch when they're closed for the holidays.
-OR-
Dear Mom & Daddy,
I now realize I deserved to be sent to boarding school as punishment for seducing Daddy's best friend, George.
At first I hated you as much as George's wife hates me, but gosh, I didn't know how much I'd grow to appreciate your wisdom.
Love, Tammi
PS - Which way did you guys vote on that same sex marriage referendum? Just curious.
"We do your nails now! Pick a color!"
Tuning in Tokyo, literally.
The smell is getting quite thick in the room. Pretty soon Ti-Ping will have his weekly allotment of cats for the restaurant.
“Hillary Clinton!” was the obvious response in this round of Pantomime.
...and then Curly's alarm clock went off.
Who wants to play 'spot the transvestite?'
I said 'Panda Express', not 'Pantie Express'.
"Your sushie breathe is making me wet."
Girl #1: Oh, I'm so tired of writing this term paper.
Girl #2: Haven't you heard about this great new web site that will write them?
Girl #1: Oh, so we have more time for play now, huh?
(bow chicka wow wow)
"Well, Bob, I think it's safe to say they're not here to talk to us about Ron Paul or the Book of Mormon..."
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