Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Have at it....


‎"1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8... schlemiel! Shlamozel, Hassenpffeffer Incorporated!"

Best of prince of leaves
January 20, 2013: Former President Obama and former Secretary of State Clinton sneak out in disguise through Jefferson-era tunnels beneath the White House to avoid the inaugural parade/vigilante mobs on Pennsylvania Avenue.

Best of Shayne
Hillary to Obama: "Remember, Barry, it's $50 for a blow job and $250 for the night. Not the other way around."

Best of dadoctah
"Kenya? Dude, you're *way* off base. We're Illinois Amish!"

Threadwinnuh jj
....again...the only thing missing is a '64 T-Bird and a cliff...

Best of Dr. Doom
"Dang it, I knew we should have taken that left in Albuquerque", said Hillary

Best of Rodney Dill
"It's baBUSHka's fault."

Best of mpur
"Water's cold"
"Yep. Deep, too"

29 comments:

Dactyl said...

Not pictured: two pairs of Gucci pumps.

Dactyl said...

Look Clinton, I warned you about Michele's PMS, right? Now as soon as she puts another intern in her, uh, mouth, just move slowly and smoothly for that door...

blue said...

"Now that I have converted the USA to Islam, all us girls need to cover our hair."

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

What, still no USA flag pin on his lapel?

Censors Hip said...

Barry & Hills can't wait for their introduction to Ray Bradbury

prince of leaves said...

January 20, 2013: Former President Obama and former Secretary of State Clinton sneak out in disguise through Jefferson-era tunnels beneath the White House to avoid the inaugural parade/vigilante mobs on Pennsylvania Avenue.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I thought the Iranians were working on a nuclear bomb?
Well, we all thought they were. Who knew it was a teleportation device and they could lock onto our coordinates?!?
So, which was is the Russian consulate and how the hell do we get out of here?
I dunno. Keep your head covered and walk like an Egyptian.

WordVerify: bleudgen - An option when stoning's not fast enough.

Shayne said...

Hillary to Obama: "Remember, Barry, it's $50 for a blow job and $250 for the night. Not the other way around."

dadoctah said...

"Kenya? Dude, you're *way* off base. We're Illinois Amish!"

Anonymous said...

Like sisters! Except one is a bit more butch.

jj said...

....again...the only thing missing is a '64 T-Bird and a cliff...

Dr. Doom said...

"Dang it, I knew we should have taken that left in Albuquerque", said Hillary

Dr. Doom said...

"Oh-oh I don't think we're in Washington anymore Bam", whispered Hilliary, "Watch out we might be in Kansas"...

vw: reack - what the President is doing to the economy...

Anonymous said...

Que the Music from the Star Wars bar scene.

Passionate Conservative said...

...well, we did find out where the white women were at...

Rodney Dill said...

"It's baBUSHka's fault."

Rodney Dill said...

Thelma and Lou Sleaze.

Rodney Dill said...

"...you think they serve lamb here?"

Rodney Dill said...

"OK... but next time you drive the motorcycle and I get to place the magnetic bomb."

Submariner said...

No matter how many lights he says you see, always agree, Hil...

Submariner said...

Act nonchalant; and for Gaia's sake, point that little thing down into the urinal, Barak!

Submariner said...

OJA*

You're right, Hil. The horse is crying...




OJA - Old Joke Alert

Submariner said...

"If we get caught, I'll be Fatima, you be Ahmed."
"Whatever you say Barry. Whatever you say."

Submariner said...

I STILL don't think this is the proper way to rinse arugala...

mpur said...

"Water's cold"
"Yep. Deep, too"

Anonymous said...

The lost episode of "I Spy" where Robert Culp and Bill Cosby dress in drag.

Vinneh

Anonymous said...

wingmann says:
Can I borrow your vagisil?

Anonymous said...

Since Barry embraced the "grey look" he had to find a white beard to match.

JohnS1959 said...

After hearing that prayers offered at the Wailing Wall are always answered, the President and the Secretary of State decide to make a visit in advance of the coming election (incognito of course).