Saturday, January 21, 2012

I Dunno What to Do with This...

But he really looks like raw ass, doesn't he?


Best of Passionate Conservative
Somewhere, in a closet in a secure location, a portrait of a man degenerates and ages...

Best of prince of leaves
August 23, 2088: "And so, with the Surgeon General having exhausted the last antigeria options for prolonging my lifetime presidency, I have nobly decided to spare you all the pain and emptiness of struggling on without me by activating the molecular disruptor device I've had buried deep within the Earth's core..."

Best of jj
"Get that imperialistic symbol of oppression out from behind me and put my halo back....or someone will find out what FEMA can really do!"

Best of GregMan
Man, Obambi sure looks like a spook... I mean ghost! Ghost!

Rework of GregMan
Man, Apophos sure doesn't look good...

Best of Justin Credible
Makes me think he found Boehner's bottle of tan goop.

Best of Dr. Doom
Boy all of that golf and vacationing really takes its toll on a guy doesn't it?

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Obamalama Fogbubble: Man, am I baked.

Best of Capt. Queeg
COLORFUL MEALS BEGIN WITH BEN™

Best of Rodney Dill
The cake is lie

32 comments:

Passionate Conservative said...

Somewhere, in a closet in a secure location, a portrait of a man degenerates and ages...

prince of leaves said...

Okay, I understand the new management in Egypt doesn't respect the ancient collections, but did they have to go and dress up Seti I's mummy as Obama? That's just cruel.

prince of leaves said...

August 23, 2088: "And so, with the Surgeon General having exhausted the last antigeria options for prolonging my lifetime presidency, I have nobly decided to spare you all the pain and emptiness of struggling on without me by activating the molecular disruptor device I've had buried deep within the Earth's core..."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Stunned by reports that the Republican Primary was a front to collect signatures for a presidential recall, Obamalama stares blankly into the camera and then starts bawling like a baby.

-OR-

The US is Out of Good Options
Fellow Amerikans, Saturday's primary results showed that hypocritical religious extremists prefer a slimebag adulterer to a mormon fat cat or that wacky guy with fake eyebrows. That's why I will win reelection. I'm just a simple puppet for the Bilderberg Group.

jj said...

"Get that imperialistic symbol of oppression out from behind me and put my halo back....or someone will find out what FEMA can really do!"

Jack Reacher said...

(Thought bubble) These Chinese loan officers are tough.

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curly said...

"Where all da teleprompters at?"

curly said...

Thought bubble: “Oh gawd! M’Chell naked and askin’ for jam again!”

GregMan said...

Man, Obambi sure looks like a spook... I mean ghost! Ghost!

GregMan said...

Man, Ramses II sure doesn't look good...

GregMan said...

To no one's surprise, exposing Comrade President to the American flag for any length of time has the same effect as garlic does on a vampire.

Anonymous said...

Makes me think he found Boehner's bottle of tan goop.

Justin Credible

JohnS1959 said...

The President's handlers decided to use Just For Men - Touch of Gray to make him appear more experienced. The effect worked pretty well... until he opened his mouth.

Dr. Doom said...

Boy all of that golf and vacationing really takes its toll on a guy doesn't it?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Obamalama Fogbubble: Man, am I baked.

-OR-

Carpe's Believe It Or Not! - As cameras rolled, the American flag hopped off its stand and smacked Obamalama upside his head. Once again, members of the crack Secret Service team were in the anteroom cramming sugared donuts in their pieholes.

-OR-

As the Klansman in a camouflage sheet crept up behind Obamalama with the custard pie, rookie Secret Service agent Jebediah Bunson stopped eating a donut long enough to ask why the flag was wearing hobnailed boots.

curly said...

Man, that Grecian Formula Ghey stuff really works!

Anonymous said...

whats left after doing
the kobi-system.

or

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Submariner said...

Those Disney Animatronics artists are slipping. This one doesn't even begin to look real...

Submariner said...

I have just ordered all red states from the last election be put up for colateral for a Chinese loan to get us through 2013. I'm Barak Hussein Obama, and I approved the sell out of this nation.

Submariner said...

That look says Barry confused his Prep H and Polygrip again...

Knock Knock said...

Orange you glad I didn't say Obama?

Capt. Queeg said...

COLORFUL MEALS BEGIN WITH BEN™

Steve O said...

Have I ever smoked pot? Du-u-u-u-u-u-uuuded!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

If Gingrich's SuperPac bought off a teleprompter operator.
WTF? Now that rat's swinging from the teleprompter by it's little tail. Wait just a minute... you guys are screwing me. That's just a pendant swinging back and forth and back and forth and baaac... yes, I am feeling sleepy. Verrrry sleepy. Okay, I will squawk like a chicken and lay an egg for the audience.

WordVerify: subtic - what subby developed when his kids started yelling, "Dive Dive Dive!" to wake him up.

Matt the K said...

In the directors cut version, the kid from "Mask" grows up to be president.

Rodney Dill said...

Min-in-in-nnn Headroom

Submariner said...

Blending ORAs

4 lights, 5 lights, whatever it takes...

Submariner said...

Barry tries to appear more than 1/4 black in an attempt to get back his core constituency...

Submariner said...

C'mon Amerikkka; if you don't re-elect me, my family will have to take vacations together!

Rodney Dill said...

The cake is lie

Rodney Dill said...

"Hello... This is Peggy."