Tuesday, January 17, 2012

GHEY KITTEH IS FABULOUS!


Best of mpur
Fame!
I'm gonna live forever
I'm gonna learn how to fly high...

Best of GregMan
Ghey sex can be a lot more problematic when you have a barbed p3nis.

Best of Rodney Dill
Throw up your hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give 'em a push
You'll be surprised, you're doing the French Mistake
Voila!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
And this is my impression of Kate Winslet on the Titanic.

Best of dadoctah
"Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya!"

Best of Submariner
I don't think I'll EVER get used to kicking in the drive, Ford...

22 comments:

mpur said...

Ok, I'll use the same caption that I used over at the Acebook page:

Fame!
I'm gonna live forever
I'm gonna learn how to fly high...

GregMan said...

Ghey sex can be a lot more problematic when you have a barbed p3nis.

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"...and after ObamaKittyCare pays for my sex change operation, I'll be a real queen!!

GregMan said...

Toonces is ecstatic when he learns that he can now marry his long-time companion Whiskers after they move to New York State.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Kitteh Can Haz Wings?

-OR-

Thufferin Thucatash! That Norway rat's this freaking big!

-OR-

Ruh Roh! Stairwel.........

-OR-

Lookie... I'm a German bomber and the sleeping human's Pearl Harbor.

Rodney Dill said...

Bend and ...SNAP

Rodney Dill said...

Throw up your hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give 'em a push
You'll be surprised, you're doing the French Mistake
Voila!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

And this is my impression of Kate Winslet on the Titanic.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

They went and left those special brownies out on the kitchen table again. Man, am I baked!

-OR-

Dear David Letterman, can any of those f*king dogs do THIS?

Censors Hip said...

"..with God as my witness I thought cats could fly!"

dadoctah said...

The significance of the rainbow flag is, sadly, lost on a creature with no color vision.

dub said...

Please...like they'd have any idea what to do with a little pussy.

jj said...

Richard Simmons has really let himself go....

dadoctah said...

"Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya!"

Dr. Doom said...

"Oh oh", thought Fluffy, "No way I'm landing on my feet this time"...

Anonymous said...

"Something tells me I'm the only pussy these guys here are interested in."

Vinneh

Submariner said...

I don't think I;ll EVER get used to kicking in the drive, Ford...

Submariner said...

Ghey kitteh decides to remain unusually subdued to show his respect for MLK's b'day.

Submariner said...

...so's I stepped between and separated them like this, and says; "Hey, hey, hey, dudes. There's enough Toonces to cast a vote for BOTH of you ACORNS..."

Steve O said...

Dear Diary,

Today at the Rainbow Love meeting we took a funny picture with a cat! The doctors say the stitches will come out after only a few weeks.

prince of leaves said...

"There's NO business like SHOW business like NO business I KNOWWWWWWW!"

Submariner said...

Richard Simmons looks pretty much the same as always.

Pussy...