Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Hey, There's a Dog on My Back


1. Garbage-scented Axe was a huge hit among zoophiles.

2. "OK, Spike, one more Enumclaw caption... Then, we can cuddle."

3. "So, you've been spamming the Ron Paul polls! Bad dog! Bad dog!"

4. "No! I'm gonna play Wow! I'm tired of being your bitch."

5. "I named him 'Kuato.'"

Best of Spineless Vertebrae
What? I couldn't find a black kid."

Best of From the Mind of a Madman
Hey at least I already got the monkey off!

Best of Dr. Doom
Bob and Rex were caught red handed watching kitteh pron on the internet...

Best of Dactyl
Old joke:
A man walks into a doctor's office with a dog on his back.
The doctor asks, "what can I do for you?"
The dog replies "well, could you get this guy off my balls?"

Best of GregMan
"See, Spike, I told you the Best Ofs weren't up yet."

Best of dub
I swear....you let a bitch lick peanut butter off your balls ONE TIME, and she gets all clingy.

Best of VInneh
Tony Danza gets a little kinky.

15 comments:

sonicfrog said...

Dogamine... The kinder, gentler drug addiction.

Spineless Vertebrae said...

"What? I couldn't find a black kid."

From the Mind of a Madman said...

Hey at least I already got the monkey off!

Dr. Doom said...

Bob and Rex were caught red handed watching kitteh pron on the internet...

Dactyl said...

Old joke:
A man walks into a doctor's office with a dog on his back.
The doctor asks, "what can I do for you?"
The dog replies "well, could you get this guy off my balls?"

prince of leaves said...

I just don't get the attraction of these Airedaleon chairs.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Ted was a real sonufabitch... and he was a siamese twin, ta boot.

-OR-

Dear David,
This is like the 43rd time over the last decade I've suggested Letterman's Stupid Zaphod Bebblebrox Tricks. Time is of the essence... my other head is aging 7 times faster than me.
Sincerely,
Bernard Deiffledorfer

sonicfrog said...

How Dan Savage gets his ideas....

GregMan said...

"See, Spike, I told you the Best Ofs weren't up yet."

GregMan said...

ORA: Once again, Rex regretted not having opposable thumbs.

dub said...

I swear....you let a bitch lick peanut butter off your balls ONE TIME, and she gets all clingy.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

David Attenborough's son whispers - This is a rare Yiddish Kibitzer. He loves matzo balls and gefilte fish, and instinctively butts his wet nose in when I'm deciding chess moves.

Anonymous said...

If you haven't seen it yet check out the video Thanks, Smokey! on the Zoochosis channel. It has over 8,000,000 views.

buy dissertation said...

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Anonymous said...

Tony Danza gets a little kinky.

Vinneh