1. Garbage-scented Axe was a huge hit among zoophiles.
2. "OK, Spike, one more Enumclaw caption... Then, we can cuddle."
3. "So, you've been spamming the Ron Paul polls! Bad dog! Bad dog!"
4. "No! I'm gonna play Wow! I'm tired of being your bitch."
5. "I named him 'Kuato.'"
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What? I couldn't find a black kid."
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Hey at least I already got the monkey off!
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Bob and Rex were caught red handed watching kitteh pron on the internet...
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Old joke:
A man walks into a doctor's office with a dog on his back.
The doctor asks, "what can I do for you?"
The dog replies "well, could you get this guy off my balls?"
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"See, Spike, I told you the Best Ofs weren't up yet."
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I swear....you let a bitch lick peanut butter off your balls ONE TIME, and she gets all clingy.
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Tony Danza gets a little kinky.
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Dogamine... The kinder, gentler drug addiction.
"What? I couldn't find a black kid."
Hey at least I already got the monkey off!
Bob and Rex were caught red handed watching kitteh pron on the internet...
Old joke:
A man walks into a doctor's office with a dog on his back.
The doctor asks, "what can I do for you?"
The dog replies "well, could you get this guy off my balls?"
I just don't get the attraction of these Airedaleon chairs.
Ted was a real sonufabitch... and he was a siamese twin, ta boot.
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Dear David,
This is like the 43rd time over the last decade I've suggested Letterman's Stupid Zaphod Bebblebrox Tricks. Time is of the essence... my other head is aging 7 times faster than me.
Sincerely,
Bernard Deiffledorfer
How Dan Savage gets his ideas....
"See, Spike, I told you the Best Ofs weren't up yet."
ORA: Once again, Rex regretted not having opposable thumbs.
I swear....you let a bitch lick peanut butter off your balls ONE TIME, and she gets all clingy.
David Attenborough's son whispers - This is a rare Yiddish Kibitzer. He loves matzo balls and gefilte fish, and instinctively butts his wet nose in when I'm deciding chess moves.
If you haven't seen it yet check out the video Thanks, Smokey! on the Zoochosis channel. It has over 8,000,000 views.
Cool photo!!))
Tony Danza gets a little kinky.
Vinneh
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