"1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8... schlemiel! Shlamozel, Hassenpffeffer Incorporated!"
Best of prince of leaves
January 20, 2013: Former President Obama and former Secretary of State Clinton sneak out in disguise through Jefferson-era tunnels beneath the White House to avoid the inaugural parade/vigilante mobs on Pennsylvania Avenue.
Best of Shayne
Hillary to Obama: "Remember, Barry, it's $50 for a blow job and $250 for the night. Not the other way around."
Best of dadoctah
"Kenya? Dude, you're *way* off base. We're Illinois Amish!"
Threadwinnuh jj
....again...the only thing missing is a '64 T-Bird and a cliff...
Best of Dr. Doom
"Dang it, I knew we should have taken that left in Albuquerque", said Hillary
Best of Rodney Dill
"It's baBUSHka's fault."
Best of mpur
"Water's cold"
"Yep. Deep, too"
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Not pictured: two pairs of Gucci pumps.
Look Clinton, I warned you about Michele's PMS, right? Now as soon as she puts another intern in her, uh, mouth, just move slowly and smoothly for that door...
"Now that I have converted the USA to Islam, all us girls need to cover our hair."
What, still no USA flag pin on his lapel?
Barry & Hills can't wait for their introduction to Ray Bradbury
January 20, 2013: Former President Obama and former Secretary of State Clinton sneak out in disguise through Jefferson-era tunnels beneath the White House to avoid the inaugural parade/vigilante mobs on Pennsylvania Avenue.
I thought the Iranians were working on a nuclear bomb?
Well, we all thought they were. Who knew it was a teleportation device and they could lock onto our coordinates?!?
So, which was is the Russian consulate and how the hell do we get out of here?
I dunno. Keep your head covered and walk like an Egyptian.
WordVerify: bleudgen - An option when stoning's not fast enough.
Hillary to Obama: "Remember, Barry, it's $50 for a blow job and $250 for the night. Not the other way around."
"Kenya? Dude, you're *way* off base. We're Illinois Amish!"
Like sisters! Except one is a bit more butch.
....again...the only thing missing is a '64 T-Bird and a cliff...
"Dang it, I knew we should have taken that left in Albuquerque", said Hillary
"Oh-oh I don't think we're in Washington anymore Bam", whispered Hilliary, "Watch out we might be in Kansas"...
vw: reack - what the President is doing to the economy...
Que the Music from the Star Wars bar scene.
...well, we did find out where the white women were at...
"It's baBUSHka's fault."
Thelma and Lou Sleaze.
"...you think they serve lamb here?"
"OK... but next time you drive the motorcycle and I get to place the magnetic bomb."
No matter how many lights he says you see, always agree, Hil...
Act nonchalant; and for Gaia's sake, point that little thing down into the urinal, Barak!
OJA*
You're right, Hil. The horse is crying...
OJA - Old Joke Alert
"If we get caught, I'll be Fatima, you be Ahmed."
"Whatever you say Barry. Whatever you say."
I STILL don't think this is the proper way to rinse arugala...
"Water's cold"
"Yep. Deep, too"
The lost episode of "I Spy" where Robert Culp and Bill Cosby dress in drag.
Vinneh
wingmann says:
Can I borrow your vagisil?
Since Barry embraced the "grey look" he had to find a white beard to match.
After hearing that prayers offered at the Wailing Wall are always answered, the President and the Secretary of State decide to make a visit in advance of the coming election (incognito of course).
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